What do you do when you're being "eye-fucked" by a broad? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jayvis · 04-04-2008, 10:04 AM

At the bar last night and this blonde was sitting on the far end of the bar from me and my bromasters... Her and I kept making eye contact for 5 seconds at a time but i was waaaay too much of a pussy/lazy bitch to go down and talk to her.

Is that what you're suppose to do in that situation?

Girls.

Isradude · 04-04-2008, 10:08 AM

Just have a couple of drinks ? and then approach her ..
Alcohol makes things easier

Xrated J · 04-04-2008, 10:10 AM

quit being a pussy/lazy

pornguy · 04-04-2008, 10:14 AM

FAG!!!!! Walk down and talk to her. Let her blow you in the parking lot, and then go back to the bar

Brad Gosse · 04-04-2008, 10:16 AM

Girls hate guys who are shy. You need to fake confidence until you earn it.

CaptainHowdy · 04-04-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

FAG!!!!!

!

Pipecrew · 04-04-2008, 10:32 AM

use your hand and call her over, she will come. If she doesnt, ignore her and she will come 5 minutes later.

Jayvis · 04-04-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

FAG!!!!! Walk down and talk to her. Let her blow you in the parking lot, and then go back to the bar

I like this guy's style.

D · 04-04-2008, 11:09 AM

Approach her, beckon her to approach you, or have the cocktail waitress/bartender do it for you by buying the lady another drink... and maybe follow it up by sitting next to her if she accepts it.

It's a dance. And most women prefer men to lead.

It's not brain surgery. The fact is that most single women in a bar (not necessarily the ones in "girl groups") are there to get laid... especially when they're making fuckme-eyes around the place... she obviously saw something she liked in you, but you showed her you weren't ready to take it to the next step.

In that situation, it's, generally, the man's place to make the first direct contact.

If you turn out to not be the kind of man that will get them there that night, they'll usually just find another as opposed to holding your hand and walking you to their bed. Guys like you are one of the reasons I got so much play in the years that I bartended... I was safe to start talking to, always stuck there until the end of the night, and if it's what they really wanted, they usually got a lot more open about their desires the closer it got to closing time.

KellyKayne · 04-04-2008, 11:12 AM

Why is it guys have no idea that coming up and acting semi normal can be pretty impressive because most the guys do just what you did? Was she with friends?

Poor Jayvas!

Jayvis · 04-04-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by KellyKayne

Why is it guys have no idea that coming up and acting semi normal can be pretty impressive because most the guys do just what you did? Was she with friends?

Poor Jayvas!

It looked to me like she was having a bad time with the people she was with... two dudes and like two other girls, couldn't really tell that much. They were all kind of talking amongst one another and she was kinda on her own just staring (at me).

Good ol' gfy, they'll always let you know when you're an idiot.

And D that is some five star advice, thanks.

HouseHead · 04-04-2008, 11:18 AM

you blew it bro, you will never have the chance again!

nico-t · 04-04-2008, 11:26 AM

couple of weeks ago i was in germany and saw this hottie in a club and i thought she was "eye fucking" me, so i was making eye contact off and on and eventually approached her. I was only at "Hi -" and she freaked out saying something i didnt understand and walked away like she seen a ghost, all in a split second! That was really really weird. Some chicks, and especially head cases like this, i dont understand them.

arial · 04-04-2008, 11:26 AM

Go up and talk to her if she isn't a complete mess.

KellyKayne · 04-04-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

It looked to me like she was having a bad time with the people she was with... two dudes and like two other girls, couldn't really tell that much. They were all kind of talking amongst one another and she was kinda on her own just staring (at me).

Good ol' gfy, they'll always let you know when you're an idiot.

And D that is some five star advice, thanks.

I would of made some sort of motion or someway of saying hey meet me over here lets get a drink and say hi... I'm not sure what that motion would look like in real life but that might of worked.

I had a guy once hold up a napkin from across a crowded room with his phone number saying to txt him, original, but he was acting like a douchebag... you don't look like a douchebag

Tom_PM · 04-04-2008, 11:33 AM

Eyejobs rock!

heh

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 04-04-2008, 11:39 AM

Most of us don't bite you know. Much anyway.

Hell House Vic · 04-04-2008, 12:22 PM

i mean if you're too lazy than just do whatever the fuck you feel like.

if you really feel like getting it on you're going to need to stand up and stay or do something unless your rick james or prince or someone like that.

most (all) the time, i just don't care.

aico · 04-04-2008, 12:22 PM

I try to switch it around so that I fucked the broad.

Vick! · 04-04-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

FAG!!!!!

Perfect

Kard63 · 04-07-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kick Ass Vic

i mean if you're too lazy than just do whatever the fuck you feel like.

if you really feel like getting it on you're going to need to stand up and stay or do something unless your rick james or prince or someone like that.

lol. true statement.

BlackCrayon · 04-07-2008, 02:45 PM

I could never think of anything that wouldn't come off as totally lame when approaching someone i don't know anything about.

d-null · 04-07-2008, 02:55 PM

she might just have bad eyesight and be staring off into space.... I know I do that alot

I wouldn't push it too much unless she made more of a gesture like brushing your shoulder or asking you something outright

some people like to play games and she might have just sensed that you were on the shy side so she got a kick out of intimidating you

be careful, nothing ruins an evening more than rejection or worse yet, a guy that she is there with deciding its rumble time

madm1k3 · 04-07-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

I could never think of anything that wouldn't come off as totally lame when approaching someone i don't know anything about.

You just need to get a little high or drunk, then you can pick up anyone! And if the chick thinks your lame, your drunk and high so you don't care! If your gonna meet chicks at the bar this is the best way to do it!

dynastoned · 04-07-2008, 04:30 PM

dude all you have to do is walk over and say hi.

don't you know how to converse?

Shoehorn! · 04-07-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

At the bar last night and this blonde was sitting on the far end of the bar from me and my bromasters... Her and I kept making eye contact for 5 seconds at a time but i was waaaay too much of a pussy/lazy bitch to go down and talk to her.

Is that what you're suppose to do in that situation?

Girls.

I go over and talk to them.

Fap · 04-07-2008, 04:47 PM

show her your penis.

BlackCrayon · 04-07-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I go over and talk to them.

I'm always curious, what do you say? Other than something like, do you come here often or how are you and hope something progresses from there, it seems you could end up having nothing to say or weirding her out.

tical · 04-07-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

use your hand and call her over, she will come. If she doesnt, ignore her and she will come 5 minutes later.

ding ding

Spunky · 04-07-2008, 04:55 PM

Nod at her and if she acknowledges you and smiles buy her a drink,and then approach her and just be yourself

Spunky · 04-07-2008, 04:56 PM

Nod at her and if she acknowledges you and smiles buy her a drink,and then approach her and just be yourself

Iron Fist · 04-07-2008, 05:00 PM

If she wears shiny thigh boots and fishnets then I would talk to her

Otherwise don't worry about it.

JDog · 04-07-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

FAG!!!!! Walk down and talk to her. Let her blow you in the parking lot, and then go back to the bar

I prefer just doing that in on the pool table!

But for the poster, dude, just go talk to them. Expect a one night stand, but other than that, just chat them up buy them a drink, get in their pants. Really if you're at the bar that's all you can look towards.

dynastoned · 04-07-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

I'm always curious, what do you say? Other than something like, do you come here often or how are you and hope something progresses from there, it seems you could end up having nothing to say or weirding her out.

lollllll

you're thinking about it too much. go over say hi and start talking. you know women talk too, so you might not have to carry the entire conversation. just don't put so much on it. if she doesn't have anything to say then just tell her nice to meet you and go back to what you were doing 2 minutes earlier.

slapass · 04-07-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jetjet

she might just have bad eyesight and be staring off into space.... I know I do that alot

I wouldn't push it too much unless she made more of a gesture like brushing your shoulder or asking you something outright

some people like to play games and she might have just sensed that you were on the shy side so she got a kick out of intimidating you

be careful, nothing ruins an evening more than rejection or worse yet, a guy that she is there with deciding its rumble time

Wow you have some real issues. Or you are the most amazing looking guy. I would never get laid if I had to wait for them to approach me. I approach them and a little rejection just whets the appetite.

sicone · 04-07-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

i was waaaay too much of a pussy/lazy bitch to go down and talk to her.

There's the problem right there. Getting that fixed is the place to start.

gornyhuy · 04-07-2008, 06:31 PM

I always walk up to the crowded bar behind her acting as if I'm trying to get the bartender's attention, then I whip out my cock and "accidentally" dip it into her drink.

Works every time!

Cam94 · 04-07-2008, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

I'm always curious, what do you say? Other than something like, do you come here often or how are you and hope something progresses from there, it seems you could end up having nothing to say or weirding her out.

Always remember the three second rule. When you see a beautiful girl you wanna talk to, you have three seconds to go up and talk to her. This rule is in place to keep you from thinking about all the bad shit you could say.

Use a false time constraint on every approach. Ex. "Hey I can only talk for a second, I have to meet up with my buddies but I have to tell you this funny story that happened to me today.

Always make statements, never ask questions. You wanna differenciate yourself from every chump that has asked her name, where she works, does she come here often. All boring shit.

But honestly it isnt what you say. Its the body language that counts. You can have the best story in the world but if you are slumping you will come off as weak "beta male". Don't lean into her, lean back.

Speak up. You have to use a loud voice in the club without "pecking" which is leaning in to hear what she is saying.

Honestly bro I could go on for days on what you need to do. You should check out alot of pickup artist forums like mystery method, pickup 101, realsocialdynamics.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 04-07-2008, 07:35 PM

Eye Fucking.. never heard that one lol

CDSmith · 04-07-2008, 08:05 PM

He who hesitates goes home with the palm sisters.

tony286 · 04-07-2008, 08:08 PM

im so glad im not single anymore

Hell House Vic · 04-08-2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

im so glad im not single anymore

totally.

cthulhu_waves · 04-08-2008, 11:34 AM

approach and don't hesitate to hit her

Tom_PM · 04-08-2008, 11:36 AM

Throw peanuts at her. Land one in her drink and it's 40 points!

This thread is kinda played out, lol

brand0n · 04-08-2008, 11:59 AM

throw bar snacks at her until she responds or presses charges

d-null · 04-08-2008, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Last time I was single and in a club I had a hot chick eye fucking me all night. So I built up the courage and asked her if you wanted to dance. She looked at me from head to toe and laughed and said...not with you! I replied good and I had to take a shit anyway.

alot of hot girls are into the power trip

also seems like fights are always instigated by some psycho chick that likes the ability of her looks to get guys to do her bidding

04-04-2008, 10:04 AM	#1
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,427	What do you do when you're being "eye-fucked" by a broad? At the bar last night and this blonde was sitting on the far end of the bar from me and my bromasters... Her and I kept making eye contact for 5 seconds at a time but i was waaaay too much of a pussy/lazy bitch to go down and talk to her. Is that what you're suppose to do in that situation? Girls.

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Approach her, beckon her to approach you, or have the cocktail waitress/bartender do it for you by buying the lady another drink... and maybe follow it up by sitting next to her if she accepts it. It's a dance. And most women prefer men to lead. It's not brain surgery. The fact is that most single women in a bar (not necessarily the ones in "girl groups") are there to get laid... especially when they're making fuckme-eyes around the place... she obviously saw something she liked in you, but you showed her you weren't ready to take it to the next step. In that situation, it's, generally, the man's place to make the first direct contact. If you turn out to not be the kind of man that will get them there that night, they'll usually just find another as opposed to holding your hand and walking you to their bed. Guys like you are one of the reasons I got so much play in the years that I bartended... I was safe to start talking to, always stuck there until the end of the night, and if it's what they really wanted, they usually got a lot more open about their desires the closer it got to closing time. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31 Last edited by D; 04-04-2008 at 11:11 AM..

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	couple of weeks ago i was in germany and saw this hottie in a club and i thought she was "eye fucking" me, so i was making eye contact off and on and eventually approached her. I was only at "Hi -" and she freaked out saying something i didnt understand and walked away like she seen a ghost, all in a split second! That was really really weird. Some chicks, and especially head cases like this, i dont understand them. Last edited by nico-t; 04-04-2008 at 11:27 AM..

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d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	she might just have bad eyesight and be staring off into space.... I know I do that alot I wouldn't push it too much unless she made more of a gesture like brushing your shoulder or asking you something outright some people like to play games and she might have just sensed that you were on the shy side so she got a kick out of intimidating you be careful, nothing ruins an evening more than rejection or worse yet, a guy that she is there with deciding its rumble time

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	dude all you have to do is walk over and say hi. don't you know how to converse?

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