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Old 04-09-2008, 01:13 AM   #1
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I am cutting a piece of glass out of my foot

With a steak knife. And it fucking hurts.
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:15 AM   #2
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:24 AM   #3
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Hope you sterilized the knife and used hydrogen peroxide afterwards.

I feel your pain...



My worst cut came when stepping from a boat onto a floating dock in Hawaii, and I slipped and cut the top of my foot on an oyster - took forever for that sucker to heal.

I also got a coral cut on one of my feet once, and treated it myself - the coral was embedded in my skin and kept growing...the Doc eventually had to cut my foot open again and dig out the coral.

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Old 04-09-2008, 01:30 AM   #4
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cool you can grow coral in your own skin? Ima start a new hobby
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:31 AM   #5
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how did you get a steak knife into your foot ? It just doesn't look that tasty to me ?
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:32 AM   #6
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My toe finally healed.. Getting hit by a car sucks! Flip flop ripped it to the bone
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:39 AM   #7
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how did you get a steak knife into your foot? It just doesn't look that tasty to me ?
Add a little A1 Steak Sauce - not bad really...



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Old 04-09-2008, 01:42 AM   #8
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how did you get a steak knife into your foot ? It just doesn't look that tasty to me ?
It has a really sharp point and a serrated edge.

I still haven't found the glass though.
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:46 AM   #9
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Steak knife?

Bah... buy a scalpel for such occasions! Minor self-surgery is something every man will do at some point.

Scalpels - $10 shipped from ebay! $20 if you wanna get "fancy."
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all ha ha aside. 2 stitches real quick time for the doctor
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It has a really sharp point and a serrated edge.

I still haven't found the glass though.


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Old 04-09-2008, 01:59 AM   #13
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:09 AM   #15
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glass in the foot is a real hassle to get out, good luck manno
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well i woulld go to the doctors (on one leg)
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:24 AM   #18
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Having glass in your foot sucks. I have some in my foot, and it worked its way pretty far into my foot now. If I rub my foot in the spot it's in, I can feel something like little shards shifting. I'm going to have to have it cut out. Hope your foot heals fine.
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:12 AM   #20
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:24 AM   #21
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You're butcher!
Why not using a needle and some tweezers? Or a scalpel as suggested.
But better is go to a doctor. Hope your foot won't get infected
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