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Old 09-08-2011, 10:31 AM   #1
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Old 09-08-2011, 10:48 AM   #2
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Old 09-08-2011, 11:43 AM   #5
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Title better than the contents but still
Yeah, I should have tried harder on the content, but my computer was pissing me off.

I'm being patient with Windows 7 but more and more I'm not liking it.

But I'm not ready to blame Windows 7 totally because I bought the absolute cheapest
lap top in the store. $249.

Anyone who paid what I paid for this laptop probably should hide from the internet.


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But I'm not ready to blame Windows 7 totally because I bought the absolute cheapest
lap top in the store. $249.

Anyone who paid what I paid for this laptop probably should hide from the internet.


I bought a couple of those cheap laptops for my kids. They came with Windows 7 "Basic"

It sucks. And the laptops don't have any CPU power so they suck.

So when I bought them each a DroidX smart phone...they haven't touched those laptops since.
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But I'm not ready to blame Windows 7 totally because I bought the absolute cheapest
lap top in the store. $249.
I spent £500 on a new laptop a few weeks ago and i'm not happy with it...
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:04 PM   #9
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:51 PM   #12
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I bought a couple of those cheap laptops for my kids. They came with Windows 7 "Basic"

It sucks. And the laptops don't have any CPU power so they suck.

So when I bought them each a DroidX smart phone...they haven't touched those laptops since.
Oh, no doubt that for some people these phones are going to make them
shove the computer.

The thing I do like about having a cheap computer is that when doing design/programming
these cheap computers let you know right away when you "over design".

Just because someone has a cheap computer does not mean thay don't have the
money to join a pay site; so I consider that and also I have no clue as to how many
people are using cheap computers.
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:54 PM   #14
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i feel a ban coming
Only if the admin is as fucking retarded as you are.

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people are using cheap computers.
True...though these days a "real" computer is under a grand. They all seem "cheap" compared to what we used to pay. But most computers these days in the $500 to $1000 range are pretty powerful and able to easily handle most stuff you throw at them.
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:49 PM   #18
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True...though these days a "real" computer is under a grand. They all seem "cheap" compared to what we used to pay. But most computers these days in the $500 to $1000 range are pretty powerful and able to easily handle most stuff you throw at them.
Yeah, I agree. When someone spends $500+ today for a computer they are usually
getting a very good machine.

I never look at the "super computers" though.
I mean, it's like buying a Maybach when Ford is rocking the Mustang like a MoFo!

I'm getting the Mustang man!
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Takes a genius to buy a computer with Windows 7 "Basic" on it. You have to be either completely retarded, or illiterate.
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He bought it for his kids.

Fuck them, they are little and can't kick his ass.

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