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08-13-2008, 08:29 PM
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North Coast Pimp
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FACT: My cock is bigger then yours...
It is bigger then 99.9% of the talent I have seen also..
Don't envy me.... IT SUCKS! Deep throated is a feeling I will never feel.... Anal sex is once a year... I have seriously thought of reduction surgery, does it even exist..? At times I think of cutting it off... But that would be suicide because I would certainly bleed to death.... At best I would be found passed out in a pool of blood and they would sew it back on while I was still out.... I would wake up a well endowed bobett..  |
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08-13-2008, 08:30 PM
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does it make wearing shorts difficult?
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08-13-2008, 08:31 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Doesn't everybody have at least 8 inches?
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08-13-2008, 08:46 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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 I beg to differ! good day sir..I SAID GOOD DAY! |
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08-13-2008, 08:48 PM
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I don't know what you're talking about but I'm 100% bigger than everyone on GFY..
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08-13-2008, 08:54 PM
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08-13-2008, 08:56 PM
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Doin fine
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I tuck my cock into my shoe.
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08-13-2008, 08:56 PM
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 But I am sure you do not own it... If you do put your laptop on its foot and take a pic...  |
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08-13-2008, 08:58 PM
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North Coast Pimp
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But back to topic... I have been a member of the large penis support group... But they are just a bunch of qrueers with 9-10 inches that are looking for 9-10 to suck....
I was hoping to find someone that can truelly relate around here.. |
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08-13-2008, 09:10 PM
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I feel sorry for you JC, it must be hard. Or maybe not LOL
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08-13-2008, 09:11 PM
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Good thing this is a cock contest and not a grammar contest.
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08-13-2008, 09:16 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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I can't, I am currently trapped inside of him...could someone please let me out...the air is getting thin in here!! |
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08-13-2008, 09:24 PM
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Rebel Girl
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great now I got Heawig and the angry inch stuck in my head
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08-13-2008, 09:52 PM
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you're awesome
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08-14-2008, 09:34 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Anyone who can't make the hamburger is going to be left in the dust by me..
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08-14-2008, 09:37 AM
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PS. yes your cock is bigger than mine. |
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08-14-2008, 09:39 AM
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Carpe Visio
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In my case, I doubt it.
My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick- bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick- locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick- so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick- pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick- more mass than the Earth Your dick- half staff, it needs work My dick- been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick- V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole lunch-in Your dick- it look like a munchkin My dick- size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick- good good lovin' Your dick- good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick- pretty damn skimpy Your dick- hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick- broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick- rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick- fruit roll-up My dick- grade-A beef Your dick- Mayday geek My dick- sick and dangerous Your dick- quick and painless My dick- 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus |
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08-14-2008, 04:47 PM
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08-14-2008, 04:48 PM
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best designer on GFY
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My cock is so huge I have to rub my ribs to jerk off.
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08-14-2008, 04:50 PM
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I knew you were pretty dumb, I just didn't realize that you were borderline retarded to boot. Dropout mentality. |
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08-14-2008, 04:52 PM
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no pic? :P:P
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08-14-2008, 04:58 PM
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North Coast Pimp
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08-14-2008, 04:59 PM
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Fucking hamburger.... HAHAHAHAHA
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08-14-2008, 06:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I have a small cock but I like to cuddle.
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08-14-2008, 07:31 PM
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If it's true, i've heard that you also can't get absolutely ROCK hard.... ? Is that so?
I can't symptathize really cuz I got a regular one and unless I fucked a tighty or like a really miniature person, i don't think I ever will... But there MUST be reduction... shit they can do everything from implants to vaginal inversions with dicks these days... check if your insurance covers it ...
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08-14-2008, 11:17 PM
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08-14-2008, 11:20 PM
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08-15-2008, 12:10 AM
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bring it to KFC!
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08-15-2008, 03:29 AM
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08-15-2008, 03:41 AM
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Troll Patrol
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Countdown till Metaman appears
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08-15-2008, 03:59 AM
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08-15-2008, 10:14 AM
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As for the surgery, they offer it, I have went for consultation... They showed me this video so I know what to expect... but it does not look fun... http://www.issir.com/vmp/2004bue/day01/video/seyam.wmv I was looking at this http://www.penis-reduction.com/ but it seems to be a scam.. |
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08-15-2008, 10:56 AM
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Very true ...
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08-15-2008, 11:26 AM
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XYZ Insurance: Hello, XYZ Insurance. How can I help today? Jon: Hi. Erm... Basically.. My penis is far too big. Does my current plan cover me to reduce it in size? [LINE DROPS OUT] Jon: Hello? Anyone there?
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08-15-2008, 11:36 AM
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08-15-2008, 11:39 AM
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08-15-2008, 11:41 AM
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I think you should look into getting a Detachable penis
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08-15-2008, 12:40 PM
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Very doubtful.
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08-15-2008, 12:45 PM
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Doin fine
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Post a pic with gfy.com on a pic in your hand otherwise I call bs.
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08-20-2008, 08:42 PM
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