Every House I Buy Seems To Have Spiders (Pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 06:54 PM

This fucker scared the shit out of the wife.

If you ever buy property in Sarasota FL make sure you own a gun

This was taken in the kitchen this afternoon while preping the house for a showing

opulence · 07-11-2008, 06:56 PM

JESUS christ!!! and I thought the house I live in had big spiders (about 1/2 the size of that monster)

Deej · 07-11-2008, 06:56 PM

makes me want to put socks on...

Deej · 07-11-2008, 06:56 PM

Spiders gotta have a place to live too...

Jarmusch · 07-11-2008, 06:56 PM

Fuck how did you kill it?

GrouchyAdmin · 07-11-2008, 06:57 PM

The original SpiderClock. Don't fuck with Australian spiders.

Deej · 07-11-2008, 06:57 PM

weird, my posts split and jumped... Wtf Gfy

bignasty · 07-11-2008, 06:58 PM

damn that things huge, wonder what kind it is

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Fuck how did you kill it?

I hit him with raid max for hornets and wasps and he assumed the fetal position.

I have all kinds of pictures of spiders out here, the other house around the corner that we cant seem to sell for shit has black widow spiders walking around like people.... this may have something to do with it being on the market for two years

Altheon · 07-11-2008, 07:02 PM

If that is one of those brown recluse spiders, kill it fast and be careful doing it.

Deej · 07-11-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

I hiot him with raid max for hornets and wasps and he assumed the fetal position.

I have all kinds of pictures of spiders out here, the other house around the corner that we cant seem to sell for shit has black widow spiders walking around like people.... this may have something to do with it being on the market for two years

have you tried bombing?

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Originally Posted by Altheon

If that is one of those brown recluse spiders, kill it fast and be careful doing it.

that is NOT a recluse... thats like a hobo or wolf spider... a bit big for a hobo too i think so im leaning towards wolf

sicone · 07-11-2008, 07:08 PM

Fucking huge

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 07:13 PM

Yeah we looked him up and found that he was called a hunter spider

They can bite thru a toenail

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

have you tried bombing?

that is NOT a recluse... thats like a hobo or wolf spider... a bit big for a hobo too i think so im leaning towards wolf

lmao we were told bombing dosent kill spiders ... that plus its against association rules

Deej · 07-11-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver

lmao we were told bombing dosent kill spiders ... that plus its against association rules

so, theres no general plan around there to combat deadly spiders? do you hire midgets with blow guns?

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

so, theres no general plan around there to combat deadly spiders? do you hire midgets with blow guns?

You have to hire pro's yadda yadda but we had orkin out twice and the first time it seemed to help

but since we are not living in the house we are just going to wait until we have a solid sale locked in and bomb the place anyway plus warn the new owners

Deej · 07-11-2008, 07:28 PM

shitty...

DefaultMan · 07-11-2008, 07:30 PM

That's not a spider...that things a fucking lobster!

qxm · 07-11-2008, 07:33 PM

nothing a broom can't fix.......

papill0n · 07-11-2008, 07:38 PM

every house you buy lol

the content guy · 07-11-2008, 07:38 PM

I'm in Florida too on the other side of you, got those big fuck spiders too but we also have a fuckload of big ass black scorpions. thes fuckers are like 6 inches long. I guess it depends on the weather but on a good week we'll find 2 of the fuckers inside the house. It's a pain in the ass at night when you get up to take a piss. So far been lucky and haven't stepped on one. Needless to say a vacuum works great. oh, btw before I get the bash posts about the slum I live in, it's a 4,000 sf house on the water we just renovated after the hurricanes in 04, not a shack.

Shamus McFamous · 07-11-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

have you tried bombing?

that is NOT a recluse... thats like a hobo or wolf spider... a bit big for a hobo too i think so im leaning towards wolf

It's a wolf spider without a doubt. I breed them for Hollywood films.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

every house you buy lol

well not everyone...

but we have purchased 3 homes in s sarasota siesta key area and all 3 have had spiders

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-11-2008, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by the content guy

I'm in Florida too on the other side of you, got those big fuck spiders too but we also have a fuckload of big ass black scorpions. thes fuckers are like 6 inches long. I guess it depends on the weather but on a good week we'll find 2 of the fuckers inside the house. It's a pain in the ass at night when you get up to take a piss. So far been lucky and haven't stepped on one. Needless to say a vacuum works great. oh, btw before I get the bash posts about the slum I live in, it's a 4,000 sf house on the water we just renovated after the hurricanes in 04, not a shack.

yep same here. dont know if I could deal ith the scorpions though

we have been lucky i guess not to have those

st0ned · 07-11-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

The original SpiderClock. Don't fuck with Australian spiders.

LMFAO! I about spit my drink out when I saw that, the post above "How did you kill it?". I thought it was pussyserver posting the aftermath pic.

woj · 07-11-2008, 08:00 PM

damn, that thing is huge...

Kudles · 07-11-2008, 08:53 PM

Ahhh! I got those same ones too when I moved into my house! Careful they JUMP!!!

V_RocKs · 07-11-2008, 08:57 PM

You need to buy houses without spiders.

Spunky · 07-11-2008, 08:59 PM

They wait until you sleep and then bite you..sneaky bastards

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-12-2008, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biddy

Ahhh! I got those same ones too when I moved into my house! Careful they JUMP!!!

yep he jumped when the raid hit em

I did some research and found out that they eat other spiders ... now iwish i had let him live

Iron Fist · 07-12-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

The original SpiderClock. Don't fuck with Australian spiders.

TBH... I was expecting that pic first .. but nice to see we were thinking along the same lines.

Zuzana Designs · 07-12-2008, 08:05 AM

WOW I hate spiders !!!!

Sosa · 07-12-2008, 08:05 AM

fucker would scare me

BlackCrayon · 07-12-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

You have to hire pro's yadda yadda but we had orkin out twice and the first time it seemed to help

but since we are not living in the house we are just going to wait until we have a solid sale locked in and bomb the place anyway plus warn the new owners

lol, heres the keys...oh and btw, there are a bunch of black widows so watch your step. I'm glad i live in canada.

justinsain · 07-12-2008, 08:17 AM

A friend had this old beat up car we used to go to the beach in. Didn't have to worry about getting the seats wet or sand on the floor board. Anyways, one day we were riding in it, he was driving his girlfriend was in the passenger seat and I was in the back seat.

I look up and there is a spider just like the one in this thread same size and everything and it's on the headliner next to the dome light right above us. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide. They don't see it yet. I'm trying to remain calm but imagine what would happen if that thing drops down on my friends neck or something. I tell him to pull over NOW and he's like what? I didn't want them to look up because she would have jumped out of the car. I tell nim to pull over again and this time he does. We bail and then I point out the problem. Of course she freaks. I went and got a broom from a nearby store and chased the monster out of the car and then it was on to the beach

Scott McD · 07-12-2008, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver

I'd be screaming like a girl if i saw that in my house.

Black_Widow · 07-12-2008, 08:51 AM

Ghetto spiders

nexxus · 07-12-2008, 08:54 AM

Fuck spiders...just kill them all, I'll take the consequences, just get rid of them.

the content guy · 07-12-2008, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

lol, heres the keys...oh and btw, there are a bunch of black widows so watch your step. I'm glad i live in canada.

oh shit yeah there are black widows in Florida. I went to adjust the pool timer one day and when I opened the box a damned black widow was is there. This place is a breeding ground for all types of nuisances. One morning there was a coral snake in the back yard, managed to kill it with a shovel but those things are bad, the only company that made the antivenin stopped making it and the existing supplies are really hard to find.

Come to think of it, I'm starting to hate this place, If any of you want to live in paradise, I will sell for 1.2 mil, and it's appraised for 1.5
hit me up

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-12-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by the content guy

oh shit yeah there are black widows in Florida. I went to adjust the pool timer one day and when I opened the box a damned black widow was is there. This place is a breeding ground for all types of nuisances. One morning there was a coral snake in the back yard, managed to kill it with a shovel but those things are bad, the only company that made the antivenin stopped making it and the existing supplies are really hard to find.

Come to think of it, I'm starting to hate this place, If any of you want to live in paradise, I will sell for 1.2 mil, and it's appraised for 1.5
hit me up

lmao

yep those snakes are everywhere lol

The first time mywife told me she saw one I didnt believe her

then one night I jeard something yelp then yelp then screech then stop

I walked out back and sure enough a huge snake was eating a wild rabbit right on our deck I freaked the fuck out I wnet inside and grabbed a bottle of rubbing alchohol as it was the only thing I find thinking if i throw it in the snakes eyes he would go away but nope that fucker sat there and ate the rabbit

we watched the whole thing for about 2 hours then went to sleep

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-12-2008, 09:06 AM

I also know a guy who lives south of me in fort myers who had a huge gator die in his pool

he came out and there it was belly up a 6-7 foot gator dead in his pool. He had left the door open for his dog that likes to run ito the woods out back

fucker is lucky to be alive

jollyperv · 07-12-2008, 09:12 AM

Oh man, don't know if I could recover after seeing that thing in my house

tony286 · 07-12-2008, 09:13 AM

That is scary. I dont like bugs.

the content guy · 07-12-2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

I also know a guy who lives south of me in fort myers who had a huge gator die in his pool

he came out and there it was belly up a 6-7 foot gator dead in his pool. He had left the door open for his dog that likes to run ito the woods out back

fucker is lucky to be alive

The gators are the only problem we don't have thank god, we have a 30 foot bank and it's salt water, but there is an estuary behind us that's brackish but I fenced in the acre behind us so it would be rare to have a gator get in. I also put flood lights in the back yard for when I let the dogs out at night.

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opulence Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 273	JESUS christ!!! and I thought the house I live in had big spiders (about 1/2 the size of that monster)

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justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	A friend had this old beat up car we used to go to the beach in. Didn't have to worry about getting the seats wet or sand on the floor board. Anyways, one day we were riding in it, he was driving his girlfriend was in the passenger seat and I was in the back seat. I look up and there is a spider just like the one in this thread same size and everything and it's on the headliner next to the dome light right above us. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide. They don't see it yet. I'm trying to remain calm but imagine what would happen if that thing drops down on my friends neck or something. I tell him to pull over NOW and he's like what? I didn't want them to look up because she would have jumped out of the car. I tell nim to pull over again and this time he does. We bail and then I point out the problem. Of course she freaks. I went and got a broom from a nearby store and chased the monster out of the car and then it was on to the beach

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pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	I also know a guy who lives south of me in fort myers who had a huge gator die in his pool he came out and there it was belly up a 6-7 foot gator dead in his pool. He had left the door open for his dog that likes to run ito the woods out back fucker is lucky to be alive

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