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Jesus loves bacon
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People in this industry can be real douchebags...
We had a great time throwing a massive party at the Hard Rock during the Xbiz show, but of course, some fuckstain had to ruin a great evening.
While we were going through and tallying the final bill for the party, we found out that someone had stolen the fucking Playstation 3 from the suite. One of the bedrooms had a Playstation 3 in it and someone decided all of the booze, food, girls, fun, just wasn't enough, so they helped themselves to a PS3. This thing was chained in the room, so it actually took some effort for some stupid fucknut to swipe it. There always has to be a couple fuckfaces the ruin the fun for everyone else. It was bad enough that two separate people thought it was cool to bring a fucking gun into an industry party, and then this...totally takes the cake. To the douchebag that took it and the two douchebags with guns, I hope you get cancer of the ass.
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Doin fine
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Well that is shitty. Was everyones badges checked at the door ect? A lot of times people will bring along "friends" that have nothing to do with the industry. Sucks that someone did that.
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Guns???????????
my bodyguard carries a gun but you cant see it , where these peeps just flashing it ? |
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BACON BACON BACON
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shit that sucks....was timbo packin? ;)
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haha wow.. sounds like a busy night
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I for one had a lovely time in your suite - you and Timbo were very gracious hosts.
Special thanks to my personal bodyguard and door guy, Anthony from http://www.bosbucks.com for helping this movie star get in and out real quick :-)) |
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who's concerning about a ps3 where there's free drinks....oh yeah broads too
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That sucks to hear.
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A gun? At an industry event? WTF!
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Unbelieveable. You guys threw a fantastic party and Claudia-Marie and I had a great time. You guys were very gracious and spared no expense.
I'm starting to think that these parties might need to turn into invite only. Just webmasters that you know and trust and do business with AND as many naked women as we can get. By the way, it was nice talking to you at your cabana as well. I've never spoken to you before though I've known Timbo for about 10 years. ![]() You have more business cards than anybody I know lol |
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been very busy
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i have a gun on me a lot here recently, but its not for webmasters lol
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The party was a group effort with our new office manager/company mother figure Samantha helping with a lot of last minute shit and the silent but deadly Jeff...
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After so many years of shows with butthead incidents like this, I hope next time someone'll jam a few spy cams in the corners aimed right at some tempting piece of bait.
I mean shit. Hate to say it. But it's time to out some of these douchebags.
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you know its not a convention unless something gets stolen.
pretty much happens every show now a days.
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damn that is low... hope the fucker gets caught!
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Bringing guns to a show.wtf,too fucked up
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Man thats rediculous. If I know Timbo, he will somehow find out who stole it and make the guy pay. lol.
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That's fucking retarded. Did you guys ID the gangsters?
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a lot of people at that party did not seem to be in the adult industry
some guy started talking to me and didn't know anything about anything porn and the two retards with the guns were also just civilians i believe so it could be that some civilian asswipe lifted the game either way it really sucks, but thanks for showing us a great time!
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That's fucked up! You threw a great party though. Thx. J
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I wish there were a way to do the entire industry by invite.
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The PS3 notwithstanding, security did an amazing job with the gun situations. They handled everything with class and made sure nothing got out of hand. The first gangsta was caught trying to sneak out of the hotel wrapped in a bedsheet and was arrested. I can't comment further because I don't have any other accurate information...not a real rock scientist, the other was escorted out and checked out of his hotel room and 86d from the hotel.
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it would have been nice to be asked to show my business card at registration or something to keep civilians out... and hopefully it may have prevented the headaches you guys had to put up with while throwing a sweet party
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If I was throwing parties like these the only people getting in would have to have an invite and if they want guests let in they gotta be on the list.
Dunno how you can let these parties open to ANYONE at the event. Especially if you are going to be complaining if shit gets stolen, broken, or out of control. And seriously... You actually expect more from a bunch of pornographers? :P You think force fucking a chick in the face while your buddy pisses on her while yer other buddy films it is more acceptable than stealing a ps3? heh...
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Insane that no one noticed someone walking out a suite with a PS3 under their arm... someone has to know who took that...
Sorry to hear about that. As for the idiots with guns - well nothing else more needs to be said about that. |
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SB - Thanks for a great party, I had a blast. The Golfing was fun too, I cant believe I survived 18 holes in that heat though.
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any pics around of the idiots with the guns , if you find them on FUBAR post them
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seriously? wow, that is pretty low and shitty thing to do, especially after all that you guys give back to webmasters.
imo, i doubt it was a true webmaster, probably someone with a group of friends being stupid. most of us that attend these shows and pay for the pass, have enough money to buy a PS3 and the decency not to swipe other peoples stuff; hotel property or not. and a gun to a show? i can understand if you are a body guard but this is just stupid
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I'm sorry to hear that some people are such asshats. I really enjoyed the party...
what I remember of it. ![]() It started to get kind of blurry around the edges when I started on the champagne.
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Yeah, they had to have had it under a big coat or something....it's definitely puzzling how it could happen...but it could have even happened when the second gun drama was going on...while it wasn't a mass chaos scene, security's focus was on controlling the situation...and they did an admirable job of that.
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It's just an insult to good people everywhere when you say things like "what do you expect from a bunch of pornographers".
First of all "pornographer" is a prejudice word. It IMPLIES something is wrong with adult content, which there is not. I suppose if you are in the adult industry and also feel dirty and "wrong", then name yourself whatever the hell you want. Leave the rest of us out though until we opt-in, k? Second, who gives a fuck whether you sell shoes or pictures of pussy, that does NOT make you more or less likely to be a fucking THIEF!!! ![]()
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One of the true compliments of the night was the bar staff talking amongst themselves and one of them saying "this is the best party I've seen in here and I want to work this event again next year". When the staff is noticing the good time, that is a huge compliment. These guys see parties in there all the time. I think it helps that people in this industry are also very generous tippers. Golf was amazing. I barely survived it but had a blast. Those green were fucking brutal though. I lost count of how many 4 or 5 putts I had ;-)
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fucked up... I remember the thread from the last show... was a camera that got stolen, right?
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sounds like a typical house party. wishing ass cancer on someone for stealing a ps3 reminds me of jimthefiend on flipout.
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Fucking Bullshit.
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I wish ass cancer on everyone ;-) er, not everyone, but thieves... it's not about the PS3 itself, it's about the act of stealing something....and the frustration of it all. ![]()
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Sorry I missed the party Syky but man that sucks, however I did enjoy the post with your creative references to "fuckstain", "fucknut" and "cancer in the ass", LOFL
btw, regarding the guns, I had my penis converted into a gun a while back. It's pretty cool but I go through a lot of women. |
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I've seen this guy before, he was there the last time I got into a fight at the Redneck Getaway.
Sans the turban.
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There's not much you can do, you did your best and the party rocked. Shit does happen, believe me, I know. But the important thing is, no one got shot and webmasters had a blast.
When I throw a party, I know something bad is going to happen, I just hope no one gets hurt and I don't get screwed over by a sponsor. One day, I might do a party for Players Card holders only since I know those people were issued cards from me or my sponsors. It's tough to open up your doors to anyone at the lobby of a hotel that walks by to check out the porn. Anyway, thanks again for an awesome time, the party rocked.
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Porn Meister
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Not gonna cry you a river, I'm going to take a stab at educating you instead.
By lumping people in the adult industry with liars, thieves and criminals, all you are doing is perpetuating the industry harmful myth that "porn" is inherently BAD and should be eradicated. So you just shine on you crazy diamond. Keep playing all those cards exactly right.
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