Press Releases? Really? Are you a fucking retard? - GoFuckYourself.com

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 06:58 AM

I understand the need to make announcements... but for the love of christ, you aren't exactly sending this to CNN or AP or Reuters.

You can't just make an announcement saying "here's the deal..." ??? you have to crack open Press Releases for Dummies and write a press release about yourself as if you are just about to launch a new drug to cure cancer and are seeking investors or as if General Electric just hired a new CEO?

And please... for the love of God... if you feel compelled to write a standard "press release" as if it really matters in this business... don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person. that only makes it worse. its fake and its condescending. Besides... why the fuck do people in this industry hire people... then make them write press releases about themselves and post them on every forum in the first place?

The only thing that is worse than all the fake press releases is watching 50 useless, sycophant, ass kissing jackoffs congratulate you.

Companies in this industry have a short lifespan... employees have an even shorter lifespan. In 90% of cases, congratulating someone for getting a job in this biz is like congratulating a whore for sucking a cock in a different part of town. not really much point to it... besides, we all know how it will end "i've decided to move on, our parting was amicable, they are a great bunch of guys, i wish them nothing but the best... and i've got some really great things cooking that i'm really excited about, so stay tuned!!..." YAAAWWWWWN!

polish_aristocrat · 06-23-2008, 07:17 AM

Congrats bro. Mike is a top notch guy and awesome to work with

Juicy D. Links · 06-23-2008, 07:20 AM

June 23 2008

For Immediate Release

Yo I am so messed up from weekend

-Thx

JUicy

lololl thats my PR for weekend

mona · 06-23-2008, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

June 23 2008

For Immediate Release

Yo I am so messed up from weekend

-Thx

JUicy

lololl thats my PR for weekend

Haha, that was awesome

Quagmire · 06-23-2008, 07:24 AM

methinks someone didn't get and nookie this weekend.

Mickey_ · 06-23-2008, 07:25 AM

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 07:35 AM

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

methinks someone didn't get and nookie this weekend.

actually, quite the opposite.. i am afraid i got chlamydia this weekend.

mikeyddddd · 06-23-2008, 07:48 AM

stickyfingerz · 06-23-2008, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

actually, quite the opposite.. i am afraid i got chlamydia this weekend.

Sorry about that. I thought the pills had knocked it out already.

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Sorry about that. I thought the pills had knocked it out already.

my attorneys are currently investigating your possible legal liabilities for insisting you were wearing a condom when in fact, you clearly weren't. additionally, we will subpoena your medical records and extensive depositions with your past boyfriends.

of course, we are open to settlement discussions

JayDeeZee · 06-23-2008, 08:20 AM

I agree that the standard press release isn't suitable for the boards, but it is necessary for the various industry publications.

Marketing 101 - make the message fit the media

A lazy marketer won't take the time to write 2 different communications.

HorseShit · 06-23-2008, 08:30 AM

I agree, they are rather stupid, especially the annoying 3rd person ones

tranza · 06-23-2008, 08:32 AM

Do you really care man??

Dirty F · 06-23-2008, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

Sad isnt it? These anouncements are just too funny. They sound as if theres a new president in the white house while its just another retard sales rep who will be gone before i can remember his name.

Dirty F · 06-23-2008, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

Man if i got a dollar for everytime...

AmateurFlix · 06-23-2008, 08:35 AM

ahhahahahahahahahaha

finally, well said.

every time I read one of those the very first thought that comes to mind is "pretentious asshole"

DWB · 06-23-2008, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

Bwahahahahaha!!

That pretty much nails it. Nice.

Due · 06-23-2008, 08:41 AM

Sorry man, it was the first and only time my daughter turned 2, I'll refrain myself from further press releases regarding our trip to burger king and the playground

P.S. does that also exclude press releases about her potty training?

Robbie · 06-23-2008, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Do you really care man??

you've sucked so much virtual cock on this board that i'm totally surprised you haven't drowned in a pool of sperm

you must wear a life jacket when you post

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...archid=2319785

Babaganoosh · 06-23-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

you've sucked so much virtual cock on this board that i'm totally surprised you haven't drowned in a pool of sperm

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...archid=2319785

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

ro8in · 06-23-2008, 08:48 AM

I also feel this biz needs some more original ways.. I'm also pretty tired of those webmasters making themselves a welcome thread on the boards under their models name and having 432423 bumpers welcome him (her) Like they really have no clue its not really her posting

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

his most recent posts today...:

I'll be watching this thread closely....
We love you too Juicy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you really care man??
Pathetic or not, that guy will be banking from it.
Happy birthday man!!
That's great news!!
That seems like an awesome trip to go with single friends!
Some nice pics there!!
They're really hot girls!
Hot girls!!
Nice...good luck!
Looks great!
She has a nice body!!!
Looks nice!!
Hot pics!
Hahaha...nice
First one!
Nice list!!
The last one is scary!!
They're hot!!!

woj · 06-23-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

Juicy D. Links · 06-23-2008, 09:03 AM

fyi i like girls.

Mister E · 06-23-2008, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

actually, quite the opposite.. i am afraid i got chlamydia this weekend.

hmmmm

The Yeaster Bunny is such a SLUT

Violetta · 06-23-2008, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

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And please... for the love of God... if you feel compelled to write a standard "press release" as if it really matters in this business... don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person. that only makes it worse.

The only thing that is worse than all the fake press releases is watching 50 useless, sycophant, ass kissing jackoffs congratulate you.

Congrats! Good luck and everything else!

crockett · 06-23-2008, 09:13 AM

Yea press releases are so fucking stupid and I hate these retards that talk about them self in "3rd person". It's like no one fucking cares just make and announcement and quit acting like a putz.

CDSmith · 06-23-2008, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

you've sucked so much virtual cock on this board that i'm totally surprised you haven't drowned in a pool of sperm

you must wear a life jacket when you post

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...archid=2319785

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

his most recent posts today...:

I'll be watching this thread closely....
We love you too Juicy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you really care man??
Pathetic or not, that guy will be banking from it.
Happy birthday man!!
That's great news!!
That seems like an awesome trip to go with single friends!
Some nice pics there!!
They're really hot girls!
Hot girls!!
Nice...good luck!
Looks great!
She has a nice body!!!
Looks nice!!
Hot pics!
Hahaha...nice
First one!
Nice list!!
The last one is scary!!
They're hot!!!

You're on a roll today.

Nailed the press release thing too.

gandalfuy · 06-23-2008, 09:44 AM

ok, convincent enough.
i wont.

Honez · 06-23-2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You're on a roll today.

I am on a roll today too. Mine is a sesame seeded kaiser.

payd2purv · 06-23-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

I understand the need to make announcements... but for the love of christ, you aren't exactly sending this to CNN or AP or Reuters.

You can't just make an announcement saying "here's the deal..." ??? you have to crack open Press Releases for Dummies and write a press release about yourself as if you are just about to launch a new drug to cure cancer and are seeking investors or as if General Electric just hired a new CEO?

And please... for the love of God... if you feel compelled to write a standard "press release" as if it really matters in this business... don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person. that only makes it worse. its fake and its condescending. Besides... why the fuck do people in this industry hire people... then make them write press releases about themselves and post them on every forum in the first place?

The only thing that is worse than all the fake press releases is watching 50 useless, sycophant, ass kissing jackoffs congratulate you.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Thats what I said in the other thread.. So lame..

It wouldn't be so lame if it was from the company itself putting out the press and not the person that got hired..

gornyhuy · 06-23-2008, 10:30 AM

Ooof this thread is sooooo painfully true.
Nice work.

tony286 · 06-23-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"

That is too funny and so true.

SBJ · 06-23-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I am on a roll today too. Mine is a sesame seeded kaiser.

mmm sounds good.

The staff at Silent Bucks would like to make a announcement that we approve of Honez eating a seeded kaiser and would like to also let you know we will be releasing a press release on what the owner of silent bucks decides to eat for lunch at a later time

Honez · 06-23-2008, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

mmm sounds good.

The staff at Silent Bucks would like to make a announcement that we approve of Honez eating a seeded kaiser and would like to also let you know we will be releasing a press release on what the owner of silent bucks decides to eat for lunch at a later time

Shouldn't I make the release about me eating the seeded kaiser?

HorseShit · 06-23-2008, 10:46 AM

i ate a ham and swiss sandwich from tim hortons for lunch

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Shouldn't I make the release about me eating the seeded kaiser?

you should write a release about how your relationship with the Kaiser has ended amicably and express how you wish each other the best and have really grown together and shall remain great friends in the future.

Tom_PM · 06-23-2008, 10:51 AM

For immediate release:

baddog · 06-23-2008, 10:51 AM

Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception.

Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.

SBJ · 06-23-2008, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Shouldn't I make the release about me eating the seeded kaiser?

yes you should. We thought you you would've already done so by now.

For immediate release our entire staff at silent bucks is now taking a mandatory restroom break and will return to work at a later time

CDSmith · 06-23-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I am on a roll today too. Mine is a sesame seeded kaiser.

Can I get an order of you in a restaurant?

I'll have the Honelynn on rye, with a pickle on the side, thanks.

Hold the press release.

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception.

Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.

of course you're right! everyone understands the SEO benefits of backlinks from these PR0 threads on GFY and that they pass a lot of juice. this is how i rank so well for "Bro, I need somewhere to sleep at internext, can i sleep on your hotel room floor"

CurrentlySober · 06-23-2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception.

Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.

QFT

Theres some GREAT milage to be had with press releases...

Tom_PM · 06-23-2008, 11:06 AM

When Juicy is about to blow, he always shouts "For immediate release!". It's his thing. It's his thing that he does.

baddog · 06-23-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

of course you're right! everyone understands the SEO benefits of backlinks from these PR0 threads on GFY and that they pass a lot of juice. this is how i rank so well for "Bro, I need somewhere to sleep at internext, can i sleep on your hotel room floor"

If you are only submitting your PR to GFY, then you really need to talk to someone that knows what they are doing.

Pleasurepays · 06-23-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

If you are only submitting your PR to GFY, then you really need to talk to someone that knows what they are doing.

i think most people got that i was talking about press releases on forums like GFY, not press releases to news sites.

;)

baddog · 06-23-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i think most people got that i was talking about press releases on forums like GFY, not press releases to news sites.

;)

If you are promoting an adult product, and you are submitting your PR to PRadult, XBIZ, AVN, Klixxx or any of the others, it certainly doesn't hurt to get additional eyes by hitting a forum like GFY.

JFK · 06-23-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

i ate a ham and swiss sandwich from tim hortons for lunch

was it Kosher ?

06-23-2008, 06:58 AM	#1
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Press Releases? Really? Are you a fucking retard? I understand the need to make announcements... but for the love of christ, you aren't exactly sending this to CNN or AP or Reuters. You can't just make an announcement saying "here's the deal..." ??? you have to crack open Press Releases for Dummies and write a press release about yourself as if you are just about to launch a new drug to cure cancer and are seeking investors or as if General Electric just hired a new CEO? And please... for the love of God... if you feel compelled to write a standard "press release" as if it really matters in this business... don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person. that only makes it worse. its fake and its condescending. Besides... why the fuck do people in this industry hire people... then make them write press releases about themselves and post them on every forum in the first place? The only thing that is worse than all the fake press releases is watching 50 useless, sycophant, ass kissing jackoffs congratulate you. Companies in this industry have a short lifespan... employees have an even shorter lifespan. In 90% of cases, congratulating someone for getting a job in this biz is like congratulating a whore for sucking a cock in a different part of town. not really much point to it... besides, we all know how it will end "i've decided to move on, our parting was amicable, they are a great bunch of guys, i wish them nothing but the best... and i've got some really great things cooking that i'm really excited about, so stay tuned!!..." YAAAWWWWWN!

06-23-2008, 07:17 AM	#2
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Congrats bro. Mike is a top notch guy and awesome to work with __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

06-23-2008, 07:24 AM	#5
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	methinks someone didn't get and nookie this weekend. __________________

06-23-2008, 07:25 AM	#6
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06-23-2008, 07:35 AM	#7
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	(writes about himself on behalf of the "company") "XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success" 3 months later "To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address" Last edited by Pleasurepays; 06-23-2008 at 07:37 AM..

06-23-2008, 07:20 AM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	June 23 2008 For Immediate Release Yo I am so messed up from weekend -Thx JUicy lololl thats my PR for weekend

06-23-2008, 07:48 AM	#9
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06-23-2008, 08:20 AM	#12
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	I agree that the standard press release isn't suitable for the boards, but it is necessary for the various industry publications. Marketing 101 - make the message fit the media A lazy marketer won't take the time to write 2 different communications. __________________

06-23-2008, 08:30 AM	#13
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	I agree, they are rather stupid, especially the annoying 3rd person ones

06-23-2008, 08:32 AM	#14
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Do you really care man?? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

06-23-2008, 08:35 AM	#17
AmateurFlix Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,762	ahhahahahahahahahaha finally, well said. every time I read one of those the very first thought that comes to mind is "pretentious asshole" __________________

06-23-2008, 08:41 AM	#19
Due Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Murrieta, CA Posts: 3,620	Sorry man, it was the first and only time my daughter turned 2, I'll refrain myself from further press releases regarding our trip to burger king and the playground P.S. does that also exclude press releases about her potty training? __________________ I buy plugs Skype: Due_Global /Due

06-23-2008, 08:48 AM	#23
ro8in Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,542	I also feel this biz needs some more original ways.. I'm also pretty tired of those webmasters making themselves a welcome thread on the boards under their models name and having 432423 bumpers welcome him (her) Like they really have no clue its not really her posting __________________ ------ Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

06-23-2008, 09:03 AM	#26
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	fyi i like girls.

06-23-2008, 09:13 AM	#29
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Yea press releases are so fucking stupid and I hate these retards that talk about them self in "3rd person". It's like no one fucking cares just make and announcement and quit acting like a putz. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

06-23-2008, 09:44 AM	#31
gandalfuy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Montevideo, Uruguay. Posts: 4,686	ok, convincent enough. i wont. __________________ I'm not back.

06-23-2008, 10:30 AM	#34
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Ooof this thread is sooooo painfully true. Nice work. __________________ icq:159548293

06-23-2008, 10:46 AM	#38
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	i ate a ham and swiss sandwich from tim hortons for lunch

06-23-2008, 10:51 AM	#40
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	For immediate release: __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

06-23-2008, 10:51 AM	#41
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Usually I think you are pretty right on. This is the exception. Press releases are great link building tools. Any phrase that I am going for is a lot easier to obtain with the clever use of press releases.

06-23-2008, 11:06 AM	#46
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	When Juicy is about to blow, he always shouts "For immediate release!". It's his thing. It's his thing that he does. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.