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JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 05:39 AM

Hello GFY. I have a lot of spare time, so I decided that I?d try my luck here. I?m not really desperate as I have some money coming in from different sources, but I?d like to make more with my time. I will consider all fair offers and reply to them, even if uninterested in the proposition. Obviously, your privacy is guaranteed.

I hate resumes, so I?ll just post here who I am and what I do.

I?m 26 years old and have extensive experience on the Internet and about 2 years specifically in adult. I know my way around the net, where to find what I need, who to contact, and what to do. I have some SEO experience with proven results (can provide examples if you want) but above all things, I am a great team leader. I can handle designers and programmers to complete tasks in time and send status reports up above. My communication skills with customers and coworkers are excellent.

I?m familiar with everything related to our business in all flavors of Windows and know some Linux (enough to do basic tasks on servers).

My data analysis skills are good, meaning that I can read, interpret and create charts, graphs, statistics, etc.

I read, speak, and write flawlessly in English and Spanish and do well interpreting text in romance languages such as Portuguese and Italian.

My eyes have good taste in judging designs and I can build great websites if I have designers at my disposal. I do a good job at organizing the information that needs to be displayed so that it is neatly presented to the viewer while making sure that the message gets across.

I have some previous experience in smaller affiliate programs as team leader and affiliate manager. I can provide references and samples of my work on request from serious offers. I?ve also selected and hired personnel for different areas.

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

Please send me an email to [email protected] or leave your contact information here and I will send you an email.

Due to several factors I am unable to relocate at this time, so I can only take offers for remote positions.

The Duck · 07-10-2008, 05:47 AM

Bump for ya, if you work really cheap I can hire you.

blademaster16 · 07-10-2008, 05:49 AM

good luck mate

tiptop · 07-10-2008, 05:52 AM

good luck dude

Walrus · 07-10-2008, 05:57 AM

Hard times. . .

Klen · 07-10-2008, 05:59 AM

Lol at nick.Does that mean you will change your nick when you get job ?

tranza · 07-10-2008, 06:04 AM

Good luck!

tahiti · 07-10-2008, 06:24 AM

good luck to you man!

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 07:11 AM

Thanks!

Also, thanks for the emails sent. I will start replying to them in a couple of hours.

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn

don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards

these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

I know it seems to be the standard, yes... :P

blademaster16 · 07-10-2008, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

Octopus · 07-10-2008, 07:39 AM

good luck !!!

raven1083 · 07-10-2008, 07:42 AM

good luck to you!

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn

I know it seems to be the standard, yes... :P

go get some drugs and then update resume

DatingGameExpert · 07-10-2008, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

AHAHAHAHA. Juicy you are almost as good as me.

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 09:32 AM

Keep those emails coming in! I'm lovin' some of these offers. Don't be afraid, I'm not expensive because I usually save the money I'd use in drugs.

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 09:50 AM

Change this :

I have some college completed, don’t do drugs, never been in jail, I don’t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

To this:

I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

seeric · 07-10-2008, 09:53 AM

welcome to the zoo

nikki99 · 07-10-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-10-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

[SIZE="6"]I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

If he had those qualifications he wouldn't be looking for a job, because he would be an Affiliate Manager...

P.S. Good luck JJ.

ADG

CyberAgeGary · 07-10-2008, 11:04 AM

Where are you located John?

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary

Where are you located John?

Gary, I'm in South America for the time being.

I've replied to all the emails I've gotten so far and would like to get more.

I have a mainstream job interview tomorrow and don't really want to do it because it might be boring. If the money's good, I'll have to take it, but I'd rather stay in adult which is why I'm posting here.

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 01:11 PM

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

u change the resume? as per my suggestions?

Change this :

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

To this:

I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 01:44 PM

Sorry, can't edit after 3 mins. :P

Was this a part of Rochard's legacy?

Gillespie · 07-10-2008, 04:23 PM

Good luck!

SifuE · 07-10-2008, 04:24 PM

good luck bump!

GrouchyAdmin · 07-10-2008, 04:24 PM

Oddly, I never broke any of those listed, either, until I "made it" in adult.

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 05:17 PM

Thanks for the bumps and the positive vibe.

Anyway, so far some of these offers seemed interesting but didn't quite work out, so I'm back where I started. Still waiting to get some more emails.

You can also contact me via ICQ: 396379738

DatingGameExpert · 07-10-2008, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

u change the resume? as per my suggestions?

Change this :

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

To this:

I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

Maybe he will change it if you post that for a 3rd time?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-10-2008, 05:39 PM

Hired!

If you check out and we come to terms on numbers..... [email protected]

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 05:57 PM

Jon, I've sent you an email.

_Rush_ · 07-10-2008, 07:09 PM

Bump for John!

bloggingseo · 07-10-2008, 07:37 PM

Good luck! MOST people on here (not all though, there are a few pearls out there that pay well) only want to pay third world country wages and not wages that even equal to a few days of minimum wage here in the USA for a 40 hr week. Trust me! Maybe you'll get lucky! If you live in the Phillipines where a 100 USD makes you live the good life, then GFY is the place for you!

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo

Good luck! MOST people on here (not all though, there are a few pearls out there that pay well) only want to pay third world country wages and not wages that even equal to a few days of minimum wage here in the USA for a 40 hr week. Trust me! Maybe you'll get lucky! If you live in the Phillipines where a 100 USD makes you live the good life, then GFY is the place for you!

This is obviously the kind of work I am not looking for. I have a realistic vision of what I'm worth and will not take anything less.

st0ned · 07-10-2008, 07:44 PM

Good luck! If you are still available feel free to hit me up, maybe we can work something out. fizuct/at/gmail.com

MediaGuy · 07-10-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn

Hello GFY. I have a lot of spare time, so I decided that I?d try my luck here. I?m not really desperate as I have some money coming in from different sources, but I?d like to make more with my time. I will consider all fair offers and reply to them, even if uninterested in the proposition. Obviously, your privacy is guaranteed.

I hate resumes, so I?ll just post here who I am and what I do.

I?m 26 years old and have extensive experience on the Internet and about 2 years specifically in adult. I know my way around the net, where to find what I need, who to contact, and what to do. I have some SEO experience with proven results (can provide examples if you want) but above all things, I am a great team leader. I can handle designers and programmers to complete tasks in time and send status reports up above. My communication skills with customers and coworkers are excellent.

I?m familiar with everything related to our business in all flavors of Windows and know some Linux (enough to do basic tasks on servers).

My data analysis skills are good, meaning that I can read, interpret and create charts, graphs, statistics, etc.

I read, speak, and write flawlessly in English and Spanish and do well interpreting text in romance languages such as Portuguese and Italian.

My eyes have good taste in judging designs and I can build great websites if I have designers at my disposal. I do a good job at organizing the information that needs to be displayed so that it is neatly presented to the viewer while making sure that the message gets across.

I have some previous experience in smaller affiliate programs as team leader and affiliate manager. I can provide references and samples of my work on request from serious offers. I?ve also selected and hired personnel for different areas.

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

Please send me an email to [email protected] or leave your contact information here and I will send you an email.

Due to several factors I am unable to relocate at this time, so I can only take offers for remote positions.

...is your penis photogenic?

JoblessJohn · 07-10-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy

...is your penis photogenic?

Sorry, not looking to stunt cock.

JoblessJohn · 07-11-2008, 05:54 AM

Morning caffeine bump.

lhizy_05 · 07-11-2008, 06:12 AM

goodluck man!!!

JoblessJohn · 07-11-2008, 10:18 AM

Thanks! I appreciate it!

JoblessJohn · 07-17-2008, 02:48 PM

I'm in talks with an interesting proposition. Still waiting to hear their final decision. In the meantime, I'm still open to any offers.

Angel Martin · 07-23-2008, 04:46 PM

good luck mate ;)

Angel Martin · 07-23-2008, 04:47 PM

good luck mate ;)

JoblessJohn · 07-23-2008, 05:49 PM

I figured this thread got bumped. I started getting emails and ICQs again.

Thanks Angel Martin!

JoblessJohn · 12-10-2008, 09:21 AM

Here's another bump.

Khulan · 12-10-2008, 05:09 PM

I have seen a couple of job ads on GFY board. Looks like GFY has been a job ad board. Good luck!

TRe$yNFuL · 12-10-2008, 05:44 PM

Good luck bump for you man.

JoblessJohn · 12-10-2008, 07:32 PM

Thanks for the bumps.

I've been doing lots of freelance stuff here and there, but I'd really like something a bit more stable.

07-10-2008, 05:39 AM	#1
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Looking for a job Hello GFY. I have a lot of spare time, so I decided that I?d try my luck here. I?m not really desperate as I have some money coming in from different sources, but I?d like to make more with my time. I will consider all fair offers and reply to them, even if uninterested in the proposition. Obviously, your privacy is guaranteed. I hate resumes, so I?ll just post here who I am and what I do. I?m 26 years old and have extensive experience on the Internet and about 2 years specifically in adult. I know my way around the net, where to find what I need, who to contact, and what to do. I have some SEO experience with proven results (can provide examples if you want) but above all things, I am a great team leader. I can handle designers and programmers to complete tasks in time and send status reports up above. My communication skills with customers and coworkers are excellent. I?m familiar with everything related to our business in all flavors of Windows and know some Linux (enough to do basic tasks on servers). My data analysis skills are good, meaning that I can read, interpret and create charts, graphs, statistics, etc. I read, speak, and write flawlessly in English and Spanish and do well interpreting text in romance languages such as Portuguese and Italian. My eyes have good taste in judging designs and I can build great websites if I have designers at my disposal. I do a good job at organizing the information that needs to be displayed so that it is neatly presented to the viewer while making sure that the message gets across. I have some previous experience in smaller affiliate programs as team leader and affiliate manager. I can provide references and samples of my work on request from serious offers. I?ve also selected and hired personnel for different areas. I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry. As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Please send me an email to [email protected] or leave your contact information here and I will send you an email. Due to several factors I am unable to relocate at this time, so I can only take offers for remote positions.

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07-10-2008, 09:32 AM	#17
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Keep those emails coming in! I'm lovin' some of these offers. Don't be afraid, I'm not expensive because I usually save the money I'd use in drugs.

07-10-2008, 09:50 AM	#18
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Change this : I have some college completed, don’t do drugs, never been in jail, I don’t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry. As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? To this: I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards. As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

07-10-2008, 09:53 AM	#19
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07-10-2008, 01:11 PM	#24
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Bump for the afternoon crowd.

07-10-2008, 01:44 PM	#26
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Sorry, can't edit after 3 mins. :P Was this a part of Rochard's legacy?

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07-10-2008, 05:17 PM	#30
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Thanks for the bumps and the positive vibe. Anyway, so far some of these offers seemed interesting but didn't quite work out, so I'm back where I started. Still waiting to get some more emails. You can also contact me via ICQ: 396379738

07-10-2008, 05:39 PM	#32
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07-10-2008, 05:57 PM	#33
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Jon, I've sent you an email. __________________ ICQ: 396-379-738 Looking for a job...

07-10-2008, 07:09 PM	#34
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JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Morning caffeine bump. __________________ ICQ: 396-379-738 Looking for a job...

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JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Thanks! I appreciate it! __________________ ICQ: 396-379-738 Looking for a job...

07-17-2008, 02:48 PM	#43
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	I'm in talks with an interesting proposition. Still waiting to hear their final decision. In the meantime, I'm still open to any offers. __________________ ICQ: 396-379-738 Looking for a job...

07-23-2008, 04:46 PM	#44
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07-23-2008, 05:49 PM	#46
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	I figured this thread got bumped. I started getting emails and ICQs again. Thanks Angel Martin! __________________ ICQ: 396-379-738 Looking for a job...

12-10-2008, 09:21 AM	#47
JoblessJohn Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21	Here's another bump. __________________ ICQ: 396-379-738 Looking for a job...

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