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TheSenator · 09-07-2009, 11:10 AM

lulz....I felt bad for them but they can't handle the truth.

Nicky · 09-07-2009, 11:24 AM

Just open the door naked.

TheSenator · 09-07-2009, 11:30 AM

"Invisible Sky Daddy"..............thats fucking classic

qxm · 09-07-2009, 11:43 AM

All hail the the tasty-sounding flying spaghetti monster ... instant classic!

solopimps · 09-07-2009, 11:45 AM

That was a great video, bookmarked for sure. Thanks!

Jdoughs · 09-07-2009, 11:48 AM

Alright, keep up the ignorance.

You will be burning in a pot of pasta sauce.

ROFL hahahaa

Gordon1 · 09-07-2009, 12:30 PM

Lol they are so bored

mikesinner · 09-07-2009, 12:41 PM

They prey on the poor ignorant Thai and Filipino girls. so sad.

Spunky · 09-07-2009, 12:43 PM

Har har..that was good

ThumbLord · 09-07-2009, 12:46 PM

fantastic stuff, loved it.
how old is the Earth ?
the slavery stuff is good as well.
keep up the ignorance.

TheSenator · 09-07-2009, 12:54 PM

There must be a psychological profile on people who believe "without question" religion/cult/political party/etc.

The Republicans have become masters in making people believe with fervor any political idea they put out there.

Can this psychological profile be put to use in marketing adult porn or products?

Deej · 09-07-2009, 12:58 PM

Quality

tiger · 09-07-2009, 10:10 PM

Hahhaahahah, owned!

Iron Fist · 09-07-2009, 10:14 PM

Sad... too bad.

Danny B · 09-07-2009, 11:39 PM

Fuckin EPIC!

theking · 09-07-2009, 11:42 PM

The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.

Mr Gump · 09-08-2009, 01:51 AM

That was a great video, lol, thanks

BlackCrayon · 09-08-2009, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.

Its not too hard with these fools going door to door spouting their (someone else's) retarded ideas. I saw some loser lady and her kid come to my door the other day at 930 in the fucking morning! I just opened the blinds and as soon as I saw her holding a bible I just closed them and walked away. Fucking retards.

kmanrox · 09-08-2009, 05:16 AM

that guy == FTWWWWWWWW!!!

CynBabes · 09-08-2009, 05:22 AM

Just keep copies of Mormon pamphlets handy and turn the tables on them, trying to convert them when they show up at your door.

Darkhorse · 09-08-2009, 05:27 AM

lol total classic....

rayadp05 · 09-08-2009, 05:36 AM

Fucking stupid ass bitches.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 09-08-2009, 05:44 AM

omg.. LOL!
Watch out for the burning pit of spaghetti sauce!

camchoice · 09-08-2009, 06:58 AM

Omg so much patience, I couldn't do that

CaptainHowdy · 09-08-2009, 07:17 AM

What a douchebag ...

jakethedog · 09-08-2009, 07:29 AM

classic .. thanks I LoL'd

escorpio · 09-08-2009, 07:34 AM

I once had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door while I was tripping balls on mushrooms. I invited him inside and we talked about God, heaven, hell, the devil, the universe and the meaning of life until he was sorry he knocked on my door.

pornguy · 09-08-2009, 07:45 AM

I just tell them to fuck off.

DWB · 09-08-2009, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

that guy == FTWWWWWWWW!!!

DUDE, that guy TOTALLY sounds like you. If you said that was you, I would believe it.

Vicious_B · 09-08-2009, 08:09 AM

RAMEN. That shit is classic.

fmltube · 09-08-2009, 08:11 AM

that was fucking classic.

gornyhuy · 09-08-2009, 08:18 AM

These door to door folks are not even remotely prepared to have this discussion.

jact · 09-08-2009, 08:34 AM

He knew far more about the Bible and different versions of the Bible then they ever will. Amusing.

Meeper · 09-08-2009, 08:58 AM

That's awesome! hahaha!

MetaMan · 09-08-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.

depends on how you look at it, it can be twisted the other way also, these ladies are going around spreading bullshit and will do the same to their kids, so who is the bigger asshole?

theking · 09-08-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

depends on how you look at it, it can be twisted the other way also, these ladies are going around spreading bullshit and will do the same to their kids, so who is the bigger asshole?

In you think it is "bullshit"...they think it is not "bullshit". You are entitled to your thinking...they are entitled to their thinking. Your thinking does not have any more validity than their thinking and vice versa...other than in your mind and their mind.

Vicious_B · 09-08-2009, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

In you think it is "bullshit"...they think it is not "bullshit". You are entitled to your thinking...they are entitled to their thinking. Your thinking does not have any more validity than their thinking and vice versa...other than in your mind and their mind.

I agree that everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but he wasn't the one coming to their door. If you want to preach then you should be able to handle a discussion on the subject. I did feel sorry for the Asian lady but not so much for the other woman. She was being a bitch.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 10:31 AM

Classic...

theking · 09-08-2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

I agree that everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but he wasn't the one coming to their door. If you want to preach then you should be able to handle a discussion on the subject. I did feel sorry for the Asian lady but not so much for the other woman. She was being a bitch.

In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.

CurrentlySober · 09-08-2009, 10:38 AM

Simple way to stop them calling, is when they come to the door, as they launch into the 'script' just politely interrupt them with 'Look, Im really sorry, but I'm an apostate... I'm sure you understand'

Then you'll be marked on thier 'maps' and they wont call again. Job Done

PantiesDropped · 09-08-2009, 10:42 AM

Nice! I live next to a Jehovah witness church gotta try the flying spaghetti monster...

George Carlin - 10 Commandments (The revisions)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pkRYaMiP4K8

BradM · 09-08-2009, 10:44 AM

I can't watch this stuff, arguing over religion is useless.

MetaMan · 09-08-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.

these people come to your house because they are their to talk with you and spread "the word". i dont see how the guy was being an asshole? he was open to discussion and just because he has answers and knowledge he is some sort of asshole? he was just in turn trying to spread his "word".

i have these guys come to my house like every 2 weeks and i am even open to discussion but i let them know that I AM trying to convert THEM into my way of thinking.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-08-2009, 10:48 AM

The last time I spoke with them, I was still living with my parents (lol last week lol). I asked them, "Do you really think it would be wise to recruit me? There's only 144,000 going to heaven, and I'd just lessen your chances." That seemed to work without being horribly insulting or threatening.

theking · 09-08-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

these people come to your house because they are their to talk with you and spread "the word". i dont see how the guy was being an asshole? he was open to discussion and just because he has answers and knowledge he is some sort of asshole? he was just in turn trying to spread his "word".

i have these guys come to my house like every 2 weeks and i am even open to discussion but i let them know that I AM trying to convert THEM into my way of thinking.

Your view point is your view point...from my view point he had one goal and only one goal and that was to attempt to humiliate them/be an asshole.

theking · 09-08-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

These door to door folks are not even remotely prepared to have this discussion.

You are correct...they are just lay people...passing out literature.

Martin · 09-08-2009, 11:04 AM

If you don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster you will burn in a lake of burning spaghetti sauce. LOL!

LAJ · 09-08-2009, 11:06 AM

Good stuff! Heh, I usually just point to my no-soliciting sign and shut the door in their faces. You can't argue with religious fanatics when it's all they have.

Alky · 09-08-2009, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

Your view point is your view point...from my view point he had one goal and only one goal and that was to attempt to humiliate them/be an asshole.

i was raised catholic and when i asked my priest questions, he tried to answer them.... he didn't get all pissy with me.

these jehovas witnesses are supposedly doing this to do what jesus did.... well that was a great impersonation by the blonde...not quite.

Vicious_B · 09-08-2009, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Simple way to stop them calling, is when they come to the door, as they launch into the 'script' just politely interrupt them with 'Look, Im really sorry, but I'm an apostate... I'm sure you understand'

Then you'll be marked on thier 'maps' and they wont call again. Job Done

Then I guess I just had pushy people. I have had them on my porch basically refusing to listen to me say I wasn't interested, just talked over me. I also had the same people come back over and over again ringing my doorbell insistently early Sunday mornings when I had worked until 4 am the night before. I tried polite, I tried not answering my door and then finally I told them I was going to let my dogs out on them. That finally stopped them.

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