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Compdoctor · 03-19-2008, 09:05 AM

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

pornguy · 03-19-2008, 09:19 AM

Ha. OLD as hell, but still makes me smile

PaulB IYP · 03-19-2008, 09:19 AM

lol.....

Paper Billy · 03-19-2008, 09:21 AM

haha nice

Scott McD · 03-19-2008, 09:23 AM

Hehehe !!

Satan · 03-19-2008, 09:24 AM

old but good

Eva PSC · 03-19-2008, 09:29 AM

hahahahah took me a minute to get it lol

martinsc · 03-19-2008, 09:37 AM

Czech · 03-19-2008, 09:45 AM

An oldie but a goodie

Violetta · 03-19-2008, 09:51 AM

hehe... funny

D · 03-19-2008, 09:56 AM

tranza · 03-19-2008, 09:59 AM

Lol, nice one....

sniperwolf · 03-19-2008, 12:02 PM

good one!

tony286 · 03-19-2008, 12:03 PM

Old but good I heard it with a italian,frenchman and the pollock.

chelo - adultcopywriters · 03-19-2008, 02:08 PM

2012 · 03-19-2008, 02:22 PM

D Ghost · 03-19-2008, 02:26 PM

makin me laugh ahhaha

Farang · 03-19-2008, 02:31 PM

heheheheh

Paper_Amar · 03-19-2008, 02:52 PM

hehehehe

Michaelious · 03-19-2008, 02:58 PM

Lol old one but still like it.

the alchemist · 03-19-2008, 04:35 PM

Hahaha nice one

baddog · 03-19-2008, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

hahahahah took me a minute to get it lol

blonde??

VeriSexy · 03-19-2008, 04:57 PM

That gave me a chuckle

Fap · 03-19-2008, 06:12 PM

classic.. still makes me laugh

Spunky · 03-19-2008, 06:42 PM

Har har..that wasn't bad

shekinah · 03-19-2008, 09:38 PM

lol.. oldie but goodie

alexweb · 03-19-2008, 10:11 PM

good one

03-19-2008, 09:05 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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