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07-11-2008, 11:06 AM
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Friday's Joke
A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:
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Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign also says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at that manager calmly and said, "Meow." |
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07-11-2008, 11:33 AM
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Not funny. But it's worth a smile.
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07-11-2008, 11:52 AM
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07-11-2008, 12:51 PM
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I chuckled!
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07-11-2008, 12:58 PM
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two so-so jokes two days in a row. will wait for tomorrow's joke
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07-11-2008, 01:09 PM
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I chuckled ...
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07-11-2008, 06:32 PM
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Bump for the ones that missed this
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07-11-2008, 06:43 PM
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heh .....
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07-11-2008, 07:04 PM
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It gave me a chuckle
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07-11-2008, 07:06 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Heh heh.I smirked
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