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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Boyfriend searching for his girlfriend ended up in her stepmother?s bed instead
Speaking of MILF HUNTERS,
![]() Crown attorney John Marsland says the woman awoke to find a man in her bed reeking of booze and touching her breasts. The victim, thinking the man was her husband, told the man to stop and he left the bed, but she realized in the morning it hadn?t been her husband. Paul Cowell, 38, who didn?t have permission to be in the cottage, was arrested later that day and charged. The Brampton, Ont., man pleaded guilty to unlawfully entering a house with the intent to commit an indictable offence in the May 20, 2007, incident. Saying it ?incomprehensible? how a man could enter a cottage uninvited and get into a stranger?s bed, the judge sentenced Cowell to six months of house arrest and one year of probation. WHOLE STORY HERE
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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So he never fucked her then... Oh well...
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Nothing ventured - nothing gained
Any port in the storm If you can't be with the one you love - Love the one you're with Any or all of these quaint little sayings could have been on his mind at the time. :D
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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he's sick so he deserves it!
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: San Diego
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holly shit..I hope I never do this in my drunken-state of mind one day..
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Has this person even been really drunk? I recall stapling something to my forehead so I wouldnt forget it latter while drunk.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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His unlucky he never get the chance to fuck that MILF
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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She's probably upset because he didn't bone her
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A freakin' legend!
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA
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Alcohol makes people do strange things.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Everything is relative when the lights are turned off.
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