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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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friends of a chick cockblocked me - AGAIN
2nd time in a row, and this time without acting like an ass
wtf is this shit, a chick is digging me, she's hot as hell a real blonde with beautiful curves, i am dancing and shit with her, and her friend is pulling her away from me all the damn time. Ok i am looking more and more like a long haired grease ball every week - but thats my fucking style, anyway if a chick is interested in me why do their friends think they need to interfere? Dont they know their friend has a mind of their own? This is rediculous! No damn pussy and I dont even feel like playing the meat violin. I wanna sleep. |
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,940
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Get a haircut
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you fucked up and didn't befriend the fat friend first, right?
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#5 |
emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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never!! i cut my own hair since a few years and havent cut it in about a year and a half. I rock!
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emperor of my world
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Happy in the dark.
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#8 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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sucks for you
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#9 |
Just Du It
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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that's the pits
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#10 |
emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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dj outblast & korsakoff at work
hardcore you pussy motherfuckers! ![]() all in all it was a good ass night. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Location: A Public Bathroom
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i like poo
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Join Date: May 2007
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may be her friends got jealous coz she likes you
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The Dupre Pimp
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Koh Samui
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Hippy! Go see a barber!
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Best VOD Company
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Location: NC
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They look out for each other
she was probably drunk |
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Location: Netherlands
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Payserve LOVES DJ Korsakoff!
![]() Wow you must have been the only one with long hair there.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Jersey Shore
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![]() You have to listen to the song by Steven Lynch. He writes funny songs. Try and find Big Fat Friend by him, funny shit! The one line in the song goes "so baby baby baby if it's boots you want to knock leave your chubby friend at home cause she's gonna block the cock" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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You're going about this all wrong. You should have gotten her number earlier in the night, once you saw some interest rather then thinking oh ill grab it when i leave. You were asking for cockblocking. You simply gotta do it sooner, then meet up with her a few days later alone.
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Yep, her friends probably weren't as drunk as she was.
Ask for her myspace early! It's not as invasive as a phone #. |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manila, Philippines
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well, there's a lot of next time. you should have gotten everything about her, before that incident happened. let's just hope that both of would cross your path again.
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