Open letter to President George Bush (small favor) - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 03-06-2008, 08:36 PM

Hey bro what's up?

Hope your day is going well. I guess every day is a good day for you. I mean, not having to make decisions while enjoying the title "leader of the free world" is kind of cool!

Don't worry about all the people comparing you to Hitler or Stalin. They are just "haters". They just wish they could be you. I mean, you have a pretty cool job. You can wake up, pet the dog, pick up your version of the daily "script" and perhaps memorize a few key lines, have the white house chef prepare one of those fancy Belgium waffles, take a walk around the grounds, and then give a press conference to a the same crowd of submissive reporters you have been "informing" for the last 7 years.

I know you don't really have much say in which direction the domestic and foreign policy goes. We all know that it is the elites who call the shots. You know who I am talking about, those guys who are talking in your ear via that box strapped to your back and hidden under your jacket.

But you do talk to those guys on most days right? You are sociable and go hunting, take rides in Air Force One together, ride along with your father in that fishing boat when leaders of the "coalition" visit the country.

So please ask them a favor. Ask them to let a boys dream come true. I have already fulfilled other dreams of mine such as traveling around the world, taking glossy magazine quality photos of nude women for distribution to millions of eager fans, and even started up a couple of profitable marketing businesses.

Life has been pretty good so far

But back to that favor. I have just been offered a production job on a non-union Hollywood movie and will be working with some of the biggest names in the business (who usually work on union-only movies). I won't be the director of course, nor the camera op, or even the first assistant cameraman. Those jobs take years and years of dedication to master. But I will get to help assist on a 35mm PanaVision set up and this has been a dream of mine since being a young boy. It has been a dream of mine to work on a movie that has the possibility of becoming a classic. Even if my name is buried deep in the credits I still feel I had a part in making the picture a success and that is good enough for me.

So what I am asking you to ask your elitist friends is to stall the wiping out of more countries in your master plan of power grabs of resource rich and strategic land areas/countries. If you could just stall things for another year to 15 months then that would give us time to finish the movie, release it, and for my family to see my name in the credits at the end and feel proud of me. I am asking you this favor because I fear the economy will be much worse than it is now by the time the movie is released. Perhaps to use the term "much worse" is the understatement of the century.

But hey, you have orders to take, I understand. So if you do go ahead and blow up the world before my total dream comes true then I will not hold it against you. Seriously I wish you the best

After all, you and your friends have worked hard for decades to bring about the "change" you desire. And I have always been taught that hard work, dedication, teamwork, and confidentiality tends to lead to success for those involved.

I saw you hugging one of my relatives on TV. You are hugging him even though he is supposed to be your mortal enemy. I kind of understand why though, it is like two all-star wrestlers hugging it out in the locker room after entertaining a stadium packed with trailer park residents.

One more thing, when I was 20 years old I opened up my mailbox and found a little plain brown cardboard box with my name on it. Inside was just a cassette tape with no label on it. The mysterious and very well spoken man whose voice was on the tape "invited" me into "something". I imagine I came to their attention because of the questions I asked my International Affairs professor, the types of esoteric history books I had to hunt down due to many of them being out of print for decades or centuries, and insisting on getting old translations of certain texts instead of newer translations freely available in book stores and libraries. This was at a time when the internet was just beginning to boom so most likely "they" were still tracking people the old fashioned way instead of by what people post on internet chat boards and transmit via email. So I imagine I came to someone's attention and they investigated me only to find out who I am related to. I guess instead of erasing me they thought, "Hey, this is one of our guys, let's bring him on board." While I did not take him (the man addressing me on the tape) up on his offer I have re-lived that moment in the back of my mind on a regular basis. I mean, I wonder what type of life I would have had and where I would be living now (If I would even still be alive).

So I would prefer if you and your buddies would just sit back and juice the economy for a few more years so that I may live out my dream. If not, then go ahead tip "the boys" off to send me another one of those little brown cardboard boxes with a cassette tape (or is it a CD now or even an IPOD?)

After all, we are living in a very interesting time in history and you guys still have a lot of work to do. You need good trustworthy people like me. Guys who understand mass psychology. I don't quite have it mastered like you guys do but I feel I could ease into one of your assignments without nearly as much indoctrination as the usual recruits.

BTW, if you take this message as cynical or that I am somehow against what you are up do then you are mistaken After all, everyone just wants to be on the winning team

No need to track me down. Just shoot an email to [email protected] and I will tell you who I am so you can dive back into the deep file you have on me in order to get a refresher on who I am related to and the types of activities I have partaken in since listening to that tape I received in the mail many years ago.

And if I do not get that email don't worry about me, I will manage. I am having a couple of pornstar girls over to the house tonight for some seriously depraved face sitting and watersports. Things like that, and a daily dose of muscle relaxers, Jim Cramer and his Retarded Money, Joel Osteen and his fake perma-smile, my FOREX account, and taking photos of gorgeous wildlife and other animals should keep me distracted from reality like the rest of the populous.

Ok this should be interesting.............

P.S. For the people who read this entire post and feel cheated because they realize I made up every single fucking word

(except for the face-sitting), I offer to make it up to you with puppy pics of "Higgins" the semi-famous bulldog whose face now adores the trucks of a small pet food company. Enjoy!
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03-06-2008, 08:36 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,515	Open letter to President George Bush (small favor) Hey bro what's up? Hope your day is going well. I guess every day is a good day for you. I mean, not having to make decisions while enjoying the title "leader of the free world" is kind of cool! Don't worry about all the people comparing you to Hitler or Stalin. They are just "haters". They just wish they could be you. I mean, you have a pretty cool job. You can wake up, pet the dog, pick up your version of the daily "script" and perhaps memorize a few key lines, have the white house chef prepare one of those fancy Belgium waffles, take a walk around the grounds, and then give a press conference to a the same crowd of submissive reporters you have been "informing" for the last 7 years. I know you don't really have much say in which direction the domestic and foreign policy goes. We all know that it is the elites who call the shots. You know who I am talking about, those guys who are talking in your ear via that box strapped to your back and hidden under your jacket. But you do talk to those guys on most days right? You are sociable and go hunting, take rides in Air Force One together, ride along with your father in that fishing boat when leaders of the "coalition" visit the country. So please ask them a favor. Ask them to let a boys dream come true. I have already fulfilled other dreams of mine such as traveling around the world, taking glossy magazine quality photos of nude women for distribution to millions of eager fans, and even started up a couple of profitable marketing businesses. Life has been pretty good so far But back to that favor. I have just been offered a production job on a non-union Hollywood movie and will be working with some of the biggest names in the business (who usually work on union-only movies). I won't be the director of course, nor the camera op, or even the first assistant cameraman. Those jobs take years and years of dedication to master. But I will get to help assist on a 35mm PanaVision set up and this has been a dream of mine since being a young boy. It has been a dream of mine to work on a movie that has the possibility of becoming a classic. Even if my name is buried deep in the credits I still feel I had a part in making the picture a success and that is good enough for me. So what I am asking you to ask your elitist friends is to stall the wiping out of more countries in your master plan of power grabs of resource rich and strategic land areas/countries. If you could just stall things for another year to 15 months then that would give us time to finish the movie, release it, and for my family to see my name in the credits at the end and feel proud of me. I am asking you this favor because I fear the economy will be much worse than it is now by the time the movie is released. Perhaps to use the term "much worse" is the understatement of the century. But hey, you have orders to take, I understand. So if you do go ahead and blow up the world before my total dream comes true then I will not hold it against you. Seriously I wish you the best After all, you and your friends have worked hard for decades to bring about the "change" you desire. And I have always been taught that hard work, dedication, teamwork, and confidentiality tends to lead to success for those involved. I saw you hugging one of my relatives on TV. You are hugging him even though he is supposed to be your mortal enemy. I kind of understand why though, it is like two all-star wrestlers hugging it out in the locker room after entertaining a stadium packed with trailer park residents. One more thing, when I was 20 years old I opened up my mailbox and found a little plain brown cardboard box with my name on it. Inside was just a cassette tape with no label on it. The mysterious and very well spoken man whose voice was on the tape "invited" me into "something". I imagine I came to their attention because of the questions I asked my International Affairs professor, the types of esoteric history books I had to hunt down due to many of them being out of print for decades or centuries, and insisting on getting old translations of certain texts instead of newer translations freely available in book stores and libraries. This was at a time when the internet was just beginning to boom so most likely "they" were still tracking people the old fashioned way instead of by what people post on internet chat boards and transmit via email. So I imagine I came to someone's attention and they investigated me only to find out who I am related to. I guess instead of erasing me they thought, "Hey, this is one of our guys, let's bring him on board." While I did not take him (the man addressing me on the tape) up on his offer I have re-lived that moment in the back of my mind on a regular basis. I mean, I wonder what type of life I would have had and where I would be living now (If I would even still be alive). So I would prefer if you and your buddies would just sit back and juice the economy for a few more years so that I may live out my dream. If not, then go ahead tip "the boys" off to send me another one of those little brown cardboard boxes with a cassette tape (or is it a CD now or even an IPOD?) After all, we are living in a very interesting time in history and you guys still have a lot of work to do. You need good trustworthy people like me. Guys who understand mass psychology. I don't quite have it mastered like you guys do but I feel I could ease into one of your assignments without nearly as much indoctrination as the usual recruits. BTW, if you take this message as cynical or that I am somehow against what you are up do then you are mistaken After all, everyone just wants to be on the winning team No need to track me down. Just shoot an email to [email protected] and I will tell you who I am so you can dive back into the deep file you have on me in order to get a refresher on who I am related to and the types of activities I have partaken in since listening to that tape I received in the mail many years ago. And if I do not get that email don't worry about me, I will manage. I am having a couple of pornstar girls over to the house tonight for some seriously depraved face sitting and watersports. Things like that, and a daily dose of muscle relaxers, Jim Cramer and his Retarded Money, Joel Osteen and his fake perma-smile, my FOREX account, and taking photos of gorgeous wildlife and other animals should keep me distracted from reality like the rest of the populous. Ok this should be interesting............. P.S. For the people who read this entire post and feel cheated because they realize I made up every single fucking word (except for the face-sitting), I offer to make it up to you with puppy pics of "Higgins" the semi-famous bulldog whose face now adores the trucks of a small pet food company. Enjoy! . . [IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/*****photo/13.jpg[/IMG] . . [IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/***photo/11.jpg[/IMG] . . [IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/***photo/12.jpg[/IMG] . . [IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/*****photo/14.jpg[/IMG]