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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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Well, this years talent went down to the wire, but in the end we made the best call. We are proud to announce the Playerz Balll will be featuring DJ Dig Dug, DJ Space Invaders, DJ Asteroids and DJ Donkey Kong and a special guest performance featuring Weiner Jenkins and the Bluegrass Trio Surprisingly we still have some sponsor spots available. |
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
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Another Special Announcement!!!
We are currently in negotiations with Continental Africas hottest selling group, Mhbabwei Humbuthu and the Genociders to play at the Playerz Balll. Contact me for VIP Passes |
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: bumfuck, ky
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rofl, ok, that made me laugh....twice
so true though how did he go from such huge names to a local band that no one knows? i mean don't get me wrong, I bet they are fun as hell and everyone will love them, but wow, what a drastic turn maybe not enough sponsors? |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I still have 4 HD plasma TV for sale if anybody need Tv.
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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perverted justice decoy
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
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i hadn't seen the real thread yet i was actually stoked when i read the first "fake" name in this thread ;)
http://www.thedjlist.com/djs/DIG-DUG/
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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Tupac and Biggy put on a SICK show!!!
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
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you know you need money to pay for top talent. you need BIG money. So... that means you need sponsors. BUT... you don't have a product to sell yet. what you then need to do is to create an impression that you not only have a great product to sell, but you also add a sense of urgency and let people know that you only have a few spots left and they are going fast (see QVC) so.... you start telling everyone that you are currently in negotiations to bring Elvis Presley back from the dead... you start hinting that he's going to be doing two sets, live with Johnny Cash and let it be known that you are looking for sponsors. but you be casual about it. never act or sound desperate. then you see who bites. you keep trying to sell a product that doesn't exist, hoping that you can generate enough sponsor dollars to then be able to go pay for that big talent. then in the end, you come back with a bunch of drama about negotiations, this guy, that guy, the agents, more negotiations, what Donald Trump had to say about it all but let everyone know that everything is moving forward, great news expected soon yadda yadda yadda... then... when its all said and done.. you have what you have... some has-beens and you have to explain who they are to potential attendees and sponsors who are now scratching their heads, wondering what the fuck just happened and feeling like they just got suckered into trading in their new 2008 lexus for a beat up 1989 camaro in a straight trade. in the end, the final result is nothing more than a reflection of your ability to pre-sell something that never existed in the first place, to people who were skeptical and already realize that poor return on sponsoring events is barely worth the need to be seen as solid, upstanding members of the bro club in the year 2008. |
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