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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-17-2008, 10:33 PM

Setting up orders for September.

I have no pre books for September and can provide a $650.00 site design for the first two guys that want some new tours! If ya want quality good workmanship and a tour that impresses viewers give me a shot!

THE DEAL:
Warning, Splash and Join Page + 5 Banners for $650.00.

Additonal features can be negotiated so contact me!

2nd Deal:
I can do Video Based Trailers and encode them to Flash Format so that they can be placed directly on a tour page. Not just simple Flash cut and encode type Trailers I can do the Music, shifts transitions effect's to present a very professional look for your site(s).

Get 3 different Video Hi End quality trailers for $700.00 with runtimes of 30-40 seconds playtime in Standard aspect ratio or Wide screen 16:9.
See sig and have a good September!

WarChild · 08-17-2008, 10:40 PM

The final deal is you take $325 and give it to some outsourced jackass, and get the same quality work as Alien here, but without all the drama.

You then take the remaining $325 and play pimp all around town, burning the money, whatever you want .. it's a free night out.

Iron Fist · 08-17-2008, 11:50 PM

Wow.... no one can cut AlienQ a break

Ever.

pr0 · 08-17-2008, 11:51 PM

I've got some clients who always insist on American designers.

I could probably book you up for the entire month of September.

Hit me up buddy.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-18-2008, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Wow.... no one can cut AlienQ a break

Ever.

Trolls love me

I always fuck with em, so its no wonder they wait till I scout my work they come pouring in.

Truth be known my work ethic and client satisfaction rate is very good. I can not claim to have happy clients 100% of the whole time I been around ( Over 10 years ) but it's safe to say the vast majority of people I work with are very happy with the way I operate. Board Alien is a fucking freak I admust that but working Alien people enjoy and come back for more services often

I'll hit ya up in the morning Pr0
I think American based designer's just get it alot easier than foriegn ones and really thats not such a big deal I am not about cheap prices or foriegn competition any more I used to dread it but then I realised I am about designing sites as if they were my own for clients and set my own prices accordingly.

I am not the most expensive but I am not the cheapest either.

buzzy · 08-18-2008, 01:24 AM

Hurry up people buy some designs so Alien dosen't have to suck dick to make ends meat all September

Zuzana Designs · 08-18-2008, 04:23 AM

Bump for Alien

fris · 08-18-2008, 07:35 AM

bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code

WarChild · 08-18-2008, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-18-2008, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code

All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

fris · 08-18-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

Keep telling yourself that.

candyflip · 08-18-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

As someone who may or may not have sucked cock to pay his bills, you're the last person who should be reading into things.

2012 · 08-18-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

Keep telling yourself that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

All my code and optimization is W3C compliant.

Can you tell us why you are a Beast Sex Webmaster?
Does the thought of Animals fucking people turn you on?

clash of the Titans

08-17-2008, 10:33 PM	#1
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Need a site done in September? $650 Deal Setting up orders for September. I have no pre books for September and can provide a $650.00 site design for the first two guys that want some new tours! If ya want quality good workmanship and a tour that impresses viewers give me a shot! THE DEAL: Warning, Splash and Join Page + 5 Banners for $650.00. Additonal features can be negotiated so contact me! 2nd Deal: I can do Video Based Trailers and encode them to Flash Format so that they can be placed directly on a tour page. Not just simple Flash cut and encode type Trailers I can do the Music, shifts transitions effect's to present a very professional look for your site(s). Get 3 different Video Hi End quality trailers for $700.00 with runtimes of 30-40 seconds playtime in Standard aspect ratio or Wide screen 16:9. See sig and have a good September! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 08-17-2008 at 10:34 PM..

08-17-2008, 10:40 PM	#2
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	The final deal is you take $325 and give it to some outsourced jackass, and get the same quality work as Alien here, but without all the drama. You then take the remaining $325 and play pimp all around town, burning the money, whatever you want .. it's a free night out. __________________ .

08-17-2008, 11:50 PM	#3
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Wow.... no one can cut AlienQ a break Ever. __________________ i like waffles

08-17-2008, 11:51 PM	#4
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I've got some clients who always insist on American designers. I could probably book you up for the entire month of September. Hit me up buddy. __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

08-18-2008, 04:23 AM	#7
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,851	Bump for Alien __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

08-18-2008, 01:24 AM	#6
buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	Hurry up people buy some designs so Alien dosen't have to suck dick to make ends meat all September

08-18-2008, 07:35 AM	#8
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	bump for the shittiest designer on gfy with non valid code __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff