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TheAmericanCannibal · 06-13-2008, 06:50 PM

This tape will get everyone's attention and curiosity for sure.

That is all I will and can say.

munki · 06-13-2008, 07:04 PM

Something new? Or that last one you showed me?

marketsmart · 06-13-2008, 07:04 PM

i know, its marky mark....

i passed on it...

sysk · 06-13-2008, 07:08 PM

PARIS HILTON

lol

JFK · 06-13-2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

To pull off the greatest publicity stunt I may ever concocted.

If you are interested in a project/ tape that I think will bring a lot of curious surfers and HUGE national publicity-

Hit me up.

kb at Kevinblatt.com

Offshore people would be key, but not completely necessary

Did You tape me in SF ?????

J$tyle$ · 06-13-2008, 07:29 PM

if it comes out you will all watch it!

J$tyle$ · 06-13-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Did You tape me in SF ?????

No, but i did take pictures

JFK · 06-13-2008, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

No, but i did take pictures

OY, I was afraid you might say that

D-Money · 06-13-2008, 08:06 PM

Here's the cast of the Love Guru.

The celeb is in there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

Spunky · 06-13-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

is it the rosanne barr sex tape that got stolen?

I'd be fapping to that

marketsmart · 06-13-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

Here's the cast of the Love Guru.

The celeb is in there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

at least say yes or no to this.. is it one of these:

simpson
alba
timberlake
brooke stone

??????

D-Money · 06-13-2008, 08:12 PM

Come on KB, tell me who it is already, I'm your brother!

At least tell us the movie!

D-Money · 06-13-2008, 08:13 PM

It's one of these celebs from this movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

D-Money · 06-13-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

at least say yes or no to this.. is it one of these:

simpson
alba
timberlake
brooke stone

??????

I don't even know yet.

I'm hoping KB slips if I name enough movies.

It could be someone listed here.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859163/

MikeSmoke · 06-13-2008, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

Here's the cast of the Love Guru.

The celeb is in there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

A Stephen Colbert sex tape?
That IS big

marketsmart · 06-13-2008, 08:33 PM

i think its marky mark...

fris · 06-13-2008, 08:37 PM

if it is jessica alba, this will be big money, and even bigger money, if it was the sex that got her pregnant

s3xnetwork · 06-13-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

It has to be done a special way
Evan doesn't have the platform and his business model wouldn't support it

I have $20k, a datacenter, tons of servers, load balancers, gigs of bandwidth, loads of traffic, 4 software developers, a business model that supports anything that equals money and whatever else you need - if it's as good as you say hit me up and I'll work with you on it.

s3xnetwork at gmail

edit: and most importantly... lawyers.

potter · 06-14-2008, 05:04 AM

im curious

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:09 AM

Without reading the thread i'm pretty sure its a crap tape. Just like the Screetch one but then even worse.

Look at what he wrote. "I have a great sex tape". Knowing how he talks if this was something awesome he would scream like a madman. I have a great sex tape means i have a lousy sextape of a c actor and basically hope someone will pay me a lot of money for it.

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

at least say yes or no to this.. is it one of these:

simpson
alba
timberlake
brooke stone

??????

Come on, dont give him too much credit. It wont be anywhere near that level.

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:12 AM

"it will get everyones curiosity"

Hahaha.

Translation: Its someone we dont want to see naked but we're curious to see him/her naked for 10 secs.

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:16 AM

Btw im not trying to bash you are anything but your whole marketing thing is so transparant and kinda lame really. If this tape was something special just make it a mpeg and put it on a dedicated website behind a member area and watch the millions role in. But hey that wont happen right? Youre looking for a sucker who will fall for your little marketing stunt and who pays you way more than than tape is worth.

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

and this is a unique spin that only a few companies I feel can do effectively.

The more i read the better it gets

Its actually amazing how 99% of you after reading all this shit still come up with names like Alba.
You think only a few companies could sell a video with Alba getting boned

Is KB really that smart or are the people here really this fucking dumb?

cranki · 06-14-2008, 05:27 AM

Ross · 06-14-2008, 05:38 AM

I remember your last thread about having the next big celebrity sex tape. That got brushed under the carpet when you failed to deliver. Betting this one will do the same thing..

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

I remember your last thread about having the next big celebrity sex tape. That got brushed under the carpet when you failed to deliver. Betting this one will do the same thing..

Obviously.

Nicky · 06-14-2008, 05:43 AM

Well one thing is for sure it's not Alba, Aniston or Sipmson like some of you guys think

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

Well one thing is for sure it's not Alba, Aniston or Sipmson like some of you guys think

VeriSexy · 06-14-2008, 06:38 AM

Odds are it's a actor not an actress

ultra100 · 06-14-2008, 06:56 AM

Try contacting RedLighRevenue.
They bought some of the famous sex tapes like Paris Hilton.

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultra100

Try contacting RedLighRevenue.
They bought some of the famous sex tapes like Paris Hilton.

They arent interested in unknown c actors.

Brujah · 06-14-2008, 08:23 AM

Vivid's always seemed interested in a marketable sex tape. Olivia Mojica, Jimi Hendrix, Jessica Superstar, Kim Kardasian, etc...

TheAmericanCannibal · 06-14-2008, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

They arent interested in unknown c actors.

Man you are so smart F -

I used to work for Red Light- in fact while the Screech tape came out-
and guess what ?

RED LIGHT DID IT!!

red Light put out Joey Buttafuoco, Chyna, and Amy Fisher-
Again you are so right....

Red Light doesn't do D list people the aforementioned are all A list actors.

Go buy a clue

TheAmericanCannibal · 06-14-2008, 08:32 AM

PS don't worry your pretty little heads-

I have two offers of WAY more than $30,000 now
I was selling it too cheap.

Brujah · 06-14-2008, 10:15 AM

Congrats on your deal, KB.

Blazing · 06-14-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Aww.. look at that handsome happy couple in your avatar!

)))) Hey PK... when do we see you again??? Xbiz show next month in vegas?? Internext??

Hope all is well....

TheAmericanCannibal · 06-14-2008, 10:58 AM

Mark

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP???

Corona · 06-14-2008, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I'd love a TUBE SITE

Sounds like it is a 30 second cell phone video not a full length movie

nico-t · 06-14-2008, 11:43 AM

yea i bet its an actor... nobody is interested in seeing an actor though, remember the tom sizemore tape? That was just funny as fuck, and was definately not a porn vid that has to get peeps off. Actresses are only interesting and can grow huge like paris hilton, nobody gives a fuck about actors. If its some c actress i dont think much peeps will be intrested but if youre selling it for $30k it HAS to be some c actress

PersianKitty · 06-14-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazing

)))) Hey PK... when do we see you again??? Xbiz show next month in vegas?? Internext??

Hope all is well....

I'll be at Internext in Florida from Aug 7th to Aug 11th.

Hope to catch up with you two then!

PK

xmas13 · 06-14-2008, 12:22 PM

Do you accept Nigerian checks and Zimbabwean dollars?

Dirty F · 06-14-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

yea i bet its an actor... nobody is interested in seeing an actor though, remember the tom sizemore tape? That was just funny as fuck, and was definately not a porn vid that has to get peeps off. Actresses are only interesting and can grow huge like paris hilton, nobody gives a fuck about actors. If its some c actress i dont think much peeps will be intrested but if youre selling it for $30k it HAS to be some c actress

Thread died out pretty quick...just like this tape will.

Varius · 06-14-2008, 01:16 PM

It's the Panda from Kung Fu Panda. You know I'm right

xentech · 06-14-2008, 01:32 PM

Franck, why must you do a line by line analysis of the whole thread? Which mentally retarded person are you trying to translate this too?

xclusive · 06-14-2008, 01:33 PM

It's probably a tape of KB jerking off to TMZ. He's a celeb now thanks to American Cannibal.

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-14-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

if it is jessica alba, this will be big money, and even bigger money, if it was the sex that got her pregnant

doesnt matter...just depends on your marketing skills..

TheAmericanCannibal · 06-14-2008, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

It's probably a tape of KB jerking off to TMZ. He's a celeb now thanks to American Cannibal.

Me wacking off is worth a lot more than $30- $50,000 UP FRONT

I blow loads bigger than Peter North

DWB · 06-14-2008, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I used to work for Red Light- in fact while the Screech tape came out-
and guess what ?

RED LIGHT DID IT!!

red Light put out Joey Buttafuoco, Chyna, and Amy Fisher-
Again you are so right....

Red Light doesn't do D list people the aforementioned are all A list actors.

Go buy a clue

Screetch is an A-List actor?

Since when?

Joey Buttafuoco, Chyna and Amy Fisher are not even actors.

If this is as hot as you are saying, RLV or Vivid would be all over it.

payd2purv · 06-14-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Without reading the thread i'm pretty sure its a crap tape. Just like the Screetch one but then even worse.

Look at what he wrote. "I have a great sex tape". Knowing how he talks if this was something awesome he would scream like a madman. I have a great sex tape means i have a lousy sextape of a c actor and basically hope someone will pay me a lot of money for it.

The screetch tape rocked... Screetch was pretty damn funny.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Without reading the thread i'm pretty sure its a crap tape. Just like the Screetch one but then even worse. Look at what he wrote. "I have a great sex tape". Knowing how he talks if this was something awesome he would scream like a madman. I have a great sex tape means i have a lousy sextape of a c actor and basically hope someone will pay me a lot of money for it.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	"it will get everyones curiosity" Hahaha. Translation: Its someone we dont want to see naked but we're curious to see him/her naked for 10 secs.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Btw im not trying to bash you are anything but your whole marketing thing is so transparant and kinda lame really. If this tape was something special just make it a mpeg and put it on a dedicated website behind a member area and watch the millions role in. But hey that wont happen right? Youre looking for a sucker who will fall for your little marketing stunt and who pays you way more than than tape is worth.

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