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Vendot · 08-13-2008, 05:16 PM

One of the female news readers on a news network commented that Michael Phelps could get any girl he wanted.....

He is the greatest olympian that ever lived so logically its true that he is not going to be short of pussy. He could snap his fingers ten times and his cock would unfurl into a new girls mouth each time.

What else?

tical · 08-13-2008, 05:28 PM

i know for a fact i would at least do my best to have a threesome wearing all of my medals at the same time

Manowar · 08-13-2008, 05:34 PM

most famous people would be able to

you think tom cruise/will smith/brad pitt wouldn't?

its just about being famous/successful and well known

Paper_Amar · 08-13-2008, 05:40 PM

agreed...

Vendot · 08-13-2008, 05:44 PM

Yeah but nobody deserves *that* much pussy.... I believe in an equal distribution of pussy. I dont think pussy should be prescribed on the health service or that governments should make provisions but i do think that pussy should be shared out more equally.

Lets face it, 11 gold medals is more than a goofy american buck tooth deserves.

tony286 · 08-13-2008, 05:52 PM

He probably could sell his sperm for big bucks.

Vendot · 08-13-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

He probably could sell his sperm for big bucks.

Only if they swim as well as he does.

Here's a case to illustrate my point on the enhancement of his pussy potential:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3153209AAhWxvY

cherrylula · 08-13-2008, 06:04 PM

I'm female and I have no idea who he is. honest

ok edit... I will have to look him up now curious...

but see, it was not a chick gossiping this dude, you guys are as bad as girls.

MJ_AVN · 08-13-2008, 06:29 PM

He could also get any man he wants (a gay friend told me), so I guess he's covered

Spunky · 08-13-2008, 06:30 PM

He has been amazing .And he still is capable of winning 3 more

Marcus Aurelius · 08-13-2008, 06:32 PM

I hear boneprone has already fucked him.

ultimatebbwdotcom · 08-13-2008, 06:32 PM

Put him in a Maccy D's uniform and it all changes - fame = pussy

CDSmith · 08-13-2008, 07:02 PM

He may even get more marriage proposals from young women than Greg Lougayness did.

:D

Kudles · 08-14-2008, 10:19 AM

He sure as hell can have me with that size 14 shoe!!!

ADL Colin · 08-14-2008, 10:25 AM

Michael Phelps = MetaMan

The truth is out there

sniperwolf · 08-14-2008, 11:10 AM

Athletic guys can always have more girls even not a medalist! That's a fact!

GigoloShawn · 08-14-2008, 11:12 AM

For some reason, I thought this thread would be about Fred Phelps. I was interested to see what the hell this was about. I'm disappointed.

Vendot · 08-14-2008, 05:02 PM

This is disgusting. We're quite a few posts down the page and no-one has answered the major issues here or even attempted to address the issue.

candyflip · 08-14-2008, 05:06 PM

Yeah, but would he know what to do with them? The dude spends most of his life in the pool.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-14-2008, 05:07 PM

Vendot · 08-14-2008, 05:11 PM

Good pic there. He's flat chested, his legs are like bottles and he's got a small cock.

Pipecrew · 08-14-2008, 05:15 PM

being recognizable/famous gets you laid. He's the man of the week and we always see him on tv. In a few weeks it will change.

Socks · 08-14-2008, 05:15 PM

Yeah but then she'll want a divorce because he's "spending too much time at the pool" and "not paying enough attention to her" :P

gornyhuy · 08-14-2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Yeah but then she'll want a divorce because he's "spending too much time at the pool" and "not paying enough attention to her" :P

So fucking true.

Manowar · 08-14-2008, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatebbwdotcom

Put him in a Maccy D's uniform and it all changes - fame = pussy

the truth

PamiebDVD · 08-14-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Biddy

He sure as hell can have me with that size 14 shoe!!!

and his body looks like this....

iac · 08-14-2008, 11:48 PM

he's most probably a sausage lover

Vendot · 08-15-2008, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by iac

he's most probably a sausage lover

Well said........ now you guys are getting into the spirit of things!

Who's next?

VicD · 08-15-2008, 04:30 AM

I think he's gay

cherrylula · 08-15-2008, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamiebDVD

and his body looks like this....

sorry but this guy's body is rather boring to me...

reminds me of:

eww plastic ken doll

NO, he cannot get any woman he wants.

StuartD · 08-15-2008, 04:44 AM

The only woman he's interested in:

RFremont · 08-15-2008, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

being recognizable/famous gets you laid. He's the man of the week and we always see him on tv. In a few weeks it will change.

Hm, not sure about that one. He's the greatest Olympian of all time, winning more gold medals than anyone in history. He's smashed every world record of every event he's swam in. He is considered the greatest athlete of all time. The commercial opportunities that await him are endless. And he's only 23.

Yea, I'd say that will stand past this week.

Vendot · 08-15-2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RFremont

He's the greatest Olympian of all time, winning more gold medals than anyone in history. He's smashed every world record of every event he's swam in. He is considered the greatest athlete of all time. The commercial opportunities that await him are endless. And he's only 23.

Damn, we had so much momentum and you came and fucked it all up....

Blazed · 08-15-2008, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RFremont

Hm, not sure about that one. He's the greatest Olympian of all time, winning more gold medals than anyone in history. He's smashed every world record of every event he's swam in. He is considered the greatest athlete of all time. The commercial opportunities that await him are endless. And he's only 23.

Yea, I'd say that will stand past this week.

The greatest swimmer of all time, hes not even close to being the greatest athlete. Swimming is low impact and far less physically demanding than a lot of other spots/athletics, swimmers are lucky that they are able to compete every day in the olympics, for most other sports its simply physcially impossible.

PSSuperstars · 08-15-2008, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed

The greatest swimmer of all time, hes not even close to being the greatest athlete. Swimming is low impact and far less physically demanding than a lot of other spots/athletics, swimmers are lucky that they are able to compete every day in the olympics, for most other sports its simply physcially impossible.

are you nuts?
One work out burns close to 4,000 calories.

You could do lung busters for 2 hours on a basketball court and never burn that many calories.

tranza · 08-15-2008, 06:20 AM

Yes, I think so...after all this success, he can get as many girls as he wants! Lucky him!

Blazed · 08-15-2008, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PSSuperstars

are you nuts?
One work out burns close to 4,000 calories.

You could do lung busters for 2 hours on a basketball court and never burn that many calories.

I think its you who is nuts with a comparison like that, you could sit in a sauna all day and burn more calories than a long run, your body will be fucked after the long run though and the next day you will still be sore, after the big intensive calorie burning sauna session your body will be normal.

Swimming is low impact and very kind to your muscles and joints, that is why swimmers can compete at the top level 6 days in a row. Try getting other athletes in other sports to do that, they physcially will not be able to.

Vendot · 08-17-2008, 04:56 AM

Yeah well 8....... medals, shmedals..... I curse the fucker.

I hope his dick withers and his balls fall off.

No seriously, this is ethically unacceptable!

The Duck · 08-17-2008, 05:25 AM

Those shoes are not to play with.

slapass · 08-17-2008, 06:51 AM

Dudes, it is swimming. I had no idea who this guy was when I opened the thread. This week he is golden boy and in a month people are going to go who? 4 years ago the news media had some huge story of this great athelete and I bet none of know who it was. Or 2 years ago in the winter olympics. This stuff is very short lived.

CaptainHowdy · 08-17-2008, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

The only woman he's interested in:

...

selena · 08-17-2008, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamiebDVD

and his body looks like this....

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmminess!

woj · 08-17-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass

Dudes, it is swimming. I had no idea who this guy was when I opened the thread. This week he is golden boy and in a month people are going to go who? 4 years ago the news media had some huge story of this great athelete and I bet none of know who it was. Or 2 years ago in the winter olympics. This stuff is very short lived.

yea, no kidding

CDSmith · 08-17-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass

Dudes, it is swimming. I had no idea who this guy was when I opened the thread. This week he is golden boy and in a month people are going to go who? 4 years ago the news media had some huge story of this great athelete and I bet none of know who it was. Or 2 years ago in the winter olympics. This stuff is very short lived.

Just like everyone forgot who Mark Spitz was soon after the '72 Olympics.

mikeet · 08-17-2008, 12:11 PM

minddust · 08-17-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Michael Phelps = MetaMan = fat fucking jerk

I fixed it, you suck at mathematics...

d-null · 08-17-2008, 12:49 PM

It doesn't matter that his legs are short or what he looks like, none of that matters, the things that do matter and makes him in the ultra eligible status are the $50 million plus that he will earn this year

bbm · 08-17-2008, 01:39 PM

Do you think it makes them happy?

shekinah · 08-17-2008, 05:48 PM

Congrats to him, he's popular, young, and a champion...sum it up, he's such a good catch!

Supz · 08-17-2008, 06:08 PM

him and greg luganis

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