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![]() A Note From "Porno Dan" - Written in third person - pics to follow from Shamless
It all started on Friday afternoon in the midst of, "The Man Party". This is the party where Cory had his ass kicked by Anthony and the President of Earth, Penny Flame, in a span of fifteen minutes. It was also the party where many great laughs were had by those that attended. JC and Rick Shameless were both going to be celebrate their birthdays at Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. In the midst of many great stories being told, someone got the brilliant idea that they should give Porno Dan the task of finding the artist formerly known as DJ Airek. Given his quest Porno Dan departed the Man Party and set off on his perilous journey to find Airek. JC, XXX Jay, Big E and Huggie Mccuddles AKA Big Steve were eating dinner when who should walk into Nobu, but Porno Dan and Airek!!! Airek complained that he didn't food and wanted to party right away. Being the good pals they are XXX Jay and JC obliged his request and feed him Bolivian Army Marching Power so he would his long night. Airek then started pounding vodka and Red Bull's like a mad man, Airek was possessed to have a good time. Porno Dan was given the task to look over Airek and make sure that there were plenty of pics of him, so he would never ever blow of his buddies birthdays again. Airek lead the huge crew that was out to celebrate JC's birthday and started making his way up the pants and skirts of every girl he could find the minute he got in the club, he couldn't hide his love for XXX Jay moved his mouth dangerously close to Jay's ....at one point. Airek was all over the club, he even tried his best to climb Huggie Mccuddles AKA Big Steve. Even JC was shocked by Airek's behavior. Nothing could stop Airek, he kept partying and so was of control he even let the least respected man in porn - KB make out with him. Others that spent time with Airek included Jay Styles, Ron of CC Bill, Big E of Fuck You Cash, Cory of Weg Cash, recovered from his ass kicking and the staff of Body English Airek tired his best to get his girl Lia 28 to get naked for him, but he failed. He was much luckier with Claudia-Maire and for awhile was lost in her massive boobs. His co-workers from Shane's World and Penny Flame almost got into a wrestling match for his love. Airek was really working the club. At the end of the night he was so of control that he had to be restrained by Anthony AKA Silver Cash Albert and Just Dave. Porno Dan lost Airek at the end of night, good idea to leave Airek with a guy whose bac is higher than his IQ, and he was finally was put to sleep by Anthony before he could do further harm to society.
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ooohh nooozzzzzz
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WTF???????????????????????????
I'm having my best year ever!!!!!!! No drinking really. Making more money. Driving Mercedes. Fucking 20 year old model. How is this downward? PICS of the downward spiral pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????????? ????????? LOLLLLLLLLLLLL. |
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LOL wtf
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Ok, so lets see the pictures now!
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"Artist" as in "Lindsay Lohan", right?
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Be patient Shameless will have them posted shortly.
This sad tale will be even more horrific when you see the pics.
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I blame that hippity hop mumbo jumbo
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this dj man and the juicy man are gaylord lovers
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No one that anyone would know.
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A1R3K may be many things, but I don't think a cock smoker is not one of them...
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dude... those look chopped
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this thread kicks ass
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This tread delivers
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Bump for Airek, I sincerely hope he isn't this out of control at the Wicked Pictures and Xpeeps Party tonight at Blue Moon Nights.
I can only imagine how many porn valley people he will insult with his horrific behavior.
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I hit it with my 10 foot bat..
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If you hit poor dear little Airek with a ten foot bat he may be forced to calm down and end his evil ways.
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A well deserved bump, so that others do not make the same mistakes as our poor buddy Airek.
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hilarious, would have been better with the pictures and story at the same time, kind of showing a timeline.
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![]() Good public service message! ![]() This thread provides a cautionary tale for the young bucks in the biz... ![]() ADG |
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The pics are in order and do match the timeline
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