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thehand · 05-02-2008, 02:31 PM

This morning at Westlake Village Golf Course, I hit a line drive out of the woods. It started to take a left turn in the direction of Bugbee & Eric. I yelled FORE!!!!!!!!! Bugbee ducked, the ball wizzed past his ear and landed on to of the putter holder in Erics bag!

Sorry about that Bugbee!

Good playing w/ you guys:
Jerry Lewis, Stephen Bugbee, Christian Amico & Eric Matis - lets do it again soon!

WiredGuy · 05-02-2008, 02:34 PM

Trying to take out the competition I see...
WG

pornguy · 05-02-2008, 02:35 PM

ouch that would have hurt like hell.

sicone · 05-02-2008, 02:35 PM

Gotta make the game of golf exciting somehow

chri$tian · 05-02-2008, 02:45 PM

HOLY SHIT, I WAS THERE for this - FUCKING CRAZY, and Bugbee and Eric could have been killed... thanks for the golf Tim, glad I stayed BEHIND YOU all morning.

C

chri$tian · 05-02-2008, 02:49 PM

I don't think we needed the BIG RED ARROW to point out your Gay Green BALL.. (LOLOLOL)

Bugbee · 05-02-2008, 02:54 PM

yes it was a close one folks, but I pulled it together and kept playing, good to see you all!!

Vegas Ken · 05-02-2008, 03:28 PM

Holy Snikes that was close!

I bet it was better than being in the office!

OY · 05-02-2008, 03:33 PM

A NEO move of the the Matrix man?

munki · 05-02-2008, 03:42 PM

Death by golf ball would have been a really shit obituary...

OY · 05-02-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Death by golf ball would have been a really shit obituary...

Not for a golfer!

Bugbee · 05-02-2008, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein

Not for a golfer!

no pretty much would even for a golfer!! but thanks oy!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-02-2008, 04:28 PM

Clearly you guys are idiots.
Idiots do not play golf.
It is to dangerous for people that have no idea what they are doing with balls and clubs.

M0nk · 05-02-2008, 04:35 PM

heheh good way to take the competition out of your way man!!! :P

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-02-2008, 04:43 PM

HEADLINE: Porn Baron narrowly escapes death as gay ball swishes past ear!

Damn! How far off course was your shot from where you intended to hit it?!?

Now we need scores...oh, and bet payouts.

ADG

thehand · 05-02-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

HEADLINE: Porn Baron narrowly escapes death as gay ball swishes past ear!

Damn! How far off course was your shot from where you intended to hit it?!?

Now we need scores...oh, and bet payouts.

ADG

It wasn't that bad of a shot, I just used a 4 when I should have used a 6. Just too much club.

Bugbee · 05-02-2008, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

HEADLINE: Porn Baron narrowly escapes death as gay ball swishes past ear!

Damn! How far off course was your shot from where you intended to hit it?!?

Now we need scores...oh, and bet payouts.

ADG

it was way to close for comfort!!

Well we were on the cart path to the left pretty far from the fairway..

80 no one wanted bets

yes that ball was gay!! sorry tim no denying that

Eric · 05-02-2008, 05:24 PM

Thank you Tim... For the extra gray fucking hairs! Dude that was scary. Bugbee and I started having a small conversation and suddenly he stops talking. I look at him and say... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. I heard something hit my bag. He tells me he nearly just died. Tells me he barely saw the yellow menace flying through the air and thought he heard a fore and ducked. We started looking around only to find the ball sitting right there in the putter hole of my bag. I will tell your grandkids about that one TIM!

Thanks again guys, great seeing you all and see you in NYC!

C H R I S · 05-02-2008, 06:44 PM

Sounds like you guys had a great day - sorry I couldnt make it - alas I cant golf 2 days in a row.

Bugbee you are one lucky guy.... wear a hardhat next time....

Kudles · 05-02-2008, 07:09 PM

Ahhh poor Eric. I bet you made him poop his pants

thehand · 05-05-2008, 11:47 AM

It's all Jerry Fucking Lewis' fault, he told me the shot was clear & I couldn't hit it that far!

& get your hands off of my girl!!!!

IntenseJerry · 05-05-2008, 12:01 PM

It's not my fault you finally hit one straight and that far. All those FREE lessons are paying off... LOL

It was a lot of fun. Oh and back off big guy... Stephanie Swift belongs to the world. JFL

thehand · 05-05-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by IntenseJerry

It's not my fault you finally hit one straight and that far. All those FREE lessons are paying off... LOL

It was a lot of fun. Oh and back off big guy... Stephanie Swift belongs to the world. JFL

It IS fault you finally hit one straight and that far all those FREE lessons paid off!!!

notime · 05-05-2008, 12:27 PM

I like golf

tranza · 05-05-2008, 12:28 PM

Damn, that was close!

IntenseJerry · 05-05-2008, 01:05 PM

Tim, It's all good... You will always have that 60 ft. chip-in you made for a BIRDIE the day before, with a witness... Great shot! JFL

thehand · 05-05-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IntenseJerry

Tim, It's all good... You will always have that 60 ft. chip-in you made for a BIRDIE the day before, with a witness... Great shot! JFL

Thanks man , that was sweet - I'm you were there to whiteness it.

NinjaSteve · 05-05-2008, 01:56 PM

That must have been strange... having an adrenaline rush AFTER the experience instead of during it.

chri$tian · 05-05-2008, 02:50 PM

Wheres the picture of Eric hitting the ball out of Agoura Road (across 4 lanes of traffic)

IntenseJerry · 05-05-2008, 03:18 PM

There were no law suits and no one was hurt or killed.

It was a good day of golf... JFL

vod · 05-05-2008, 04:01 PM

nice to know you can stay and play another day...wear a helmet and hit nerf balls..

glad no one was hurt.

a lot of people die from coconuts falling on them; more then shark attacks..

Wiseman · 05-05-2008, 04:11 PM

glad to see people working hard

Penny24Seven · 05-05-2008, 04:52 PM

you are using a yellow golf ball? and that looks like Jimthefeind's red arrow haha

thehand · 05-06-2008, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian

Wheres the picture of Eric hitting the ball out of Agoura Road (across 4 lanes of traffic)

idtapdat · 05-06-2008, 09:47 AM

19th hole awaits you!!

thehand · 05-06-2008, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls

you are using a yellow golf ball? and that looks like Jimthefeind's red arrow haha

it's actually "day glow super gay green" - I figure a super gay ball would want to get to the hole.

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thehand 235 Pound Gorilla Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,467	*BREAKING NEWS: President of Matrix HD narrowly escapes tragedy PIX !* This morning at Westlake Village Golf Course, I hit a line drive out of the woods. It started to take a left turn in the direction of Bugbee & Eric. I yelled FORE!!!!!!!!! Bugbee ducked, the ball wizzed past his ear and landed on to of the putter holder in Erics bag! Sorry about that Bugbee! Good playing w/ you guys: Jerry Lewis, Stephen Bugbee, Christian Amico & Eric Matis - lets do it again soon! __________________ Tim Siner Who the Fu#k is TimSiner?

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Thank you Tim... For the extra gray fucking hairs! Dude that was scary. Bugbee and I started having a small conversation and suddenly he stops talking. I look at him and say... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. I heard something hit my bag. He tells me he nearly just died. Tells me he barely saw the yellow menace flying through the air and thought he heard a fore and ducked. We started looking around only to find the ball sitting right there in the putter hole of my bag. I will tell your grandkids about that one TIM! Thanks again guys, great seeing you all and see you in NYC! __________________ No One

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thehand 235 Pound Gorilla Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,467	It's all Jerry Fucking Lewis' fault, he told me the shot was clear & I couldn't hit it that far! & get your hands off of my girl!!!! __________________ Tim Siner Who the Fu#k is TimSiner?

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