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Socks · 03-26-2008, 12:08 PM

You gonna stick around still? With no amazing prizes to troll for, what will you do next?

payd2purv · 03-26-2008, 12:22 PM

Socks your site is awesome!

My favorite review site. I can't stand the others.

Kevsh · 03-26-2008, 12:39 PM

What I miss? No more contests??
Does that mean Jet will go back to stealing presents for a living?

minddust · 03-26-2008, 12:40 PM

oh noes! it burnssssss

mattyboy · 03-26-2008, 12:49 PM

congrats to all the winn..... er losers

CIVMatt · 03-26-2008, 01:09 PM

Socks, how can we work with you?

Socks · 03-26-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

Socks your site is awesome!

My favorite review site. I can't stand the others.

Thanks man! Worked hard on it, it's been an interesting rollercoaster.

Honestly the best porn blows us away though, Rick is an ASS KILLER!

Socks · 03-26-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Socks, how can we work with you?

Send me an e-mail to [email protected] with a password to your site(s), preferably one that never expires, or lasts a long time. I'll add it to my local database.

We have a huge queue, gonna have to be patient

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-26-2008, 01:28 PM

Dude...
http://www.adultsitesurfer.com/revie...day/index.html

Why ya give that site a 96? WTF!
Did they pay you to review it and put it on your top chart on the first page?

The tour is shot and the download is horrible and the comments about the site is dismal. Meaning other people that checked it out regretted it.

Regretted it enough to come ot your site describing a fucked experience.

crockett · 03-26-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Thanks man! Worked hard on it, it's been an interesting rollercoaster.

Honestly the best porn blows us away though, Rick is an ASS KILLER!

Is that a custom script or you using a boxed option? btw the site loads very fast and looks good.

kmanrox · 03-26-2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Is that a custom script or you using a boxed option? btw the site loads very fast and looks good.

im betting custom, hes been in the review game way b4 boxed scripts were available.

Socks · 03-26-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Dude...
http://www.adultsitesurfer.com/revie...day/index.html

Why ya give that site a 96? WTF!
Did they pay you to review it and put it on your top chart on the first page?

The tour is shot and the download is horrible and the comments about the site is dismal. Meaning other people that checked it out regretted it.

Regretted it enough to come ot your site describing a fucked experience.

It has oldschool points, and now offers very high resolution movies at 4mbit bit rate if I remember right.. They were one of the first sites on the net that updated with a new exclusive set every day. Hands on Hardcore also another good site by DDF, and Hot Legs and Feet is probably the best foot fetish site on the net..

We let users post bad comments if they're not really outlandish. Petter Hegre and Met Art used to go at it in our comments section, at each others throats lol.. One time we got thousands of Dita Von Teese/Marilyn Manson fans too, it was like their personal forum for a while.

As for download speeds, I get around 600-700k/s to the site, and I think it's hosted in Europe, don't see any issues there.

Socks · 03-26-2008, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Is that a custom script or you using a boxed option? btw the site loads very fast and looks good.

Thanks, we try to make clean designs, it's evolved since 2002 but layout has pretty much stayed the same.

Does anyone see any SEO problems at ASS? We're ranking horribly in Google, with a good deal of backlinks, great site, lots of content, site even fuckin validates for the most part.. All CSS.. Redesigned, etc etc.. Used to do much better. What the fuck is up?

Our backend is custom yes, made it with notepad when that was the cool thing to do.

We run Pornsumer too

http://www.pornsumer.com/main.html
http://www.pornsumer.com/sites/just-teen-site/

Moving a bit slowly, we had some technical problems we're still kinda sorting out after a complete HD crash and rebuild from an oldish backup.. We recovered the data pretty much except for some corrupt images and whatnot The design doesn't look quite like it used to, couple little fixes need to be done with alignment and stuff.

Pornsumer also has a custom backend, waaaay more complex than what we have at ASS. I wish I knew more about the tools sponsors offer and how we might incorporate them into our site, but maybe our kind of sites shouldn't really use those.. I dunno..

payd2purv · 03-27-2008, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Dude...
http://www.adultsitesurfer.com/revie...day/index.html

Why ya give that site a 96? WTF!
Did they pay you to review it and put it on your top chart on the first page?

The tour is shot and the download is horrible and the comments about the site is dismal. Meaning other people that checked it out regretted it.

Regretted it enough to come ot your site describing a fucked experience.

Don't confuse ASS with Rabbits Reviews and the like.

Socks · 03-27-2008, 11:08 AM

Rabbits does a good job! They have a lot of reviews and they write SEO style, sometimes the english doesn't even make any sense on purpose and stuff... But they kill us in the engines obviously. Rabbit is a good guy.

But there's lots of really bad review sites nowadays.. I was talking with one owner on ICQ one time, and took a look at his site. He had the Nasty Dollars site Money Talks as his #1 site, with like a 99 or 100 rating. It was brand new at the time, with maybe 4-5 updates on the site.

I asked him why he would rate it so high when it's brand new, and he just... defended himself.. Like Money Talks was released and instantly it was the best site on the internet?

Hell, with 4 videos it was better than other sites by the same company with 200+ videos!

Here's another good example:

http://www.vicereview.com/porn/mega_porn/perfect_video - Rated 99, #1 overall

Our review - http://www.adultsitesurfer.com/revie...deo/index.html - Score: 75
TBP - http://www.thebestporn.com/review/perfectvideo/ - Score: 76
Honest Porn Reviews - http://www.honestpornreviews.com/per...deo/Review.cfm - Score: 73

And it makes you wonderrrrr...

Socks · 03-27-2008, 02:45 PM

Maybe Jet has already moved on? :P

GAMEFINEST · 03-27-2008, 03:01 PM

he ll be back

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03-26-2008, 12:08 PM	#1
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	OH NOES JET! Your whole industry took a nosedive today! You gonna stick around still? With no amazing prizes to troll for, what will you do next?

03-26-2008, 12:22 PM	#2
payd2purv Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,727	Socks your site is awesome! My favorite review site. I can't stand the others.

03-26-2008, 12:39 PM	#3
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	What I miss? No more contests?? Does that mean Jet will go back to stealing presents for a living?

03-26-2008, 12:40 PM	#4
minddust Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,438	oh noes! it burnssssss

03-26-2008, 12:49 PM	#5
mattyboy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,070	congrats to all the winn..... er losers

03-27-2008, 11:08 AM	#15
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Rabbits does a good job! They have a lot of reviews and they write SEO style, sometimes the english doesn't even make any sense on purpose and stuff... But they kill us in the engines obviously. Rabbit is a good guy. But there's lots of really bad review sites nowadays.. I was talking with one owner on ICQ one time, and took a look at his site. He had the Nasty Dollars site Money Talks as his #1 site, with like a 99 or 100 rating. It was brand new at the time, with maybe 4-5 updates on the site. I asked him why he would rate it so high when it's brand new, and he just... defended himself.. Like Money Talks was released and instantly it was the best site on the internet? Hell, with 4 videos it was better than other sites by the same company with 200+ videos! Here's another good example: http://www.vicereview.com/porn/mega_porn/perfect_video - Rated 99, #1 overall Our review - http://www.adultsitesurfer.com/revie...deo/index.html - Score: 75 TBP - http://www.thebestporn.com/review/perfectvideo/ - Score: 76 Honest Porn Reviews - http://www.honestpornreviews.com/per...deo/Review.cfm - Score: 73 And it makes you wonderrrrr...

03-27-2008, 02:45 PM	#16
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Maybe Jet has already moved on? :P