The solution to the gas crisis and prices.

[Paul Markham]

Walk.



Bike.



Both a bit drastic for most couch potatoes, so try this.

Seel this.



And buy one of these.



OK that might be a bit small, but if you want to cut your gas bill get a smaller car. Problem solved.

[Bojangles]

Good idea. ;)

[Christina Muller]

Im not sure why people think the smart car is a great concept from mercedes.

really small cars exsisted over 30+ years ago

[Socks]

the sheer brain power in this thread is staggering.

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by Socks

the sheer brain power in this thread is staggering.

The sheer brain power of people complaining about the price of gas is staggering. Here is simple logic.

Oil prices will not go down significantly.
If you want to spend less on fuel buy a smaller car.

When ever we go to the US we see gas guzzling autos with one person in them. Why does a US family need something so big? Small penis compensation and self worth plus keeping up with the neighbors.

[After Shock Media]

Hm well lets see I cant walk so fuck you for reminding me and pointing that out. I mean shit its only like 30 minutes into a new gawd damn day and you just have to go out of your way and ruin it like that by reminding me. Seriously now why dont you just come on over and hit me in the shins while your at it or perhaps you would rather pull me up from my under arms, watch my legs flop about and flip me around like some personal rag doll while you mock me. Ya that should be good since your so into rubbing it in. Perhaps next you would like to show some people running at the beach or someones foot enjoying the feeling of grass between their toes.

But nooo why stop there. Sure bring up my youth and what I loved to do and just thrust on me the feelings of remorse that I still have for not enjoying every bike ride that I ever had more. For even thinking of complaining that my side hurt when I had rode to far. Ya just keep pouring salt on those wound you sadistic fuck.

Wait then you actually get off telling me to sell my only real means of transportantion and begin showing some small little clown car that in no possible way could even fit me and my chair. You know old man you have some seriously screwed up issues tormenting me like that. Do you like to kick babies and call black kids niglets when their parents are not around as well?

[Drake]

It must be an ugly scene (for the car and the person inside it) when one of those small cars gets into an accident with a regular size vehicle.

[DamageX]

And if all else fails, pay Paul to teach you how to manufacture magic join links. That way you'll never have to worry about gas prices again, you'll be able to afford gas no matter how much the price skyrockets.

[Some Guy]

So many people here claim to do so amazingly well for themselves. Yet, I see so many people here complaining about gas prices. Hmm.

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by Mike33

It must be an ugly scene (for the car and the person inside it) when one of those small cars gets into an accident with a regular size vehicle.

So it's not as compensation for your small dick that you drive a tank.

[OG LennyT]

Originally Posted by Some Guy

So many people here claim to do so amazingly well for themselves. Yet, I see so many people here complaining about gas prices. Hmm.

so so true

[spunkmister]

Originally Posted by Some Guy

So many people here claim to do so amazingly well for themselves. Yet, I see so many people here complaining about gas prices. Hmm.

yeah Im actually shocked when people complain that an extra $100 a month or so is hurting them when in other threads the same people talk about how many sales they are getting...

yeah the gas prices suck (atleast for those that have and need cars) but do a lot of people really budget to the last penny nowadays? I can understand if you are already struggling but I head some people who I know are doing pretty good complaining and saying how much its hurting their income...I guess the concept of having savings of 6-12 months of your salary for rainy days is no longer employed.

[spunkmister]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So it's not as compensation for your small dick that you drive a tank.

some people prefer having larger cars, when I lived in the US I had a SUV but before buying it I knew gas would be more expensive than if I bought a Corolla or something....but the same people bitching about others having biggers cars I bet are the same people who call their friends who have the truck when it's moving time.

[thunder99]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Hm well lets see I cant walk so fuck you for reminding me and pointing that out. I mean shit its only like 30 minutes into a new gawd damn day and you just have to go out of your way and ruin it like that by reminding me. Seriously now why dont you just come on over and hit me in the shins while your at it or perhaps you would rather pull me up from my under arms, watch my legs flop about and flip me around like some personal rag doll while you mock me. Ya that should be good since your so into rubbing it in. Perhaps next you would like to show some people running at the beach or someones foot enjoying the feeling of grass between their toes.

But nooo why stop there. Sure bring up my youth and what I loved to do and just thrust on me the feelings of remorse that I still have for not enjoying every bike ride that I ever had more. For even thinking of complaining that my side hurt when I had rode to far. Ya just keep pouring salt on those wound you sadistic fuck.

Wait then you actually get off telling me to sell my only real means of transportantion and begin showing some small little clown car that in no possible way could even fit me and my chair. You know old man you have some seriously screwed up issues tormenting me like that. Do you like to kick babies and call black kids niglets when their parents are not around as well?

>>> You know old man you have some seriously screwed up issues tormenting me like that.
I think it's you that has the issues, not Paul.

[spunkmister]

Originally Posted by thunder99

>>> You know old man you have some seriously screwed up issues tormenting me like that.
I think it's you that has the issues, not Paul.

I think you may have missed the point....sarcasm isnt for everyone.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Hm well lets see I cant walk so fuck you for reminding me and pointing that out. I mean shit its only like 30 minutes into a new gawd damn day and you just have to go out of your way and ruin it like that by reminding me. Seriously now why dont you just come on over and hit me in the shins while your at it or perhaps you would rather pull me up from my under arms, watch my legs flop about and flip me around like some personal rag doll while you mock me. Ya that should be good since your so into rubbing it in. Perhaps next you would like to show some people running at the beach or someones foot enjoying the feeling of grass between their toes.

But nooo why stop there. Sure bring up my youth and what I loved to do and just thrust on me the feelings of remorse that I still have for not enjoying every bike ride that I ever had more. For even thinking of complaining that my side hurt when I had rode to far. Ya just keep pouring salt on those wound you sadistic fuck.

Wait then you actually get off telling me to sell my only real means of transportantion and begin showing some small little clown car that in no possible way could even fit me and my chair. You know old man you have some seriously screwed up issues tormenting me like that. Do you like to kick babies and call black kids niglets when their parents are not around as well?

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by thunder99

>>> You know old man you have some seriously screwed up issues tormenting me like that.
I think it's you that has the issues, not Paul.

You do not get gimp humor much do you?

[candyflip]

That Smart car makes my Mini Cooper look like a Hummer.

[ADL Colin]

Originally Posted by Some Guy

So many people here claim to do so amazingly well for themselves. Yet, I see so many people here complaining about gas prices. Hmm.

[heyron20]

walking 40 miles to work could get old

[pornguy]

IM thinking about getting one of these.

http://www2.mercedes-benz.com.mx/con...s/b_class.html

[woj]

Originally Posted by spunkmister

yeah Im actually shocked when people complain that an extra $100 a month or so is hurting them when in other threads the same people talk about how many sales they are getting...

And it's not even $100/month... normal person does about 1k miles per month? 1k miles with a reasonably efficient car (25mpg) = 40 gallons... to get $100/month the price of gas would have to go up by $1.5/gallon... and I would think most of the people here work from home, so they probably don't even do 1k miles/ month...

[Michaelious]

Oh that sounds almost obvious!

[Brother Bilo]

Ya it sucks having a truck when it comes to paying for gas, but the benefits outweigh the drawbacks imo. I can still afford it, so until it takes me to the point where it's actually breaking me, I'll stick with my truck.

[Bojangles]

Good idea. ;)

[SifuE]

no better yet how bout they stop letting those fucktards make so much profit an lower the fucken gas!

[I'm Looking For A...]

Originally Posted by Christina Muller

Im not sure why people think the smart car is a great concept from mercedes.

really small cars exsisted over 30+ years ago

BMW is considering bringing back the Isseta

[Domain Diva]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

You do not get gimp humor much do you?

yea lets have some gimp humour to brighten up the day

[Domain Diva]

Great ladies tshirt

[tony286]

its hard when you live in a place with nothing in walking distance.When I lived in NYC, I walked everywhere and didnt miss driving for four years. Funny also my weight was much more stable back then.

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV

yea lets have some gimp humour to brighten up the day

That one is great actually. I need to find one of those or many so I can possibly vandalize town with them.

Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV

Great ladies tshirt

Its a girls shirt but alas it could be modified. Really pink is not my color.
Though giving out random stories is fun. It has ranged from;

"I was attacked by a shark, want to see my scar".

"I was going out with the love of my life at the time and we were about to cross the street. She distracted me and next thing I know is I woke up in pain and unable to move laying in the hospital. Apparently I was hit by a bus and it broke my spine. She was nowhere to be seen. It took me weeks to finally get through to her and she just explained that we could only be friends now and that she could not stand to see me in such a condition so even that may be hard. From that point on my walls have been up and I have never allowed myself to be close to another woman ever again." (just told to women )

"Listen carefully, I was not careful one night and when I went to bed tentacles came up from under my bed and squeezed me really bad. They almost were able to drag me underneath and get me. I couldnt even scream though cause they were so tight. My parents didnt believe me either and they lied and told me there were no monsters. Do not believe them yourself cause there are monsters in the dark and parents lie about lots of things. Just like they will not tell you that your also adopted and just a shaved monkey who had its tail cut off. If you do not believe me just feel the area above your butt where they cut it off. Fine go ask, your parents are just going to lie to you like mine did. I hope they do not pull you all the way under though." (just for kids, specially when their parents are all uppity about them asking)