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yuu.design · 03-04-2008, 06:12 AM

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

SexualDragon · 03-04-2008, 06:39 AM

teg0 · 03-04-2008, 07:00 AM

not bad, not bad

martinsc · 03-04-2008, 07:02 AM

moeloubani · 03-04-2008, 09:25 AM

lol good one

D Ghost · 03-04-2008, 09:27 AM

wow hahaha great

TG Rebecca · 03-04-2008, 09:41 AM

goblins grant you three wishes?

where have i been?

Violetta · 03-04-2008, 09:50 AM

hahahahahaha

woj · 03-04-2008, 10:03 AM

Farang · 03-04-2008, 10:03 AM

heheheheh

Spyce · 03-04-2008, 10:14 AM

LOL! pretty funny

tranza · 03-04-2008, 10:21 AM

Lololololololololololol..... Nice one!!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 03-04-2008, 12:11 PM

lol! poor girl!
CHEATED ++

MandyBlake · 03-04-2008, 12:34 PM

that was cute

chelo - adultcopywriters · 03-04-2008, 12:59 PM

excellent! LOL

sniperwolf · 03-04-2008, 01:07 PM

LOL! poor lady!

lhizy_05 · 03-04-2008, 01:55 PM

hahaha... nice one!!!

KILL_FRENZY · 03-04-2008, 03:06 PM

scarlettcontent · 03-04-2008, 03:11 PM

not bad at all

VeriSexy · 03-04-2008, 07:45 PM

That was not bad

sicone · 03-04-2008, 07:49 PM

Spunky · 03-04-2008, 07:51 PM

Heh heh..not bad

shekinah · 03-04-2008, 08:13 PM

lol... midget!!!

Dave PSC · 03-04-2008, 11:10 PM

2012 · 03-04-2008, 11:25 PM

mattz · 03-05-2008, 01:20 AM

pretty good lol

EuroRev_Stacey · 03-05-2008, 01:34 AM

cool one

03-04-2008, 06:12 AM	#1
yuu.design Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 25,924	A joke for Tuesday One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins" __________________ Beautiful And Usable Web Design Creations For The Adult Industry Since 2003 I'm Yuu, Designer and Content Producer Paysites - Affiliate Programs - Dating & Cam Sites - Mainstream Projects - Tube Sites - Banners - Wordpress Themes - NATs integration - Landing Pages Check my Portfolio and Content Production Offers

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