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MOxxx · 04-09-2008, 09:09 AM

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my
last Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't w ant to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to a tone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good leads.

tony286 · 04-09-2008, 09:25 AM

very funny

viencarl · 04-10-2008, 04:38 AM

i think i already saw this joke somewhere here

Tatiana · 04-10-2008, 03:22 PM

:D:D:D very smart son

SexualDragon · 04-10-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my
last Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't w ant to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to a tone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good leads.

Miss Munki · 04-10-2008, 03:30 PM

Triple10Terry · 04-10-2008, 04:09 PM

Viva la Figa!!

04-09-2008, 09:09 AM	#1
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