The difference between potentially and realistically - GoFuckYourself.com

AdPatron · 08-08-2008, 12:02 AM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.' '

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars'

and then, ask your brother 'If he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,are you nuts?!?!?!'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy! replied , 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with two whores and a queer'

papill0n · 08-08-2008, 01:22 AM

Rofl!!!!!!!!

Ecchi22 · 08-08-2008, 01:50 AM

Friend told me this one 1 month ago.. And yeah.. Great one! LMAO

sitesurfer70 · 08-08-2008, 01:54 AM

Hahahahaha...another new joke to share with friends over a glass of beer....or more....

bloggingseo · 08-08-2008, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.' '

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars'

and then, ask your brother 'If he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,are you nuts?!?!?!'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy! replied , 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with two whores and a queer'

Bwaaahahahaha great joke! Thanks for posting it.

carol.prime · 08-08-2008, 09:26 AM

This thread has a potential.

sinkiss · 08-08-2008, 09:30 AM

LMAO never heard that one before, pretty funny

Marcus Aurelius · 08-08-2008, 09:31 AM

Facking Sweet.

u-Bob · 08-08-2008, 09:33 AM

old (heard it the first time about 12 years ago), but it's still funny

notime · 08-08-2008, 09:33 AM

funny !

GrouchyAdmin · 08-08-2008, 09:34 AM

I love those zinger punchlines.

08-08-2008, 12:02 AM	#1
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	The difference between potentially and realistically A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.' ' Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars' and then, ask your brother 'If he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,are you nuts?!?!?!' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The boy! replied , 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with two whores and a queer'

08-08-2008, 01:50 AM	#3
Ecchi22 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 10,012	Friend told me this one 1 month ago.. And yeah.. Great one! LMAO __________________

08-08-2008, 09:26 AM	#6
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08-08-2008, 09:30 AM	#7
sinkiss Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 666	LMAO never heard that one before, pretty funny __________________ erotic writer for all your writing needs! email sinkiss AT sinfulkisses.com icq: 220-642-229

08-08-2008, 09:34 AM	#11
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I love those zinger punchlines. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

08-08-2008, 01:22 AM	#2
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	Rofl!!!!!!!!

08-08-2008, 01:54 AM	#4
sitesurfer70 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Singapore Posts: 331	Hahahahaha...another new joke to share with friends over a glass of beer....or more....

08-08-2008, 09:31 AM	#8
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Facking Sweet.

08-08-2008, 09:33 AM	#9
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	old (heard it the first time about 12 years ago), but it's still funny

08-08-2008, 09:33 AM	#10
notime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: cyberspace Posts: 8,021	funny !