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05-09-2008, 07:46 PM
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I need a beer
 
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What To Get Mom For Mothers Day?
I've run out of ideas..she has everything and I want to give her something special.she doesn't have much time left and I want to make it special. Keep the perv comments to yourself,she's an old lady
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05-09-2008, 08:08 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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If she "doesn't have much time left", it's time to be a good kid and send her on a worldwide cruise.
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05-09-2008, 08:10 PM
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Diamonds are a girls best friend!
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05-09-2008, 08:41 PM
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05-09-2008, 08:59 PM
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    Give Mom some time to relax ? order new Tuscani Pastas and dinner is done! Finally, restaurant quality pasta delivered right to your door with no cooking. Try both delicious flavors ? Meaty Marinara or Creamy Chicken Alfredo. Feeds 4 and comes with 5 breadsticks for only $11.99. She'll love it! Don't forget to share! Forward this email message to your friends and family so they can take advantage of this great offer. brought to you by www.pizzahut.com
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05-09-2008, 09:23 PM
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I need a beer
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Hmmm dildos and pasta.I think she would prefer a black one and she should cut back on the excess calories.
I like the cruise idea as she really hasn't seen much in her lifetime.not sure if she would go alone though
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05-09-2008, 10:29 PM
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Maybe make a nice special photo book for her,retouch up old photos of the family and it shouldnt cost to much to personalise the cover
 If she has humour maybe even photoshop a few for fun 
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05-09-2008, 10:32 PM
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