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Old 03-22-2008, 07:54 PM   #1
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Are you getting laid tonight? I did !!!

Had two dates and got laid both times! Its nice to be popular, good looking, rich and young.
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:55 PM   #2
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:56 PM   #3
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I get laid every night. It's called a girlfriend. Should look one up some time.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:14 PM   #6
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:16 PM   #7
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:18 PM   #8
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I get laid once every eighteen months. It's called a wife. You should avoid it like the plague.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:22 PM   #9
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:47 PM   #10
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:51 PM   #11
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Jealous of what? Even the ugliest fags could get more than 2 guys in one night, so you aren't impressing anyone...
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Wonder if it was worth $20 or $50...
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:45 PM   #15
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Old 03-22-2008, 10:26 PM   #18
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:15 PM   #19
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Jealous of what? Even the ugliest fags could get more than 2 guys in one night, so you aren't impressing anyone...

That's fucking funny *LOL*
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your ass must be gapig, getting fucked by two fags must pay off...
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:08 AM   #21
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Jealous of what? Even the ugliest fags could get more than 2 guys in one night, so you aren't impressing anyone...
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:12 AM   #22
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:15 AM   #23
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:35 AM   #24
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lololol

you are just ugly broken sigwhore
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:37 AM   #25
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Old 03-23-2008, 08:50 AM   #26
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you are just ugly broken sigwhore
Surfer alert! I thought you promised me on ICQ never to come back to this forum? What are you selling now, sigwhore? Free yahho emails, or ICQ numbers? Are you still trying to push free alexa lists?
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Old 03-23-2008, 08:53 AM   #27
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Had two dates and got laid both times! Its nice to be popular, good looking, rich and young.
Good night everyone.
Soo uhh did you have your STD before or after getting laid?

Because you just fucking spread it to them like a douchebag.

or you are such a newb you thought u'd feel the effects of an STD in a few hours.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/816961-std-caught.html
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Old 03-23-2008, 10:49 AM   #28
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:33 PM   #29
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I don't see the need to brag about such things.
I mean if I happned to tape something and I happned to be out and I happned to have the tape and the camcorder ready to go.
I might just happrent to show my friends.
But the statment alone seems.. unintresting
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:52 PM   #30
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Old 03-23-2008, 10:57 PM   #31
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Surfer alert! I thought you promised me on ICQ never to come back to this forum? What are you selling now, sigwhore? Free yahho emails, or ICQ numbers? Are you still trying to push free alexa lists?
LOL gotta love this shithead X)

you icq'ed me yesterday and asked if you could resell my lists for 50% of profit , I told you to suck my cock , now you are all pissed off or what ?


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Old 03-24-2008, 05:06 AM   #32
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you icq'ed me yesterday and asked if you could resell my lists for 50% of profit , I told you to suck my cock , now you are all pissed off or what ?


Little arab cock sucker, don?t twist my words. You know what I said! I have the same list and give them for free,! No charge! You begged me not to post them, and that is why you lowered the price. Everyone knows that you are surfer, nobody takes you serious here. You are nothing but a broke little boy.
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Old 03-24-2008, 07:00 AM   #33
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