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So one of those 5 strippers left a msg on my voicemail
Just listened to it on the way to work.
?.. cause I just now had an emergency call. My Dad passed away and I was wondering if I could do something to get $400 to get up there". She's not even old enough to drink. Thoughts?
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as long as she is 18+...
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We went to a club and she handed them her ID. They gave her a wristband so she is 18-20. But what did you have in mind?
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just do whatever you wanna - Im sure the dadstory is complete bs, she just needs money for whatever
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#5 |
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That is my thought too.
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its sad but over the yrs I heard my share of bs from models and strippers
just see it as an open ticket to whatever suggest a new 1girl2cups site ![]()
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for $400 you should be able to get at least 3 or 4 fucks, plus a complete house cleaning and a car wash on top of that...
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#8 |
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Yeah for real. it has been crazier than usual the past few months. maybe the slowing economy. Strip clubs seem less busy right now.
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Well for one wrap it up, two If you wanna shell out $400 to bang a stripper go for it, but she better be hot, and we better get some pictures
![]() I'm sure you could find a better use for $400, but like I said its really the situation your in.
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one day itll be cheaper to go there then to a regular restaurant
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She is not all that hot but she's 19 or so and cute.
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Taco Bell ain't got nothin' on that "4th meal"
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Are these models/girls who work for you? Make her do some custom sets for members. Or some free cam shows.
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im pretty sure she isnt gonna sign a release
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I found out months later that she was 16.....What she did was use somebody else who looks like her's ID....She ONLY told me because I kept pressing for her to show me her ID if she wanted to make any money and said that she thought that "I wouldn't like her anymore" if she told me her real age.
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#16 |
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Yeah like "Dutch Teen Cash" said. Just some stripper. This ain't a business thing. We don't deal with any local "content" in any way.
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Yeah, my last GF had someone else's ID.
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Link please?
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Strippers are such fuck ups. They can make so much money but are always broke. I don't see why you want to hang around with doped up whores for. Surely you're not that ugly that you can't get normal girls.
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sounds like a crack bender to me
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Mom, is that you?
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I just got called out by someone named ?Black Crayon? on a board called ?Go Fuck Yourself? where the members are ?porn webmasters?.
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Do you really have room for another dead stripper in your freezer?
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Just because we make porn sites doesn't mean your life has to revolve around it. Just saying, those women are more trouble than they are worth.
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lmao...if you have to come on here an ask.. you lost already
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strippers.... she'll pose that question, and then if you suggest a good fuck, she'll get all offended....and say something like "i was thinking 20 good lap dances"
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Have her clean your garage and mow your lawn. $400 well spent.
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Dude, call her on her bullshit. Offer to buy the ticket and drive her to the airport instead of giving her the cash.
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Dad = Coke
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I know youre right and the story is bs but thats not how it works, if you confront these girls like that they wont reply in a nice way Ive known many models who stripped as well, the biggest ahole excuses they came up with, if you drive her to the airport and book a ticket shes gonna give you crap, they just want cash for whatever reason, its like a mutual non verbal understanding Do whatever you want, ask her to wash your car naked or whatever and give her the 400
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I smell a Colin Sex Tape! ;-)
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I only have one question, who gives a stripper their phone number?
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this was my last girlfriend http://www.linkification.com/linked/tiff.mpg no i dont think i could get 5 "normal" girls half my age to my house. maybe. how was yer saturday handsome?
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about every stripper in this town has my number.
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Tiff cant dance...
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Just say NO.
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ive been playing it for 20 years. didnt even have caller id when i started. ;-)
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More strippers ...
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Pedos have their angels, rapists have their sluts, colin has his strippers.
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"That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."
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heres what you do, take the 400 dollars, and put in u r pocket then go find some free pussy.
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