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Old 08-23-2008, 04:45 PM   #1
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"There Is No God", says Bible

There is no God.
Psalms 14:1a, 53:1a

It's in there.
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Old 08-23-2008, 04:48 PM   #2
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"ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye shall do"

thats in there too, one of my favorites
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Old 08-23-2008, 04:54 PM   #3
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Old 08-23-2008, 05:36 PM   #4
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Old 08-23-2008, 05:43 PM   #5
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You fools, this is what is says without cutting out parts:

"The fool has said in his heart,`There is no God' "

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Old 08-23-2008, 05:48 PM   #6
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There is no God.
Psalms 14:1a, 53:1a

It's in there.
actually the bible doesn't 'say' anything. it's an inanimate object and can't 'talk'.
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Old 08-23-2008, 06:29 PM   #7
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The bible states as much contradicting passages as it can so that people who have "faith" can find at least one thing in there they agree with and grab onto that (blocking the rest out)...
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Old 08-23-2008, 06:31 PM   #8
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The bible is for Zealots.

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Old 08-23-2008, 06:57 PM   #9
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You fools, this is what is says without cutting out parts:

"The fool has said in his heart,`There is no God' "

I can take biblical quotes out of context. The churches have been doing it for ages.
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Old 08-23-2008, 06:58 PM   #10
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"ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye shall do"

thats in there too, one of my favorites
I like that one. Also the dirty bits. Song of Solomon is pretty hot.
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:18 PM   #11
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:33 PM   #13
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:43 PM   #14
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Bible is just book
Actually it means books. As in plural. I find it funny when people say the bible is the only word of God because a few people got together and decided which writings to put in there. It's funny too because Christ is quoted in there as referring to other books and guess what, they aren't in the bible.
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:59 PM   #15
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sharphead, you just became the coolest poster at GFY in my eyes.xxx
Awww... well tanks!
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:35 PM   #16
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:12 AM   #17
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