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Old 05-14-2008, 11:07 AM   #1
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Wednesday's Joke

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later , Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

Yes, I did." he replied.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

" Oh...she got fired too."
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:38 AM   #2
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Oh Boy. LOL
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:39 AM   #3
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:43 AM   #4
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thats a good one.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:45 AM   #5
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:00 PM   #6
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:01 PM   #7
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:05 PM   #8
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:25 PM   #9
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:27 PM   #10
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:32 PM   #11
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:37 PM   #12
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Glad to see you're back my friend, and back with a good joke :D
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:41 PM   #13
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:42 PM   #14
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Old 05-14-2008, 01:04 PM   #15
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:50 PM   #17
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Old 05-14-2008, 04:36 PM   #18
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Old 05-14-2008, 04:38 PM   #19
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Old 05-14-2008, 05:23 PM   #20
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