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Old 07-17-2008, 12:50 PM   #1
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Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship

Marry her:

No more BJ's

No more HJ's

No more anal.

No more pussy.

And no more freedumb.


Yuo = OWNED, and the world is at you.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:56 PM   #2
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I love it when guys brag about getting married.

Yeah, congrat's on a life of no sex...


Ever wonder why so many married guys cheat ? That's right, because they don't get any from the bitch who he married a few years ago. She got what she wanted, she got her expensive wedding, and she got her hands on your money. Sucks to be you...
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:06 PM   #3
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Don't remind me.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:56 PM   #4
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fuck a tranny
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:57 PM   #5
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The best way?

Not get your dick hard...

Opps, wait a second...

Dark Jedi did she tell you, that you both could still be friends?

HAHAHAHAHA

Its ok bro... viagra... use it
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:24 PM   #6
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Thats why I'm not married
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:28 PM   #7
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Best way to fuck up a perfectly good relationship

i've found having conversations do that too
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:28 PM   #8
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I've been with the same cunt for almost 11 years. Sure we don't fuck like we did 11 years ago, but I get blowjobs 3x per week
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:29 PM   #9
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Is it fucking true?
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:29 PM   #10
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Thats exactly right...it sucks when a women stops doing those little things that you like.
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:34 PM   #11
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whoa....that sucks!
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:35 PM   #12
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Tell her to start doing those things again or she can fuck off. Worked for me, and I've only been married 7 times.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:39 PM   #13
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Tell her to start doing those things again or she can fuck off. Worked for me, and I've only been married 7 times.
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