ADULT COPYWRITERS - Best Writing Service in the Industry

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

We will keep this announcement short and simple.

If you need adult texts done, we can do them for you. Blog posts, web content, site and sponsor reviews, erotic stories? you name it. If it includes creative writing, Adult Copywriters is the team you want to hire.

We currently have four writers on our staff. Two of them are American and the other two Australian. These guys are absolutely excellent at what they do. Nuff said.

For more info, check out our site: www.adultcopywriters.com

Feel free to email me at chelo (at) adultcopywriters.com or hit me up on ICQ 462-842-687 for any questions you might have or orders you want to place.

There are some writing samples on our site, but I will proceed to include more in this thread, not only to keep it bumped, but also for you guys to see why we are the best adult copywriters in the industry!


Thanks,

[drakoh]

So far the service has been good.
Very courteous, and very flexible.


I'll be checking the articles I ordered this evening, will keep you informed !

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

Thx drakoh, hope you like the articles!

[J. Falcon]

bump to the top...

[Bojangles]

Just curious, are you looking for anymore writers?

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

Originally Posted by Bojangles

Just curious, are you looking for anymore writers?

It all depends on how well you can write and the quality of your texts. Send me your resume together with some samples to my email

[AWH - Phil]

Do you guys do reviews?

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

Originally Posted by AWH - Phil

Do you guys do reviews?

Yes we do. Here's a sample to give you guys an idea of our writing style, it's an anime related review.

Here they are:

Anime School Sluts

Welcome to the fascinating world of hardcore Anime sex. At Anime School Sluts we provide you with the cutest school girls that our absolute sluts. Here you will see hardcore Anime action at its peak; Nasty cock sucking, deep throats, teacher fucking, tittie fucking, anal eating, pussy fucking, wild fantasies, pussy eating, school pets and heaps more! Check out our huge collection of hardcore high resolution picture and high quality videos.

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

Here is a sample of a site review:

Content:
Anyone who has surfed for porn on the net should recognize the unique style behind sites like Ass Traffic, Tamed Teens and Sperm Swap. Perfect Gonzo is a big moneymaker for a lot of webmasters and it’s not hard to tell why. Fresh looking faces, crystal-clear quality, extreme close-ups and shocking first-rate hardcore action that’ll keep your heart pumping, all it 100% exclusive, shot in house and in high definition. The look and presentation of their sites completely stands out from many others (especially when rotating on your TGPs) in the way that they capture your surfer’s attention and almost force him to click.
Grade: A+


Tools:
I can write for hours talking about all the kick ass promo tools Perfect Gonzo places at your disposal. Lets start our with the embedded flash movies that they recently added to their program. More than 900 different movies that can be embedded into your website, blogs, TGP, etc and that surfers can view in full screen. Perfect Gonzo also lets you create a custom tour that you can link straight to the join page and which will be hosted by them. You also get access to Indexxed, an unbelievably huge TGP with almost a thousand movies with trailers and tons of models from all their sites. If you thought that was all you’re wrong: you may also receive a free software license for Chameleon Submitter & Confirmer, a program that lets you semi-automatically submit your galleries. Also available are TGPs with movies and pics, RSS Feeds, free downloadable content, gallery descriptions, prepared and hosted thumbs, banners, FPAs, HPAs, free hosting and more!
Grade: A+


Support:
You can contact Perfect Gonzo by submitting email ticket directly from their system. There is also an incorporated message board where you can post your doubts and questions and also do keyword searches for particular threads or subjects.
Grade: A


Conclusion:
There is no doubt that Perfect Gonzo is one of the industry’s true leaders recognized for high quality content and an affiliate program that stands high above others in that they provide you with everything you need and then some. You will never lack for fresh looking content nor the tools to promote their sites which, I may add, are updated weekly without exceptions. After working for a while with Perfect Gonzo you will note that they are a program that is smart enough not to try to screw over their webmasters. For starters, they pay you exactly the same for console free-tours ($40) as for those with consoles, of which they only have one. They allow you to create your own hosted custom tours, not to mention give you unlimited access to a ridiculous amount of free content from their sites.

Perfect Gonzo has so much to offer that they deserve to be reviewed on a separate page with much more attention to detail. There is still much more worth commenting, like for example their meticulous and transparent stats system. But we will let you judge for yourself. Don’t be left out in the cold. Click on the link below and start making cash by promoting Perfect Gonzo’s 100% Exclusive sites today!
Overall Grade: A+

[da man]

interesting concept

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by da man

interesting concept

Thanks

[Methodcash Rick]

Originally Posted by chelo - adultcopywriters

Yes we do. Here's a sample to give you guys an idea of our writing style, it's an anime related review.

Here they are:

Anime School Sluts

Welcome to the fascinating world of hardcore Anime sex. At Anime School Sluts we provide you with the cutest school girls that our absolute sluts. Here you will see hardcore Anime action at its peak; Nasty cock sucking, deep throats, teacher fucking, tittie fucking, anal eating, pussy fucking, wild fantasies, pussy eating, school pets and heaps more! Check out our huge collection of hardcore high resolution picture and high quality videos.

Is this the quality of work one would expect to receive??

I'm surprised to see that Anime School Sluts provides us with the cutest school girls that "OUR absolute sluts", and maybe, just maybe the site only has 1 picture as referenced in the last sentence.

Not playing grammar cop or anything, but if your service is copywriting, one would think that proof reading was included.

[CaptainHowdy]

Muy bueno, gente !

[kapopoy]

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Thanks

so this actually a Falcon own company?

hmmmmmm

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by Methodcash Rick

Is this the quality of work one would expect to receive??

I'm surprised to see that Anime School Sluts provides us with the cutest school girls that "OUR absolute sluts", and maybe, just maybe the site only has 1 picture as referenced in the last sentence.

Not playing grammar cop or anything, but if your service is copywriting, one would think that proof reading was included.

Here is the quality you can expect to receive from ACW:

Device Bondage



The Site:


Device Bondage offers a dark, grimy layout that instantly gives you the feeling of authenticity. It?s simple yet very real, and very suitable for its topic. Here there seems to be something for the thirsty sadist in all of us: top quality bondage movies, real live shows featuring some very attractive ladies, a gallery with dreadfully detailed images of some of the most horrible torture devices you can imagine, a member?s forum with surprising activity for such a new site, and also a complete schedule of all the upcoming shoots.


THE CONTENT:

?The quality is obviously there? is the first thing that came to mind when I first saw the inside of this site. Not a not small compliment coming from someone who is not a particular fan of the niche. I was very impressed. There seems to be an incredible amount of work and detail behind each single shot. You can definitely feel the girl?s pain as if it were your own, which I think is something a lot of members will appreciate. The atmosphere of the site is dark and gruesome, especially in their Device Gallery, which illustrates a series of shocking machines carefully designed for applying pain. The page looks as if it was ripped out of a medieval book of torture. You can click on any of the devices and be rewarded with a creepy third-dimensional presentation (done very nicely I might add) and a short text description explaining what such a marvelous instrument is capable of and it?s history. This part alone should be worth the price of membership for some torture buffs out there.

Device Bondage has only approximately 20 scenes you will not find on any other site. It?s obvious they cater to a very selective audience, who only want to see the real shit. Each video is divided into different clips. The videos have anywhere from 5 to 10 breathtaking, very high-quality clips, that also offer the member a chance to leave feedback or comments for the scene, which a lot of people do, and some of them can be very humorous. There is a lot of interaction between the actress and director in these videos, you can tell it?s very personal experience for both of them. Overall I was very impressed with the video quality.

Device Bondage has some top-notch pictures as well. Every photograph is extremely meticulous and well prepared, and the girls look very beautiful in their pain. Some scenes offer a lot more pics than others, but they are all worth a look. Again the dark dungeon atmosphere plays itself out very nicely in these pictures.

As for the models some of them are shockingly pretty and innocent-looking. It?s amazing to see them in some of those bizarre positions; you really wouldn?t believe it?s them. Every scene is accompanied by a few paragraphs of text that summarize the scene. Some texts offer cool info about the unique locations where the shoots occur, others say something about the model and how she felt before, during and after the shoot, while others just like to ramble on every painful detail. Either way, I found them to be pretty entertaining.

Device Bondage also adds a feature that lets you watch live shows via streaming video. Some these shows last several hours, and there?s a chat room where you can interact with the model and other members, ask questions and even offer suggestions.

The forum seems to be visited by some interesting characters that sound like real experts on the subject of torture. If this is the community you?ve been searching for, than Device Bondage might just be the perfect site for you. The films are constructively criticized, with members adding suggestions for the directors.


THE CRITICISM

Some scenes should have offer pictures and others should simply have more footage. There doesn?t seem to be a clear balance in regards to this. Something else I didn?t like very much was that when you clicked on some of the menu options they opened up on another browser. For example if you click on the ?Models? option, a new window will pop up with the girls. Why this is I?m not sure, but I found it to be a bit distracting.


THE CONCLUSION

In terms of reality and gruesomeness, Device Bondage seems to be in a league of its own. Entering the site is like entering a dark dungeon, filled with beautiful women being tortured medieval-style with wooden horses, gags, neck and wrist spreaders and other delightful pieces of equipment that?ll shock you. The girls are lead through pure hell by the directors, and you?re right there to witness the entire experience from start to finish.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by kapopoy

so this actually a Falcon own company?

hmmmmmm

Yes, I run it

[J. Falcon]

This joke was also written by one of our writers. As you can see, only the highest quality:

(this is one of my favorite jokes of all time, told here in pure prose)

Al Capone Joke


“Good!” Rick rubbed his hands together. “Hey Carl, tell them that joke you told me earlier today. Very funny stuff.”
Carl smiled and sipped his Martini. “It was pretty funny.”
“Yeah, Uncle Carl” said Mark. “Do it.”
Rick chuckled softly, pointed a finger at his partner. “It’s pretty goddamned good joke. Go on, tell it.”
“Fine,” Carl began. “But guys, let me start off by saying this is not your typical joke. It’s what I like to refer to as an educated man’s joke… whatever the hell that means. It’s more of a story, actually. Happened back in the 1920’s during the prohibition. You’ve seen The Untouchables, you know what I’m talking about. Well… back then Al Capone’s crew used to deposit a lot of money in one of the big banks in downtown Chicago. They were carefully monitored deposits, you know, a few briefcases full of cash, in and out of the bank, boom-boom.”
Four steaming plates were brought to the table. Carl took his time unfolding a pink napkin and placing it gently on his lap. “It just so happens that this particular bank was located directly across the street from a small park where a deaf and dumb violinist played for pennies. This poor man recognized the gangsters, he wasn’t stupid. The way they dressed, the way they acted…. He knew what they were about.”
The problem is one day something goes wrong with a deposit. As Capone’s boys are getting out the car with the briefcases, bang, they get jacked by a group of robbers sent on an ambush by one of his enemies. Shots are fired back and forth, some men die. The cops show up and they start shooting it out with the two gangs. One big disgusting mess. By the time Al Capone finally receives word of what happened, both briefcases were nowhere to be found.
Of course the mob knew about the deaf guy in the park. These wiseguys always know stuff like that. So they get a small group together, go back to the crime scene, snatch the old man from his lonely bench and take him to a dark room and begin the interrogation. As you can imagine, there was an interpreter present, and he translated all the questions into hand signals, or whatever they’re called. Well, the violinist says he doesn’t know anything about any briefcases and the mobsters beat the shit our of him. Excuse my language.”
He looked over at Veronika, offered her a smile. “So they beat me him up pretty bad, but where’s the money? Nobody knows. About three or four hours go by and Al Capone is really starting to lose his patience, so he decides to make a personal visit to where the deaf guy is being held hostage.
Capone finally enters the room, walks up to the chair and sees the deaf violinist, bleeding from his nose and trembling with fear. He pulls out his gun and points it at the old man’s head, then says to the interpreter:
“Tell this sonofabitch I’m gonna blow his fucking brains out right here and now if he doesn’t tell me exactly where my money is.”
The interpreter delivers the message with great precision and now the violinist becomes truly, truly scared. He begins to flashing hand signals frantically, explaining where the money was hidden. Supposedly the robbers had ran to the corner of the street and hid the briefcases in one of the empty garbage cans of an abandoned building. They were both inside the third garbage can from the right.”
Capone, still holding his gun to the man’s head, said: “So where the hell is my money?”
The interpreter, with a disappointed look on his face, turns to the most notorious crime boss in history and replies: “Sorry, Mr. Capone, the old man says he’s not scared of death, and that you should go fuck yourself!”

[drakoh]

Originally Posted by drakoh

So far the service has been good.
Very courteous, and very flexible.


I'll be checking the articles I ordered this evening, will keep you informed !

So I checked the articles and they are pretty good !
Easy to read, easy to understand, good keyword density !
I recommend them !

[baddog]

If this thread is a sample of your expertise you are hardly the best in the industry.

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

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[CaptainHowdy]

Bumpo... !!

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Bumpo... !!

Thanks Guess I'll bump it again...

[moeloubani]

Hey man, if your writing isn't good enough to get your own customers doesn't mean you have to take ones that are posting in MY thread and contact them as if it was me. That's bullshit, do it again and I'll showing your customers just how much better OUR writing is.


Ok?

Don't steal my customers.

[Jason AO Movies]

its called competition, comeon theres loads of work around, lets not fight, les be friends.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by moeloubani

Hey man, if your writing isn't good enough to get your own customers doesn't mean you have to take ones that are posting in MY thread and contact them as if it was me. That's bullshit, do it again and I'll showing your customers just how much better OUR writing is.

We never pretended to be you or anyone else. We've been working before you ever made your site.

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[Davy]

Nice service. Might use it later.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by Davy

Nice service. Might use it later.

Thanks Your sig is creepy, is that cow lol?

[TaylorMarieXXX]

I caught the 'our' instead of 'are', also.

I know with my clients I do them a disservice if they have to go through and edit the writing I do for them. When you sell services as a writer it's imperative to edit all your work, especially posts.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by Jason AO Movies

its called competition, comeon theres loads of work around, lets not fight, les be friends.

Plenty of work to go around indeed,

[TaylorMarieXXX]

Also, under Criticism: "Some scenes should have offer pictures and others should simply have more footage"
I only point it out so you can make the corrections. As adult writers we must be very careful with what we post, as it directly relates to the services we offer. I made the same mistakes when I was getting started, so don't worry, you'll get it figured out. Good luck.

[moeloubani]

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Plenty of work to go around indeed,

Then why steal my customers if theres so much work to go around?

I'm not worried about losing business as much as I'm worried about people thinking I wrote something and then getting the shit you try to sell off as good writing, that's what worries me.

[Sands]

I will not post in this thread.



(Seriously though, good luck on the launch. Make that money.)

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

Originally Posted by Sands

I will not post in this thread.

OK dude, post here then

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by moeloubani

I'm worried about people thinking I wrote something and then getting the shit you try to sell off as good writing, that's what worries me.

Your service, to our service, come on yo, NO EQUAL

[Burnt Bacon]

The samples do contain some grammatical and word choice errors, but it's generally superior to most of the stuff you see in the industry.

Good luck with the concept.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by Burnt Bacon

The samples do contain some grammatical and word choice errors, but it's generally superior to most of the stuff you see in the industry.

Good luck with the concept.

Thanks

Our writers did all the posts for this new pornstar blog: PUSSY RECRUITS


You can buy posts this long (and longer, up to 200 words) for $3 a pop.

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

bumping!

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

More samples coming soon,

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[kmanrox]

damn you all stop posting.. im gonna need 400 posts a month out of you soon

save some for me! hehe

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

Originally Posted by kmanrox

damn you all stop posting.. im gonna need 400 posts a month out of you soon

save some for me! hehe

haha, we'll save some kmanrox, don't be alarmed!

[chelo - adultcopywriters]

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[LiveDose]

Originally Posted by TaylorMarieXXX

I caught the 'our' instead of 'are', also.

I know with my clients I do them a disservice if they have to go through and edit the writing I do for them. When you sell services as a writer it's imperative to edit all your work, especially posts.

'This little babe starts of looking coy, but when she busts out her cute purple toy she exposes herself for the wanton little hotbox she is.'

You might want to fix this in the sample on your site as well. Just saying...

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by LiveDose

'This little babe starts of looking coy, but when she busts out her cute purple toy she exposes herself for the wanton little hotbox she is.'

You might want to fix this in the sample on your site as well. Just saying...

Nicely done

[TaylorMarieXXX]

I've actually been in the process of taking that out of my various sig's as at this point I've got enough references and plenty of work to show off that's of a much greater quality than those samples. It's just that I don't get over here to the zoo that often, in fact it's the reason I came over today. I still enjoy looking through those though. It's always interesting to see how far one's come.

[xxxjay]

hit up [email protected]

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

hit up [email protected]

Jay,

I sent you an email yesterday in reference to your thread and also added you to icq. I will resend the mail.

[pussyluver]

Originally Posted by baddog

If this thread is a sample of your expertise you are hardly the best in the industry.

OK, BadDog then who? Looking for Shemale (TV,TS,CD, Bi.....) fantasy story content. Don't want them too long - bite size. Like what you find in Variations Magazine.

Also would be interested in a Shemale type diary or journal. Something that could be updated once or twice a week.

A bump is a chance for a little spam from Adult Copywriters. Haven't looked at your site yet, but will.

Obviously need a feel for pricing - Exclusive and not.

[pussyluver]

100-199 words = $3
200-299 words = $5
300-399 words = $7
400-499 words = $15
500-699 words = $20
700-1000 words = $35

From your website - So a 300 to 400 word fantasy for $7. And you don't mind doing several?

No SEO required - will be inside site.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by pussyluver

OK, BadDog then who? Looking for Shemale (TV,TS,CD, Bi.....) fantasy story content. Don't want them too long - bite size. Like what you find in Variations Magazine.

Also would be interested in a Shemale type diary or journal. Something that could be updated once or twice a week.

A bump is a chance for a little spam from Adult Copywriters. Haven't looked at your site yet, but will.

Obviously need a feel for pricing - Exclusive and not.

Thanks for the bump pussyluver, our rep is contacting you with a great deal. We're sure you will be pleased.

[KnightMare]

Originally Posted by baddog

If this thread is a sample of your expertise you are hardly the best in the industry.

Don't get angry because you don't understand the copy. We all know that your primary language is DumFuk... not English.