Dear Trisha Underpants (the Uptown girl of my dreams) - GoFuckYourself.com

Penny Flame · 07-28-2008, 10:59 PM

Dear Trisha Underpants,

Its seven rad years I've known you now,
and never before have we fucked.
It seems to me, at this florida show how,
we may be in the perfect position for luck.

You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
I think your time has finally come.

On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?

xoxoxox
Your biggest fan
Penny Flame

CDSmith · 07-28-2008, 11:07 PM

You write a helluva love letter there, woman.

I gotta say.

Penny Flame · 07-28-2008, 11:19 PM

(Upside down pimpin')

Brooklywood · 07-28-2008, 11:26 PM

You are such a romantic, Fuego! Your rhyme scheme is a little off, but the flow is tight. I'm thinking Underpantalones will be like putty in your well manicured paws. Keep pimpin Penny

Warren · 07-28-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

Dear Trisha Underpants,

Its seven rad years I've known you now,
and never before have we fucked.
It seems to me, at this florida show how,
we may be in the perfect position for luck.

You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
I think your time has finally come.

On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?

xoxoxox
Your biggest fan
Penny Flame

Pass the pipe, cheers.

RevSand · 07-29-2008, 01:30 AM

How come I never get love notes like that anymore from you?!?!?!?!

Pornopat · 07-29-2008, 06:46 AM

I think you may actually have a future as Santa Claus...

tony286 · 07-29-2008, 06:49 AM

I hope JFK will be there. lol

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-29-2008, 06:59 AM

Peeeeeennnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you give me head in the grachten?????????

OG LennyT · 07-29-2008, 08:36 AM

awwwww... how sweet

Cyndalie · 07-29-2008, 08:42 AM

My life seemed complete until I realized I have never gotten a nookie letter like that from a woman before...now I have something more to live for ;)

pornguy · 07-29-2008, 09:13 AM

Just post some of the footage please.

Shagbunny · 07-29-2008, 09:20 AM

ya i like pictures wit my poems

munki · 07-29-2008, 09:23 AM

El Presidente de la Tierra ha hablado, haremos así.

kelly kola · 07-29-2008, 09:27 AM

That has to be the best letter I've ever seen!!! WOW!!! One can only hope for that ey guys???

Penny Flame · 07-29-2008, 09:32 AM

"Write back biatch!!!!"

Vegas Ken · 07-29-2008, 09:34 AM

Beautifully said!

tranza · 07-29-2008, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

I think you may actually have a future as Santa Claus...

good!

RyuLion · 07-29-2008, 09:44 AM

Miss uuuuuuuuu doll!

FilthyRob · 07-29-2008, 09:47 AM

I like the tongue in the butt part.

LadyMischief · 07-29-2008, 09:51 AM

Daaaamn that's hot! :P

Kudles · 07-29-2008, 10:06 AM

Your great Penny!

Xrated J · 07-29-2008, 10:07 AM

did this give anyone else a hard on?

Penny Flame · 07-29-2008, 10:44 AM

GODDAMNIT UNDERPANTS RESPOND TO MY SEXUAL ADVANCES!!!

Don't make me come to china and find your bubble butt

sltr · 07-29-2008, 10:49 AM

goin downtownnnnnnnnnn

on trisha uptownnnnnnnnnnn

Penny Flame · 07-29-2008, 10:54 AM

Here is what I have done so far today.

1. wake up and brush teeth.
2. Masturbate thinking about Trisha Underpants writing me back.
3. Make coffee and smoke cigarette.
4. Check GFY and masturbate to people responding to my advances.
5. Smoke post cum cigarette.
6. Check GFY for response, masturbate to lack of response (I love when they play hard to get!)
7. Smoke post post cum cigarette and blog for PornNewz.com and XCritic.com
8. Check GFY for response, masturbate
9. Check GFY and write list of the day's events.
10. Masturbate.

trishauptown · 07-29-2008, 11:10 AM

Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
xoxox
trisha

RyuLion · 07-29-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown

Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
xoxox
trisha

(bites butt cheek)
Hola Trisha!

MeganS · 07-29-2008, 12:28 PM

OYYYY you two are going to have fun at internext!!! LOL

xoxo,
Megan

Penny Flame · 07-29-2008, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown

Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
xoxox
trisha

goddamnit trisha, write to me in prose. I don't understand what you are trying to say if it does not rhyme.

I'd prefer iambic pentameter.

LauraLee · 07-29-2008, 12:41 PM

You are one eloquent ho. I like that.

trishauptown · 07-29-2008, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

goddamnit trisha, write to me in prose. I don't understand what you are trying to say if it does not rhyme.

I'd prefer iambic pentameter.

Happy Birthday to me!!! Happy Birthday to me!!! I get to eat Penny's cookie!!!! Happy Birthday to me!!!!!

RyuLion · 07-29-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown

Happy Birthday to me!!! Happy Birthday to me!!! I get to eat Penny's cookie!!!! Happy Birthday to me!!!!!

put some juice in a jar and send it to me next day air..!

seeric · 07-29-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

Dear Trisha Underpants,

Its seven rad years I've known you now,
and never before have we fucked.
It seems to me, at this florida show how,
we may be in the perfect position for luck.

You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
I think your time has finally come.

On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?

xoxoxox
Your biggest fan
Penny Flame

purely a piece of art right there.

make sure the scavenger cameras hanging around do not steal such a historic event my baby mama!

D-Money · 07-29-2008, 01:30 PM

wow...

just wow...

amazing...

trishauptown · 07-29-2008, 04:08 PM

This is going to be lots of fun!!!

Elli · 07-29-2008, 04:23 PM

Oh holy moly! I am definitely looking forward to the Florida show this year now

Wiseman · 07-29-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

Dear Trisha Underpants,

Its seven rad years I've known you now,
and never before have we fucked.
It seems to me, at this florida show how,
we may be in the perfect position for luck.

You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
I think your time has finally come.

On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?

xoxoxox
Your biggest fan
Penny Flame

this is not even fucking fair!!

TheAmericanCannibal · 07-29-2008, 05:17 PM

Don't tell my girl....

but i think i just got a boner

CDSmith · 07-29-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown

lick me cross eyed!!!

I bet that ruined a few keyboards here.

:D

Penny Flame · 07-29-2008, 05:46 PM

ho's never play fair wise man.

hahahhaha, naw, we some cheatin ass bitches!!!

Penny Flame · 07-29-2008, 06:15 PM

A light breaks o?er your lil behind sun shine
We still clubbin so there is yet some time
Clean up our mess, our juice some pussy slime
From V.I.P, the party went just fine
How sweet UpTown?s booty looks from behind

To taste her sweat, her mouth and pull her hair
Sometimes I feel my life just is not fair
In daylight, nightlight, I may have to tear
A part that cunt, no nothing will compare
To sweet young Trish from soft Kentucky air

trishauptown · 07-29-2008, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiseman

this is not even fucking fair!!

I got a love letter just like this from your woman too

LiveDose · 07-29-2008, 06:44 PM

Penny rocks! lol

trishauptown · 07-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Oh!! Penny you Playa.....Fine Ass Bitch of Mine!! I cant wait til you do me from behind.
Pull my hair make me sweat....my pussy is getting wet!!!
But I know how your Ghetto Ass Works!!
You are going to fuck me so good til my legs twirk!!
Then you u will kiss my behind and tell me thanks for the good time

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

A light breaks o?er your lil behind sun shine
We still clubbin so there is yet some time
Clean up our mess, our juice some pussy slime
From V.I.P, the party went just fine
How sweet UpTown?s booty looks from behind

To taste her sweat, her mouth and pull her hair
Sometimes I feel my life just is not fair
In daylight, nightlight, I may have to tear
A part that cunt, no nothing will compare
To sweet young Trish from soft Kentucky air

Nicky · 07-29-2008, 06:56 PM

wtf I'm knee weak from this thread LOOL

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 07:51 PM

Do a scene with Sinn Sage or Sunny Lane. The best one you did so far was with Sarah Blake. Hot.

Shai West · 07-29-2008, 08:00 PM

Yeah dude, Sunny's HOT!!! And tastes like candy! Flame, Uptown and Lane all in one bed...yup, that'll do it for me! Mental image forming...juices starting to flow...hands finding zipper...gotta go...xxx

PhillipB · 07-29-2008, 08:03 PM

Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
I'll be here in front of my screen,
Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

"Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
(while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
You hot ass bitches better post pix!

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 08:08 PM

It would be forming in my head too if I wasn't suped up on ambien, librium, and guiness.

07-28-2008, 10:59 PM	#1
Penny Flame Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CALI BABY!!! Posts: 729	Dear Trisha Underpants (the Uptown girl of my dreams) Dear Trisha Underpants, Its seven rad years I've known you now, and never before have we fucked. It seems to me, at this florida show how, we may be in the perfect position for luck. You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt, but whatever we do just make sure, that when our fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us, you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!) My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones, I think your time has finally come. On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind, Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome? xoxoxox Your biggest fan Penny Flame __________________ Penny Flame Former Studio Manager Metro Studios still owes me money

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