|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
04-11-2008, 09:43 AM
|
#1 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: True 3D Content
Posts: 1,937
|
Friday's Joke
While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.
The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"? To which I replied. "I'm late for work" To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what" "A rectum stretcher" "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet" Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..." |
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 09:44 AM
|
#2 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 27,047
|
__________________
Make Money
|
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 10:05 AM
|
#3 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,038
|
|
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 10:11 AM
|
#4 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,419
|
Lol. Niiiiiiiice.
|
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 10:31 AM
|
#5 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Posts: 1,727
|
Good one!
__________________
 FULLY Managed! FREE Control Panel! FREE Month on ALL Shared Accounts!!! ICQ: 169-554-261 Email: info[at]way3{dot}com |
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 12:15 PM
|
#6 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 17,743
|
another good one!
__________________
 ~Accepting design works~
|
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 12:17 PM
|
#7 |
|
Retired
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Sac
Posts: 18,453
|
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 12:17 PM
|
#8 |
|
Workin With The Devil
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Posts: 51,532
|
Thats a ticket
|
|
|
|
|
04-11-2008, 01:06 PM
|
#9 |
|
Affiliate
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
|
haha... that sounds like a ticket to me!
__________________
M&A Queen |
|
|
|
