Ashley Dupre & Paris Hilton (PIC) - GoFuckYourself.com

NikKay · 03-19-2008, 07:49 AM

New York, NY (DMZ) - MTV today announced that the first contestant for its new series called "Paris Hilton BFF" would be recently revealed prostitute "Kristen", AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupree. Dupree has received recent recognition as well as rumored multimillion dollar offers as a result of her role in bringing down newly elected New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. At present, Dupre's lawyers relate that she has not been charged with any offense, and they are working diligently to maximize the benefits that she has received from her recent notoriety. A publicist for Hilton stated that Dupre's "bad girl" image is precisely what socialite Paris is hoping to recapture.

"While what we are striving for in Paris' new TV show is a 'reality show', the first episodes with Dupre will be pretty well scripted to see if she can come through with a major hook up between Spitzer and Hilton," stated an anonymous MTV producer. "You've got a wealthy former governor with a bit of a naughty side, a wealthy heiress that's equally naughty, and a real professional to help orchestrate. Power and money are sexy. Now that's reality television that people won't want to turn off!"

J. Falcon · 03-19-2008, 07:56 AM

Our societies are so fucked up, it's not even funny.

AssPirate · 03-19-2008, 08:02 AM

hmmmm where's the pic? i thought there will be a pic on this thread...

Quagmire · 03-19-2008, 08:04 AM

They should have named the show The Douche Squad.

MTV should be proud.

Quagmire · 03-19-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by AssPirate

hmmmm where's the pic? i thought there will be a pic on this thread...

hotten ze linken. It got nailed by the site its posted on.

J. Falcon · 03-19-2008, 08:09 AM

Great message this sends to kids.

Quagmire · 03-19-2008, 08:12 AM

double post. bah

WZRogeR · 03-19-2008, 08:13 AM

Where is pics?

dav3 · 03-19-2008, 08:18 AM

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the first episodes with Dupre will be pretty well scripted

Now that's reality television that people won't want to turn off!

not exactly reality if it has a script

carol.prime · 03-19-2008, 08:26 AM

looking forward to the pic..

J. Falcon · 03-19-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

not exactly reality if it has a script

Im pretty sure all these fucking stupid reality shows have some sort of script.

dav3 · 03-19-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Im pretty sure all these fucking stupid reality shows have some sort of script.

Yea I know, but they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

DaddyHalbucks · 03-19-2008, 08:55 AM

Paris Hilton is boring.

GAMEFINEST · 03-19-2008, 09:07 AM

People are more interested in putting sluts on the first page rather than real heroes around the world ...

J. Falcon · 03-19-2008, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Yea I know, but they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

Reality shows are entertainment for the mentally handicapped, so what can you expect?

xxxdesign-net · 03-19-2008, 09:36 AM

if it wasnt bad enough that teen girls idolised Hilton... now they ll have Dupre... MTV is class all the way..

Scott McD · 03-19-2008, 09:39 AM

People still watch MTV ??

Violetta · 03-19-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WZRogeR

Where is pics?

wtf? that pic in you avatar is fucked up damn

firecracker · 03-19-2008, 10:05 AM

well, its not as if they aren't THAT different in their lifestyles...i would not watch it though. Maybe Ashley could teach Paris Hilton a few tricks, uh I mean... manners.

03-19-2008, 07:49 AM	#1
NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	Ashley Dupre & Paris Hilton (PIC) New York, NY (DMZ) - MTV today announced that the first contestant for its new series called "Paris Hilton BFF" would be recently revealed prostitute "Kristen", AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupree. Dupree has received recent recognition as well as rumored multimillion dollar offers as a result of her role in bringing down newly elected New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. At present, Dupre's lawyers relate that she has not been charged with any offense, and they are working diligently to maximize the benefits that she has received from her recent notoriety. A publicist for Hilton stated that Dupre's "bad girl" image is precisely what socialite Paris is hoping to recapture. "While what we are striving for in Paris' new TV show is a 'reality show', the first episodes with Dupre will be pretty well scripted to see if she can come through with a major hook up between Spitzer and Hilton," stated an anonymous MTV producer. "You've got a wealthy former governor with a bit of a naughty side, a wealthy heiress that's equally naughty, and a real professional to help orchestrate. Power and money are sexy. Now that's reality television that people won't want to turn off!"

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