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HOTPICS: If you had a date with a PENTHOUSE PET OF THE YEAR where would you take her?
Over Superbowl Weekend I had a hot Dinner date with Penthouse Royality. Martina Warren Penthouse Pet of the year 2005.
![]() The common man could only DREAM of such an oppertunity! ![]() But I am not the avarage man.
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I love martina. She is really good peoples.
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Being a Pet of the year and such a beauty of such class she has eaten at the finest and most expensive resturants in the world.
Breakfasts in Paris, Dinners in NY and HongKong... It was my chance to try to impress her.
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You took her to dinner ok so what? lol
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Martina is a sweetheart
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I can't believe you opted for Denny's. I thought Denny's was one of those "I am starving, nothing else is open within 25 miles of here."
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So I called my good friend the Anal Hobbit for tips.
"Hey man, I got a hottie with me right now, and I want to impress her, where do I take her for dinner yo" I asked the hobbit. ![]()
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Who's gonna make the first "from behind" joke? Place your bets!
What a pretty woman she is. Hope you both had fun!
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She's calling the finest resturants in town for reservations.
![]() Instead I call my boys. "Come pick me up yo!"
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Up come my boys.
This guy is driving. ![]() "Where to mother fuckers" he says. and this guy is in the back ![]()
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is this your pet?
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I tell Martina its a Great "AMERICAN RESTURANT"
She is from the UK so she hadnt heard of this popular American Cuisune before that the Anal Hobbit told me to take her to. ![]() She's calling her agent in the back of the car telling her she is excited to try such a fine dining place.
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Before her agent says anything we snatch her phone.
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We arrive to the Dinner place. My driver escorts the beauty in.
Naturally we are sitting in the back in the VIP area. ![]() Its a bad pic.. The pic came out over exposed I think, casue it almost looks like the celing has water stains on it. She looks a bit concerned.
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Sagi strikes a pose and does the ordering for us.
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Yeah man this place was top notch. No stains to be found.
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Ahhh! Dinner is Served!!
A plate of exotic Meats! ![]()
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As you can see a variety of the finest American meat.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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lol @ dennys
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Straight to bed?
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I see you too have eaten at this fine American Fine Dining Cuisine?
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Backcountry skiing!
We'd sleep a snow-cave or (4-season) tent. Of course, I'd be a gentleman and carry some of her supplies. Thankfully, there'd be no reception or electricity. I'd make sure she earned her turns! |
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She looks anorexic and you should tuck your shirt in. You look like an over fed Asian slob.
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Yes. It was Dennys......
And it was great! She was very very impressed. She had never been to such a place before! "Wow, they have pictures of all the food here, you dont even have to know how to read" she said. ![]()
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It has a strict dress code. as for her being to skinny, I think we added 6 pounds to her that night
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Fine Dining Cuisine. BP4L Style.
Penthouse Pet of the year and The BP4L = A Classy Evening Together! ![]() She was so excited.. Im such a Pimp Yo! And to think her dinner only cost me $7.99 ![]()
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probably to the washroom so she can wash her face.
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I went out with Martina on St. Patrick's Day once in Phoenix.... What a blast that was!
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Warren! How could you have not ever taken her here? I could have saved you TONS of money.
$7.99 dinners. This has to be some kind of record dude.
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Guess that is what happens after you have been married a while. A willingness to settle for places like Denny's.
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The fact of the matter is Im a pimp. And she loved it. But let this fool ya. It doesnt work with everyone. Sagi tried it the next night hitting on some babes telling them he was going to take them to Denny's and this is the reaction he got all night. ![]()
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A. She is married
B. You'd be VERY surprised what you can get for $50 in your favorite eastern European city, and I don't mean dinner. On par if not better than this nice lady. |
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Not to spoil your fun, but I've fucked hotter girls.
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A. WRONG B. WRONG AGAIN. You dont follow the economy do ya Jack Ass. The USD is worth nothing now days compared to the Euro. |
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Name them. Were any of them Penthouse Pets of the Year? Or just club rats off the street? I dont see any pics of you with hot women. EVER.... Besides who said he fucked her. BP's wife is hotter than any playmate OR Pet. And Martina is a sweet heart. A legend in the Biz. |
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Bp4lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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BACON BACON BACON
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she has long fingers....shes uber hot
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Congrads bro it looked like it went well. Looked like one of your dreams came true as well.
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LOL. Chill out kids! It seems many of you arguing with one another carry the BP4L flag.
No troubles in the family yo!
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