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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA
Posts: 1,756
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What do you do for National Secretaries Day??
OK...I mean National Administrative Professionals Day?
I get the girls each a gift certificate to the mall based on their number of years working for me and I take them all out to a nice lunch. The tech guys hate having to answer the main phones and such while we are at lunch, but they suck it up for a couple of hours a year ;) What do you do? --T |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: everywhere...
Posts: 911
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good question...daahha
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XXX Video Editor
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kent, UK
Posts: 2,301
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ummm, I do nothing at all.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,720
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Write them a paycheck every 2 weeks.
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working on my tan
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
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Buy them edible underwear.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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i let them have sex with me
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#7 |
The Dupre Pimp
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Koh Samui
Posts: 6,677
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manila, Philippines
Posts: 6,960
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you're a good boss.
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Content Producer
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 4,144
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I was hoping to bang a secretary or two today.
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Guest
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Depends on how your secretary is.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710.
Posts: 3,861
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I fire her the day before Secretary's Day and then re-hire her the day after when she comes crawling back. It's all there in chapter 3 of 'The Pimp Hand MBA Course.'
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