"Is there anyone man enough to make me feel like a WOMAN??!" - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 02:23 PM

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!...

IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS PLANE WHO CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN?!"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
the plane.

Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps . .

He whispers . . .

"Iron this. Then get me a beer."

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BluewireAngie · 04-18-2006, 02:28 PM

lol.... that makes me laugh...
Well FYI for men "If you're man enough you can do your laundry and iron your clothes"

majorbitch · 04-18-2006, 02:43 PM

LOL! I knew that was coming!

VicJay · 04-18-2006, 02:58 PM

hahahahahahahaha

This is fucking great

Fresh · 04-18-2006, 03:00 PM

CherryLipsRosa · 04-18-2006, 03:21 PM

lololol cliche

CDSmith · 04-18-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU_Rosalia_Lara

lololol cliche

Very. Yet somehow it still hits home.

Big Red Machine · 04-18-2006, 06:25 PM

Thats Great

reynold · 04-18-2006, 06:59 PM

that joke had a thousand versions, but still hilarious

CDSmith · 05-19-2008, 02:18 PM

Still has relevance today.

MichaelP · 05-19-2008, 02:22 PM

Classic but still good

sicone · 05-19-2008, 02:23 PM

J. Falcon · 05-19-2008, 02:28 PM

stev0 · 05-19-2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie

lol.... that makes me laugh...
Well FYI for men "If you're man enough you can do your laundry and iron your clothes"

But the woman can still bring our beer?

M0nk · 05-19-2008, 10:02 PM

fucking lolz!!!!!

Fucksakes · 05-19-2008, 10:08 PM

that was great.. but a real women doesn't need to be told :P

IntenseJerry · 05-20-2008, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP

Classic but still good

Agree Michael...

04-18-2006, 02:23 PM	#1
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