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wtfent · 06-07-2008, 11:00 AM

these girls were like 20 and 21 and we were having some drunk talk at my buddies pad that got us talking about dicks somehow when all of a sudden she asked me "well let me see yours" In a joking but not joking voice so I'm like ok you said it so I pulled it out real quick and she stares and says "nice" i laugh and I said you think so, I always thought I was small. So then she gets her friend and said look show her and she says "oh yea your totally not small" I can't ever remember being more turned on in my life, ever ever ever.

BusterBunny · 06-07-2008, 11:02 AM

congrats to the wiener

jakethedog · 06-07-2008, 11:03 AM

well you have just discovered your niche .. " Young girls who lie to you " .. it very popular . jk

Libertine · 06-07-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

So then she gets her friend and said look show her and she says "oh yea your totally not small"

So how did you enjoy your first encounter with sarcasm?

Eat My Shit · 06-07-2008, 11:17 AM

Totally not small = tiny dick

Fucking moron.

Eat My Shit · 06-07-2008, 11:21 AM

You do realize that you were the "joke" of the night . . . . . right?

They were laughing at you and your willingness to expose your tiny pee pee.

FUCK you are stupid.

Kard63 · 06-07-2008, 11:26 AM

Most embarrassing thing anyone has posted on gfy. The first one meant average when she said "nice" and the 2nd one meant small when she said "not small". I wasn't there but I'm 99% sure man, sorry.

k0nr4d · 06-07-2008, 12:41 PM

unless one of them started sucking on it later in the night, your story sucks.

Spunky · 06-07-2008, 12:43 PM

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8" ?

Slap Dot · 06-07-2008, 12:45 PM

LOL.. so did anything happen?

Kard63 · 06-07-2008, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8" ?

I blow that away.... when I measure from my asshole.

payd2purv · 06-07-2008, 12:46 PM

Reading that story gave me the gayest/lamest mental picture ever..

Who's seen the movie Ken Park? That shit creeped me out on the same level.

k0nr4d · 06-07-2008, 12:47 PM

Adultnet · 06-07-2008, 12:47 PM

why are you happy ? lol

fluffygrrl · 06-07-2008, 12:54 PM

So there's this guy. He goes to a party. Shows his dick to one girl, then to her friends. Then he comes and shows it to GFY...

I think this man can no longer be humiliated, because honestly. What more could he do ?

wtfent · 06-07-2008, 01:05 PM

lol you guys are funny. It was all good fun, the girls were both topless earlier and we were partying like crazy and they just were horny bitches. They were the biggest pervs at the party all night. i think you guys have the wrong mental picture. Im 26 and in my fuckin prime, Im in shape and i look pretty good. Im not some fat 38 year old webmaster wippin out my dick to some young girls, haha. And nah I did not get with the chicks but i did swap spit with one of them. Oh well im not looking to fuck every girl i come across. i thought this was just a funny story cause im not use to girls being pervs like this and wanting to see dudes stuff as if it was a bunch of guys wanting to see some girls tits. It was just weird. whatever

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-07-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

Oh well im not looking to fuck every girl i come across

holy shit batman! WTF is wrong with you????

ProjectNaked · 06-07-2008, 01:32 PM

don't let the haters get you down - and next time tell the to "pet your monster"

payd2purv · 06-07-2008, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

lol you guys are funny. It was all good fun, the girls were both topless earlier and we were partying like crazy and they just were horny bitches. They were the biggest pervs at the party all night. i think you guys have the wrong mental picture. Im 26 and in my fuckin prime, Im in shape and i look pretty good. Im not some fat 38 year old webmaster wippin out my dick to some young girls, haha. And nah I did not get with the chicks but i did swap spit with one of them. Oh well im not looking to fuck every girl i come across. i thought this was just a funny story cause im not use to girls being pervs like this and wanting to see dudes stuff as if it was a bunch of guys wanting to see some girls tits. It was just weird. whatever

I'm just screwing with you to be a dick :P you kno that tho.

and I knew you were young (like me) cause of your avatar.. I kno the exact situation u were in.. I prolly would haven't been man enuff to whip it out in the first place :P

VeriSexy · 06-07-2008, 01:48 PM

Yay.. rock on party on.

;)

Angelina77 · 06-07-2008, 02:18 PM

hahahaha nice story! you can tell she didnt have any experience in the field.

Due · 06-07-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

these girls were like 20 and 21 and we were having some drunk talk at my buddies pad that got us talking about dicks somehow when all of a sudden she asked me "well let me see yours" In a joking but not joking voice so I'm like ok you said it so I pulled it out real quick and she stares and says "nice" i laugh and I said you think so, I always thought I was small. So then she gets her friend and said look show her and she says "oh yea your totally not small" I can't ever remember being more turned on in my life, ever ever ever.

So how many drinks did you hand out to them after ??

Next time you tell them no and take them home at the end of the night instead

SifuE · 06-07-2008, 02:46 PM

And then you woke up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

papill0n · 06-07-2008, 03:12 PM

so did you fuck them ?

Tempest · 06-07-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog

well you have just discovered your niche .. " Young girls who lie to you " .. it very popular . jk

tony286 · 06-07-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

So how did you enjoy your first encounter with sarcasm?

be nice

After Shock Media · 06-07-2008, 04:40 PM

The problem that you have to wonder what reason two chicks wanted to see your dick after they were topless and horny is a real sad state of affairs.

Honestly the only way they could of made it even more clear was if they asked you to measure the depth of their vagina.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-07-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

Oh well im not looking to fuck every girl i come across.

translation: i suck cocks

marketsmart · 06-07-2008, 05:09 PM

if a girl asks to see your cock.. she is seeing if she wants to fuck you...

you should have said, "i will pull my cock out if you will suck it"...

then at least you get a blowjob if she decides your dick is too small to fuck her...

topnotch, standup guy · 06-07-2008, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Honestly the only way they could of made it even more clear was if they asked you to measure the depth of their vagina.

Well, in effect that's what they did. The girls wanted to see if his dip stick was long enough to get an accurate reading and, it would seem, they decided that it was not. Tough break.

NN_Matt · 06-07-2008, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

unless one of them started sucking on it later in the night, your story sucks.

LMFAO. that is hilarious.

GatorB · 06-07-2008, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8" ?

Soft? I mean he'd have to be a total loser to already have a hard on just whipping his dick out. I mean you need to act like you've shown your penis to a female before.

klinton · 06-08-2008, 01:28 AM

cfnm....

06-07-2008, 11:00 AM	#1
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	So Im at a party and for some reason a girl wants to see my dick... these girls were like 20 and 21 and we were having some drunk talk at my buddies pad that got us talking about dicks somehow when all of a sudden she asked me "well let me see yours" In a joking but not joking voice so I'm like ok you said it so I pulled it out real quick and she stares and says "nice" i laugh and I said you think so, I always thought I was small. So then she gets her friend and said look show her and she says "oh yea your totally not small" I can't ever remember being more turned on in my life, ever ever ever. __________________ ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED ICQ# 194020367 E-mail: shockingbucks(AT)gmail.com Promote something different!! Shocking Bucks

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	Most embarrassing thing anyone has posted on gfy. The first one meant average when she said "nice" and the 2nd one meant small when she said "not small". I wasn't there but I'm 99% sure man, sorry. __________________

06-07-2008, 11:17 AM	#5
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06-07-2008, 01:05 PM	#16
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	lol you guys are funny. It was all good fun, the girls were both topless earlier and we were partying like crazy and they just were horny bitches. They were the biggest pervs at the party all night. i think you guys have the wrong mental picture. Im 26 and in my fuckin prime, Im in shape and i look pretty good. Im not some fat 38 year old webmaster wippin out my dick to some young girls, haha. And nah I did not get with the chicks but i did swap spit with one of them. Oh well im not looking to fuck every girl i come across. i thought this was just a funny story cause im not use to girls being pervs like this and wanting to see dudes stuff as if it was a bunch of guys wanting to see some girls tits. It was just weird. whatever __________________ ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED ICQ# 194020367 E-mail: shockingbucks(AT)gmail.com Promote something different!! Shocking Bucks

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