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Old 07-11-2008, 03:57 AM   #1
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Microwave Cheeseburgers are awful!
My stomach is pumping. Never ever buy microwave food.. !
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:02 AM   #2
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One time I bought a microwave cheeseburger that I think hadn't been refrigerated properly at the store and I ate it and it was the most disgusting thing ever. I don't buy them anymore
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:27 AM   #3
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the microwaveable "white castle" cheeseburgers are pretty damn fucken good!

very addicting. I love them!

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordp...005/05/06/206/
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:47 AM   #4
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They're not so bad here in Brazil...we have some good ones!
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:15 AM   #5
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microwave everything sucks balls
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:19 AM   #6
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microwave everything sucks balls
right on - microwave has one purpose - popcorn - i don't even heat up a slice of pizza in it cuz it even ruins a slice of pizza.

the microwave oven - worst ......... invention ......... ever
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:22 AM   #7
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sometimes should never be microwaved ..and a cheese burger is one of those
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:12 AM   #8
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:39 AM   #9
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yeah those things are killer
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:42 AM   #10
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the microwaveable "white castle" cheeseburgers are pretty damn fucken good!

very addicting. I love them!

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordp...005/05/06/206/
Oh yeah

Wrap'em tightly in a paper towel to keep the moisture in, add mustard after they're done. Don't overcook.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:42 AM   #11
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right on - microwave has one purpose - popcorn - i don't even heat up a slice of pizza in it cuz it even ruins a slice of pizza.

the microwave oven - worst ......... invention ......... ever
We use it a lot for quickness, but yeah most stuff ends up tasting like shit...
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:39 AM   #12
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Where did you buy them, Albert Heijn? Those are fucked up
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:50 AM   #13
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nothing from the micro is good! I hate MWO!
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:54 AM   #14
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you will die of cancer from using your microwave for years but everyone dies of cancer anyway now a days
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:55 AM   #15
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Where did you buy them, Albert Heijn? Those are fucked up
Yeah... also microwave hot dogs lol. I wonder how they will turn out
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:01 AM   #16
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Don't know where you get your burgers from but "Mora" burgers are tasty.
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:50 AM   #17
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Yeah... also microwave hot dogs lol. I wonder how they will turn out
They're a bit better. Still shit though... enjoy!
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:30 AM   #18
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right on - microwave has one purpose - popcorn - i don't even heat up a slice of pizza in it cuz it even ruins a slice of pizza.

the microwave oven - worst ......... invention ......... ever
Microwaved pizza is indeed disgusting... I only use it to re heat pasta, rice.. soup.. sometimes chicken...
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:40 AM   #19
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My stomach is pumping. Never ever buy microwave food.. !
Boiled Cheeseburgers are no treat either

http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburg...a-can-reviewed
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:21 PM   #20
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Yuck. Anything in the microwave besides popcorn is gross.
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:40 PM   #21
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haha i tried them too once, it's just not the same..
get the bapao at the supermarket (theyre also in those glass freezers), only thing that really tastes good out of the microwave... serve with some chili sauce and youre good to go
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:43 PM   #22
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My stomach is pumping. Never ever buy microwave food.. !
Sodium, Preservatives and Fat.

Your stomach is fucking scrambling desperately trying to find a way to digest that shit.

I suggest you drink a bottle of water.
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:52 PM   #23
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Buy ground beef (or turkey or whatever ground meat you have).
Make a ball, dont overwork it, make it into the right shape.
Grill it or sear it in a pan until it's cooked. Dont press down on it, thats a newbie mistake.

A solid slice of onion and slice of tomato makes it rock. Nothing else, just those two and a bun. Best burgers you can buy.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:55 PM   #24
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I don't like anything thats made to be prepared with a Microwave, except for maybe popcorn. I don't mind microwaving leftovers though.
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:04 PM   #25
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My stomach is pumping. Never ever buy microwave food.. !


Unfortunately I love microwave cheese burgers.
I just have a taste for them; but I'm well aware of the fact that they suck.
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