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02-24-2008, 11:26 AM
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sundays joke - the divorce
A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? -Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I am always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? -She going to kill me. What makes you think that? -I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'. |
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02-24-2008, 11:48 AM
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haha... lame...
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02-24-2008, 01:16 PM
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so very racist.
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02-24-2008, 01:35 PM
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POlish remover... OMG, what a joke :D
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02-24-2008, 01:55 PM
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I havent heard that one in years
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02-24-2008, 03:03 PM
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heh.....
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02-24-2008, 03:31 PM
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sooooo funny
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02-24-2008, 03:35 PM
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02-24-2008, 03:40 PM
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its pretty funny
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02-25-2008, 03:36 AM
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not so funnay
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