Barry Bonds is black and he's keeping his money. He's black. - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 03-01-2008, 04:21 AM

OMG This Barry Bonds grand jury transcript is funny as all hell:

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his answer to a question posed by one juror about Greg Anderson, the athlete's beleaguered friend and trainer. "With all the money you make, have you ever thought of maybe building him a mansion or something?"

Bonds replied, "One, I'm black. And I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. And I'm keeping my money. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. There ain't that many rich black people. And I ain't giving my money up. That's why."

Best evers.

Mutt · 03-01-2008, 04:27 AM

do gay guys watch sports to jerk off? they're all in good shape, mostly young.

BoyAlley · 03-01-2008, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

do gay guys watch sports to jerk off? they're all in good shape, mostly young.

Only the Olympics, and especially the Diving, LAWDS MERCY!

BoyAlley · 03-01-2008, 04:31 AM

PS: I wouldn't jackoff to Barry Bonds if he paid me, which he wouldn't, because he's black and he's keeping his money.

Mutt · 03-01-2008, 04:35 AM

yes divers with their Speedo bulges posing before they dive - that would be good - the gay equivalent of a good upskirt crotch shot of a female figure skater.
yes the Olympics are good.

Greg Louganus

ServerGenius · 03-01-2008, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

yes divers with their Speedo bulges posing before they dive - that would be good - the gay equivalent of a good upskirt crotch shot of a female figure skater.
yes the Olympics are good.

Greg Louganus

The sad part is I know actually who Greg Loug-anus is......the Guy
who hit the tower with his head when he dived...US/Hawaiin guy am I right?

ServerGenius · 03-01-2008, 04:40 AM

What's up with the wet cumrags they always carry around them

ServerGenius · 03-01-2008, 04:42 AM

Mutt · 03-01-2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

The sad part is I know actually who Greg Loug-anus is......the Guy
who hit the tower with his head when he dived...US/Hawaiin guy am I right?

yep - i'm not sure but now that I think about it he may have got AIDS and died?

ServerGenius · 03-01-2008, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

yep - i'm not sure but now that I think about it he may have got AIDS and died?

Yeah that sounds familiar too....oh my god...we're closet fags

BoyAlley · 03-01-2008, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

Yeah that sounds familiar too....oh my god...we're closet fags

Wow this thread is starting to get good.

Who knew Barry Bonds could deliver like this?

I should mention his name more often................

03-01-2008, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

yep - i'm not sure but now that I think about it he may have got AIDS and died?

Not sure if he's dead yet, but if he is the one I am thinking of, he flipped out when he hit his head on the board because he knew he was full of the AIDS and was scared other people were going to be infected from his blood. ( I think it might have been just after the time they were still calling it "gay cancer" )

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