So, my 4 month old puppy is drunk......... - GoFuckYourself.com

Big_D · 04-15-2008, 04:55 PM

and i swear to god its not my fault. My home boy romanian folk came over for some convo and wine and one of them "cough" xsabn "cough" kick over a bottle of wine, we all jump for something to clean it up as my floor is brand spankin new, and leave the room, we come back to a half-missing puddle of white wine and my puppy archie doing face plants trying to play with his bottom weighted toy.....

regardless, funny as hell, but i feel so fuckin bad.

Spunky · 04-15-2008, 04:58 PM

Lol..poor lil pup..hope that doesn't do any harm to him

k0nr4d · 04-15-2008, 05:21 PM

my buddy's dog ate like 10 grams of shrooms once, but he was fine. He was even waging his tail! guess he had a good trip.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-15-2008, 06:04 PM

i once got a Pomeranian baked as fuck

born2blog · 04-15-2008, 06:06 PM

this thread is useless without pics!! lol

Tam · 04-16-2008, 04:36 AM

I used to have a dog that loved to drink beer, if my dad got out a beer he pratically had to fight that dog over it. lol

viencarl · 04-16-2008, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born2blog

this thread is useless without pics!! lol

StaceyJo · 04-16-2008, 05:55 AM

I think it runs in the blood... hahaha

NaughtyAllie · 04-16-2008, 06:56 AM

I just received this email from a friend so I thought it was appropriate for this thread. ha!

The effects of Alcohol:

After 6 beers:

After 2 glasses of wine:

After too many margaritas:

After 3 Kamikazes:

After 7 rum & cokes:

After 1 large purple haze:

After 3 martinis:

After 1 bottle of tequila:

Mike Dutch · 04-16-2008, 07:00 AM

great post Allie lol

NaughtyAllie · 04-16-2008, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

great post Allie lol

haha, thanks!

cthulhu_waves · 04-16-2008, 07:05 AM

very cute puppies

bvds · 04-16-2008, 07:13 AM

It's not your faulty man, but it's a pretty funny outcome! Now you need to get him laid! lol

bvds · 04-16-2008, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

I just received this email from a friend so I thought it was appropriate for this thread. ha!

The effects of Alcohol:

After 6 beers:

After 2 glasses of wine:

After too many margaritas:

After 3 Kamikazes:

After 7 rum & cokes:

After 1 large purple haze:

After 3 martinis:

After 1 bottle of tequila:

Hilarious!

The Duck · 04-16-2008, 07:58 AM

Allie, nice post

NaughtyAllie · 04-16-2008, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

Allie, nice post

Thanks! I thought it was pretty funny. lol

CaptainHowdy · 04-16-2008, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

After 3 martinis:

Awwwwwww

!

tranza · 04-16-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

After 1 bottle of tequila:

Lolololoolololololololololol...

SizeMatters · 04-16-2008, 10:09 AM

incase you didn't know dogs drinking alcohol will kill them quick, there liver cannot process the poison like humans.

pornguy · 04-16-2008, 10:25 AM

got my cats balls cut off, and he was high as hell when we brought him home. Could barly walk. Walked to to a corner and went to lean against it, and was 3 feet away. I cried from laughing.

XFANZ_Bob · 04-16-2008, 10:48 AM

Heh. Nothing like a drugged-up pet. Cats, especially.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-16-2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

got my cats balls cut off, and he was high as hell when we brought him home. Could barly walk. Walked to to a corner and went to lean against it, and was 3 feet away. I cried from laughing.

your cat hates you

bronco67 · 04-16-2008, 08:22 PM

My 7 Month old Lab pup got a contact high last night, because he was out like a light when I tried to get him up off the floor to go the bedroom last night. I had to carry his 60 pound ass upstairs myself--- while I was high.

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Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	So, my 4 month old puppy is drunk......... and i swear to god its not my fault. My home boy romanian folk came over for some convo and wine and one of them "cough" xsabn "cough" kick over a bottle of wine, we all jump for something to clean it up as my floor is brand spankin new, and leave the room, we come back to a half-missing puddle of white wine and my puppy archie doing face plants trying to play with his bottom weighted toy..... regardless, funny as hell, but i feel so fuckin bad.

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