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Can you go to Amsterdam buy REAL cannabis, and mail it back to yourself to the USA?
For personal use, very small amounts.
The plants here are SO laced with detergents. |
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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you can do anything you want....
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You can try, but it will be seized and I imagine you will either get a knock at the door after you get home, or perhaps they will greet you as soon as you enter the airport.
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i had a friend who tried to mail his spare stuff after the trip back to himself in a porn DVD case and it just never turned up
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i know some ppl who do that and i'll let you know in 3 days if it works lol
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laced weed is a myth.
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Come on be a man, take a cigar tube, fill it up with all the goodies and shove it up your ass.
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Best VOD Company
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What Can Brown Do For You?
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Get yourself a P.O. Box!
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LMAO you think that will make him safe to ship drugs
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You could theoretically send about two grams. Roll two joints or just break it up so it will lay in an envelope flat. Double vacuum pack the herb. Cut a piece of cardboard so the vacuum pack lays inside and it remains flat like a thick letter. Tape it in place and wrap it in a couple sheets of paper.
Send it regular airmail in a standard white envelope with stamps. Address this envelope to the former resident of your home. If you don't know who lived there previously just make up a name. If the letter is brought to your door don't accept it. Deny any knowledge of it. If it is left in your box enjoy your herbs. If it is intercepted by customs you will get a letter asking if you want to claim it. Just throw the letter out. If nothing ever shows up, it was either returned to sender or stolen. Or you can just look into California's medical program. |
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Um no, but it's better than having the cops deliver the mail to your door!
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It's worth a try. As long as you don't put a return address they won't be able to prove who sent it anyways. That or you could source out some good ganja and not worry about it.
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Just grow your own. Easier to get a good strain of seeds sent to you.
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Could be quite riskfull, depending where you are...
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Just imagine the charges they could pin you with for sending drugs across state lines, etc. They do have dogs that check for that stuff too. I'm sure plenty of people get away with it, but is it really worth the risk? |
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No its not worth a try ! what will be the next tip "If at first you dont succeed try try again " ![]() DeadFidel ,if you mean what you say,forget the idea before everyone gives you thier great and safe way to do it because for sure non of them will be sending you epass or paypal $$$$$ requests to get you outta jail ![]() ![]()
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So you think cops won't be able to find out who registered the mail box???
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dont forget to fix up someone up that can post thanks for the advice gfy whilst you do your 5 years in the pen
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#23 |
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Dude, I'm going to mail you some pot so you can chill out! The thread's about mailing pot to yourself, which is clearly not a wise decision; run a test on your sense of humor!
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Yea it is not a very good idea from a risk/reward ratio.
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You'll get busted.
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Just do it! I can send pot to your door without your prior knowledge just to try to land you in jail, but fact is the cops can't arrest you cuz I did that. If that were the case people would get baited like that all the time SSince they have no proof of who the sender was the receiver can't be held liable!
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You can definitely try, but I wouldn't expect the package to arrive. What you should expect is a knock on the door from the feds.
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Edit: Basically what Heidi just said
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i doubt the weed the tourist coffee shops in amsterdam sell is any better than the stuff you can buy in the states
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High on the force, I am. THC, I do not need.
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Yes, you can. The Feds will even let you smoke it, here:
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not the best idea.
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I don't watch CSI at all, but if you are constantly sending packages filled with drugs to your own house address while you are away on vacation and you have a criminal record already, do you think that is not something you should take into consideration? I sure as hell would, especially considering how severe the penalties are for shipping drugs across state lines.
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I remember getting arrested once, and the cop tellinh me they were going to get fingerprints off the item he was holding in his hand. I said fine. Come court time, they were asked the results of the fingerprint test. The response was that no prints were lifted and if we wanted prints taken off it I would have to pay for it to be done. |
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you can try haha
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A recent story comes to mind of a kid that was harassing a cop at his house repeatedly. Driving by calling him names, etc. One day he spit on his car, so he took a sample and had a DNA test done. The kid ended up with 210 days in jail. |
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Do what I did... Hollow out some candles, and keep the wax, vaccum seal whatever you want to ship back and stick it in the candle hole. Fill the hole back with the wax and send it to a friend.
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I've smoked in amsterdam. I've smoked in the US. The same thing happened. I sat around feeling stupid and ate a whole buncha food.
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I have no idea. Try it and see if you get arrested!
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I highly doubt a city is going to go thru the expense of a DNA test for spitting on a car. How would they even match up the DNA as being his? |
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Christina technically if he ships it to the US, and the feds do bust him it would be a 10 year minimum and not no five years. Though that just aint going to happen on small shipments unless they happen often.
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I'm sure there is more to it, but if you listen after 1:20 in, the judge mentions the DNA evidence from all the snot he left on the cop's truck. I do find it funny that they would do a DNA test over vandalism. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7bb_1204336081 |
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