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Jake the King · 04-12-2008, 10:43 PM

I drove to another city for work and when I got there, I did what I needed to do and then I decided to see what the vending machines had to offer.

I saw some sort of "snack mix" that I thought might taste ok, when I put my .75 in and watched the spiral thing turn. The vending machine held onto my item. The "snack mix" was hanging by a thread. I started to try to push the vending machine. I wanted to shake loose my purchase but I didn't want to break it . . . . . but I wanted my "snack mix"!!!

Ok, so I gave up and started to leave the building. This girl walks up to me and asks about losing money in the vending machine. I told her that the next person could get lucky and end up getting 2 "snack mixes" for 1. She laughed and then walked right up to me and asked if I knew where she would go for a passport and where she should go for a business permit.

As she asked me, I was STUNNED by her beautiful eyes. I could hardly think. I just stared into those beautiful eyes as she spoke.

I started to answer her, and noticed that I was stammering and unable to keep a thought. Her eyes and her face were so beautiful that I couldn't even put two words together.

I provided answers for her, but I stumbled as I spoke. She stared back at me with such an intense "look" that I actually was getting "aroused" just from looking at her face and those beautiful eyes.

She lives about an hour away from me, but I want to go back and find her. I don't even know how I would find her . . . . but I want to.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-12-2008, 10:46 PM

that's why you at least try for a number. good luck hanging out at the vending machine crossing your fingers for a second chance...

fallenmuffin · 04-12-2008, 10:47 PM

Craigslist's missed connections. Go get 'er.

Jake the King · 04-12-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

that's why you at least try for a number. good luck hanging out at the vending machine crossing your fingers for a second chance...

It happened pretty fast. I know I will probably never see her again.

fuck.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-12-2008, 10:52 PM

should have told her to forget about the business permit and explained to her how much $$$ there is for a girl like her working in porn...

Jake the King · 04-12-2008, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

should have told her to forget about the business permit and explained to her how much $$$ there is for a girl like her working in porn...

HA!

I didn't even think of that. Also, I don't even know if she had a "nice" body. I just know that when our eyes locked, I was gone. She had me.

All I remember is that her eyes and face were beautiful.

I do know that she was fit. Her body was at least in shape. I just didn't even get to the point where I was checking out her tits or her ass. Maybe she was PERFECT, but I don't know . . .

I would have married her for her eyes!

Vendot · 04-13-2008, 02:59 AM

Dude, go back to the vending machine and sit on the floor next to it with a BIG sign:

"ANYONE SEEN A HOT CHICK WITH BEAUTIFUL EYES? GIVE ME HER NUMBER AND ILL GIVE YOU A SNACK MIX.

On the reverse, you can put:

"GET TWO SNACK MIXES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

Show the second side of the sign to draw people to the machine and then switch the sign around

04-12-2008, 10:43 PM	#1
Jake the King So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 207	She was so hot I couldn't even talk . . . . I drove to another city for work and when I got there, I did what I needed to do and then I decided to see what the vending machines had to offer. I saw some sort of "snack mix" that I thought might taste ok, when I put my .75 in and watched the spiral thing turn. The vending machine held onto my item. The "snack mix" was hanging by a thread. I started to try to push the vending machine. I wanted to shake loose my purchase but I didn't want to break it . . . . . but I wanted my "snack mix"!!! Ok, so I gave up and started to leave the building. This girl walks up to me and asks about losing money in the vending machine. I told her that the next person could get lucky and end up getting 2 "snack mixes" for 1. She laughed and then walked right up to me and asked if I knew where she would go for a passport and where she should go for a business permit. As she asked me, I was STUNNED by her beautiful eyes. I could hardly think. I just stared into those beautiful eyes as she spoke. I started to answer her, and noticed that I was stammering and unable to keep a thought. Her eyes and her face were so beautiful that I couldn't even put two words together. I provided answers for her, but I stumbled as I spoke. She stared back at me with such an intense "look" that I actually was getting "aroused" just from looking at her face and those beautiful eyes. She lives about an hour away from me, but I want to go back and find her. I don't even know how I would find her . . . . but I want to. Last edited by Jake the King; 04-12-2008 at 10:45 PM..

04-13-2008, 02:59 AM	#7
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	Dude, go back to the vending machine and sit on the floor next to it with a BIG sign: "ANYONE SEEN A HOT CHICK WITH BEAUTIFUL EYES? GIVE ME HER NUMBER AND ILL GIVE YOU A SNACK MIX. On the reverse, you can put: "GET TWO SNACK MIXES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE Show the second side of the sign to draw people to the machine and then switch the sign around __________________ "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

04-12-2008, 10:46 PM	#2
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	that's why you at least try for a number. good luck hanging out at the vending machine crossing your fingers for a second chance...

04-12-2008, 10:47 PM	#3
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Craigslist's missed connections. Go get 'er.

04-12-2008, 10:52 PM	#5
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	should have told her to forget about the business permit and explained to her how much $$$ there is for a girl like her working in porn...