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Quotealex · 04-19-2008, 09:34 PM

Jonathan Goulet def. Kuniyoshi Hironaka via TKO
Cain Valesquez def. Brad Morris via TKO
Rich Clementi def. Sam Stout via split decision
Demian Maia def. Ed Herman via submission (triangle choke)
Jason Day def. Alan Belcher via TKO (strikes)
Jason MacDonald def. Joe Doerksen via TKO (strikes)
Mac Danzig def. Mark Bocek via submission (rear-naked choke)
Michael Bisping def. Charles McCarthy via TKO
Nate Quarry def. Kalib Starnes via unanimous decision
Rich Franklin def. Travis Lutter via TKO (strikes)
Georges St. Pierre def. Matt Serra via TKO (strikes)

eMonk · 04-19-2008, 09:38 PM

what about Bernard Hopkins?

Quotealex · 04-19-2008, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by eMonk

what about Bernard Hopkins?

Was he supposed to be part of this event?

Drake · 04-19-2008, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by eMonk

what about Bernard Hopkins?

He lost decisively but put up a decent fight for a 43 year old.

SexualDragon · 04-19-2008, 10:10 PM

I am glad I didn't bet, I would have lost

Sosa · 04-19-2008, 10:12 PM

ufc fights were pretty good for the most part.

SomeCreep · 04-19-2008, 10:28 PM

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Georges St. Pierre def. Matt Serra via TKO (strikes)

Cool, I'll watch that match tomorrow, once it gets posted on youtube.

Lance69 · 04-19-2008, 10:56 PM

Out-fuckinstanding card... though any respect I had for kalib Starnes is gone. He hasn't got a warriors spirit and should not be in the octagon. Nate really owned him mentally.
Quote "I should've kicked him in the calves more so he couldn't run backwards so fast" Nate Quarry.

RevSand · 04-20-2008, 04:29 AM

Gotta catch a replay of the last fight.. Paid for it all but left before the last one.

notoldschool · 04-20-2008, 06:21 AM

Another great card. Danzig is a beast and he loves his veggies.

Holly · 04-20-2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Another great card. Danzig is a beast and he loves his veggies.

That was a great fight.

04-20-2008, 07:28 AM

all the links on youtube were pulled : (

kmanrox · 04-20-2008, 09:43 AM

i miss USA television, i've never heard of any of these peeps

Kevsh · 04-20-2008, 08:52 PM

It was great seeing it live - the crowd went nuts (obviously) when GSP came in and when the fight was over. I was impressed too when the crowd cheered for Serra after the fight, he deserved it.

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Gotta catch a replay of the last fight.. Paid for it all but left before the last one.

You weren't sitting in 102 by any chance? Some guy with a flirty gf got up and left (shortly followed by her) right before the main event...

Horny Alf · 04-21-2008, 04:51 AM

anyone know where you can see clips of the fights?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-21-2008, 09:15 PM

Kalib Starnes' performance against Nate Quarry could have been one of the most disgraceful thing I have ever seen in mma. Kalib Starnes is an absolute bitch. Pure faggot bitchmeat. All he did was run the entire fight. I have to say, that Nate's end moves during the fight were some of the absolute funniest shit I have ever seen. Just about as funny as Heath Herring knocking out nakao for kissing him. I was busting a gut laughing my ass off, and listening to the crowd cheer and boo as the fighters on the big screen bounced back and forth was priceless. Kalib Starnes' UFC career IS OVER, you can count on that. I have NEVER seen a rouynd scored 30-24 in the UFC. That shit is just pitiful. Seriously. I have never seen this poor a performance ever.

The saddening hialrity of this fight completely blanked out most of my recollection of what a great event this was. And it WAS a great event....

I love how Starnes is STILL running, even as Quarry approache shim doing his little tomahawk chop and running man maneuvers. The running was LOL funny, but the tomahawk chop fucking epic....

BOSS1 · 04-21-2008, 09:22 PM

that was the fucking hilarious, me and my buds were dying laughing when we saw this

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-21-2008, 09:23 PM

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that was the fucking hilarious, me and my buds were dying laughing when we saw this

i fucking near shat a squirty dumpling...

BOSS1 · 04-21-2008, 09:30 PM

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i fucking near shat a squirty dumpling...

why did Starnes even come out to fight? What a fucking waste, I have never seen any pro be that much of a pussy. It looks like he was thinking about going back to study for finals or something like that.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-21-2008, 09:32 PM

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why did Starnes even come out to fight? What a fucking waste, I have never seen any pro be that much of a pussy. It looks like he was thinking about going back to study for finals or something like that.

it is going to be A LONG TIME before we ever see another judge score a fight 30-24, i can tell you that much.

Thurbs · 04-22-2008, 02:15 AM

I need to head to Japan for some K1

04-19-2008, 09:34 PM	#1
Quotealex Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Global Digerati Village Posts: 6,265	UFC 83 results Jonathan Goulet def. Kuniyoshi Hironaka via TKO Cain Valesquez def. Brad Morris via TKO Rich Clementi def. Sam Stout via split decision Demian Maia def. Ed Herman via submission (triangle choke) Jason Day def. Alan Belcher via TKO (strikes) Jason MacDonald def. Joe Doerksen via TKO (strikes) Mac Danzig def. Mark Bocek via submission (rear-naked choke) Michael Bisping def. Charles McCarthy via TKO Nate Quarry def. Kalib Starnes via unanimous decision Rich Franklin def. Travis Lutter via TKO (strikes) Georges St. Pierre def. Matt Serra via TKO (strikes)

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Kalib Starnes' performance against Nate Quarry could have been one of the most disgraceful thing I have ever seen in mma. Kalib Starnes is an absolute bitch. Pure faggot bitchmeat. All he did was run the entire fight. I have to say, that Nate's end moves during the fight were some of the absolute funniest shit I have ever seen. Just about as funny as Heath Herring knocking out nakao for kissing him. I was busting a gut laughing my ass off, and listening to the crowd cheer and boo as the fighters on the big screen bounced back and forth was priceless. Kalib Starnes' UFC career IS OVER, you can count on that. I have NEVER seen a rouynd scored 30-24 in the UFC. That shit is just pitiful. Seriously. I have never seen this poor a performance ever. The saddening hialrity of this fight completely blanked out most of my recollection of what a great event this was. And it WAS a great event.... I love how Starnes is STILL running, even as Quarry approache shim doing his little tomahawk chop and running man maneuvers. The running was LOL funny, but the tomahawk chop fucking epic.... Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 04-21-2008 at 09:16 PM..

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