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SteveLightspeed · 05-07-2008, 04:16 PM

His teacher has agreed to answer any and all sex-related questions submitted anonymously in a question box. It would be hilarious to watch his response to questions I would ask, like

"What is the difference between a "Dirty Sanchez" and a "Rusty Trombone"?"

"What is a Cleveland Steamer?"

"What is the correct way to do a "Shocker"?

baddog · 05-07-2008, 04:18 PM

What grade?

Deej · 05-07-2008, 04:18 PM

i remember in highschool, the weirdest one i remember was.//

"when you get one of those zits on your penis and you squeeze it, is that cum that comes out?"

totally blew me away... she even read the whole thing out ...

hehehe

Juicy D. Links · 05-07-2008, 04:19 PM

lollolll teachers reaction needs to be videotaped!!!!!!!!!!!

SteveLightspeed · 05-07-2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

What grade?

6th grade

munki · 05-07-2008, 04:20 PM

<--- went to catholic school...

sex ed was basically... you are going to hell.

kane · 05-07-2008, 04:22 PM

When I was a Sophomore in high school we had a week of sex ed. The split the rooms up with guys in one room, girls in another. Our teacher (also the gym teacher) pulls down a picture of the female anatomy and is explaining how a woman gets pregnant. He says, while using a pointer on the picture to illustrate his words, "The penis travels up the vaginal passage then ejaculates." He pauses, "oh sorry guys, that's the anus."

I think he must have had anal on the mind.

Rochard · 05-07-2008, 04:24 PM

They teach this shit at the six grade level? You've got to be kidding me.

The only thing I was concerned with in sixth grade was playing basketball.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-07-2008, 04:24 PM

Ask Teacher what a donkey punch is:

I would love to be in Lightspeed's son's class on Bring Your Father To School Day...

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D Ghost · 05-07-2008, 04:47 PM

hahah fantastic!

Spunky · 05-07-2008, 04:50 PM

They are starting earlier and earlier it seems

baddog · 05-07-2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

6th grade

There is probably a wise-ass that will fill up the box plenty at that age. I know I would have.

Iron Fist · 05-07-2008, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

<--- went to catholic school...

sex ed was basically... you are going to hell.

uno · 05-07-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

They teach this shit at the six grade level? You've got to be kidding me.

The only thing I was concerned with in sixth grade was playing basketball.

I'm pretty sure I had a sex-ed class in 6th grade and a more in depth one in 7th and 8th.

kane · 05-07-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

They teach this shit at the six grade level? You've got to be kidding me.

The only thing I was concerned with in sixth grade was playing basketball.

I think I got a little bit in 6th grade them more in depth in 8th grade then a couple of times in high school.

MandyBlake · 05-07-2008, 05:12 PM

i'm 28 yrs old.
when i was in 6th grade they separated the girls and boys. the boys went with a male teacher and the girls went with a female teacher. us girls learned about our periods and puberty. so i'm assuming the boys learned about puberty too.
i remember there being some basic sex info but that's it.

marketsmart · 05-07-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

There is probably a wise-ass that will fill up the box plenty at that age. I know I would have.

did they even have paper back then?

deanberkeley · 05-07-2008, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

when i was in 6th grade they separated the girls and boys. the boys went with a male teacher and the girls went with a female teacher. us girls learned about our periods and puberty. so i'm assuming the boys learned about puberty too.
i remember there being some basic sex info but that's it.

I got that 'class' in the 5th grade. I asked if when I dream I am pissing in the bathroom and wake up with piss in the bed if that was a wet dream

Elli · 05-07-2008, 06:02 PM

When I was in school the "awareness" classes started in grade 5. Even in high school, though, the guys usually just went and played football or wrestling instead of talking sex. They laughed about it while us girls were subjected to all the after school special movies about pregnant teenagers and STDs and abortion. My tenth grade gym teacher told us in graphic detail about her 14 hours of labour with her son. I think that did more than any movie could.

baddog · 05-07-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

did they even have paper back then?

No, paper was not invented until 1988.

Libertine · 05-07-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

They teach this shit at the six grade level? You've got to be kidding me.

The only thing I was concerned with in sixth grade was playing basketball.

By the time they're concerned with it, you're too late.

The point is to teach them the facts before they start trying anything out, so that when they reach the age at which they get curious, they already know the facts.

Wait until they're 15, and 15-25% will have had sex already, which makes sex ed a bit pointless.

Peaches · 05-07-2008, 06:14 PM

I went to religious schools - no sex ed. We learned the old fashioned way

CDSmith · 05-07-2008, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

His teacher has agreed to answer any and all sex-related questions submitted anonymously in a question box. It would be hilarious to watch his response to questions I would ask, like

"What is the difference between a "Dirty Sanchez" and a "Rusty Trombone"?"

"What is a Cleveland Steamer?"

"What is the correct way to do a "Shocker"?

Yeah, they never had any cool stuff like that back when I was in "health class" in those early grades. All we did was snicker. It was fun to watch the girls get all giggly over the anatomy chart with the penis. (that firehose was massive)

Ahh to be that young now. I'd ask the teacher what a blumpkin is. :D

Bridgette · 05-07-2008, 07:48 PM

I sort of wonder if they start so early to take all the mystery out of sex, thinking that if there's no mystery then the kids won't be as interested in it. Reverse psychology, almost? We had it from fifth through tenth grade, and by the time sex rolled around we had rolled so many condoms down bananas that we were pros. On the other hand, we didn't know anything about finding birth control...

sicone · 05-07-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

They teach this shit at the six grade level? You've got to be kidding me.

The only thing I was concerned with in sixth grade was playing basketball.

My son had his 2 weeks back, he's in 4th grade

Meloman · 05-07-2008, 08:29 PM

I went to Catholic school from 3-12.

My first year at the school we had a sex ed class (3rd grade). I remember it was all scientific about the sperm and egg. Me being completely clueless at the time I asked "how does the sperm GET to the egg?". I have no idea how they answered, I just remember getting told during recess by my friends that "the sperm gets to the egg from HUMPING, duh!".

Then I remember a few years later during a sex ed class asking "so what happens if you cross like an elephant and a dog?"

I alwasy find it funny when people say they went to "catholic school" and it was all uptight. I must have just got lucky and went to an all around good school that just "happened" to be catholic....

Not only did sex ed start in 3rd grade, but we were also taught the theory of evolution! And they threw in the religious part by saying "the bible says the world was made in 7 days, but who knows what a day is to god, maybe it's a billion years" I've NEVER heard of creationsim untill the last few years. Go figure, a cathcolic school actually teaching real sciece without anything religous attached.

I love the San Francisco Bay Area...even our Catholic Schools aren't uptite like some parts of the US.

tony286 · 05-07-2008, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

<--- went to catholic school...

sex ed was basically... you are going to hell.

Yep fellow catholic school survivor. lol

Domain Diva · 05-07-2008, 10:17 PM

so the kid goes to the teacher "where do babies come from " she replies " from storks " as quick as a flash he answers "well who fucks the storks "

classic

SomeCreep · 05-07-2008, 10:51 PM

I had sex ed class in 6th grade also. I remember some boy asked our teacher, "What does sexual intercourse feel like?" Our teacher simply replied, "It feels great." Heh, that was funny.

kesha1 · 05-07-2008, 10:54 PM

I think all those sex classes provoke kids more than educate them!

Bdiddy · 05-07-2008, 11:01 PM

We had sex ed in the 4th grade at my catholic school...a few snickers here and there but thats it.

No question box though..that wouldve been fun

gadabout · 05-07-2008, 11:12 PM

Give him all the hard questions so you don't have to answer them lol

JamesK · 05-08-2008, 01:25 AM

lol I had sex education when I was 15 or so, it was on high school.

They only thought us how to use a condom and prevent STD's and shit, no nasty questions. Funny thing is I was already registered at GFY back then.

Rique · 05-08-2008, 02:00 AM

I went to Catholic School from K-12 here in LA. We had a sex-ed week during Health Class our freshman year in high school. I remember everyone making fun of the concepts because it appeared many had already experienced one form or another of sex, and so the point was rather moot. The cool thing about it was that the teacher for the course was the PE Teacher/Baseball Coach, and so he 'taught' the sex-ed stuff as though he were having a one-on-one talk with his son, very open, and not caring about saying cock and vagina. Highly entertaining, but nothing that nobody didn't already know. Probably a bit too late in our educational journey....The good ole days at St. Bernards.

Celeb Fan · 05-08-2008, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

"What is the difference between a "Dirty Sanchez" and a "Rusty Trombone"?"

"What is a Cleveland Steamer?"

"What is the correct way to do a "Shocker"?

you think you're so funny

idiot

DutchTeenCash · 05-08-2008, 03:20 AM

same here 6th grade they didnt split up guys n girls though even showed how to masturbate n all - I remember one girl yelling that the xerox copies we got werent clear enough lol

Sarah_Jayne · 05-08-2008, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i'm 28 yrs old.
when i was in 6th grade they separated the girls and boys. the boys went with a male teacher and the girls went with a female teacher. us girls learned about our periods and puberty. so i'm assuming the boys learned about puberty too.
i remember there being some basic sex info but that's it.

I am 31 and we did the same thing and to make it worse the video we were shown was the cast of the, then, Broadway version of Annie telling us all about how they get periods too. Then they brought on the dog and included her in that.

Basic std stuff was better in high school but not much.

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Bridgette Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 299	I sort of wonder if they start so early to take all the mystery out of sex, thinking that if there's no mystery then the kids won't be as interested in it. Reverse psychology, almost? We had it from fifth through tenth grade, and by the time sex rolled around we had rolled so many condoms down bananas that we were pros. On the other hand, we didn't know anything about finding birth control... __________________ Get THREE MONTHS free with coupon code SIZZLIN09...visit AmeriNOC! Check out what people are saying about our Sizzling Summer Special! Email: [email protected] ICQ: 421864528 AmeriNOC.com Managed Hosting (formerly Phatservers.com)

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Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	I went to Catholic school from 3-12. My first year at the school we had a sex ed class (3rd grade). I remember it was all scientific about the sperm and egg. Me being completely clueless at the time I asked "how does the sperm GET to the egg?". I have no idea how they answered, I just remember getting told during recess by my friends that "the sperm gets to the egg from HUMPING, duh!". Then I remember a few years later during a sex ed class asking "so what happens if you cross like an elephant and a dog?" I alwasy find it funny when people say they went to "catholic school" and it was all uptight. I must have just got lucky and went to an all around good school that just "happened" to be catholic.... Not only did sex ed start in 3rd grade, but we were also taught the theory of evolution! And they threw in the religious part by saying "the bible says the world was made in 7 days, but who knows what a day is to god, maybe it's a billion years" I've NEVER heard of creationsim untill the last few years. Go figure, a cathcolic school actually teaching real sciece without anything religous attached. I love the San Francisco Bay Area...even our Catholic Schools aren't uptite like some parts of the US. Last edited by Meloman; 05-07-2008 at 08:31 PM..

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Rique Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 334	I went to Catholic School from K-12 here in LA. We had a sex-ed week during Health Class our freshman year in high school. I remember everyone making fun of the concepts because it appeared many had already experienced one form or another of sex, and so the point was rather moot. The cool thing about it was that the teacher for the course was the PE Teacher/Baseball Coach, and so he 'taught' the sex-ed stuff as though he were having a one-on-one talk with his son, very open, and not caring about saying cock and vagina. Highly entertaining, but nothing that nobody didn't already know. Probably a bit too late in our educational journey....The good ole days at St. Bernards. Last edited by Rique; 05-08-2008 at 02:02 AM..

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