Do you sleep with a weapon by your bed? - GoFuckYourself.com

cherrylula · 08-22-2008, 12:29 PM

I was making the bed the other day, and I realized we have a few weapons near the bed. A boot blade right on the nightstand, a really long baton looking thing that opens up to a really long knife, and a shotgun under the bed. I do not believe the gun is loaded, but the shells are ready to go.

I've heard of people sleeping with a loaded gun close by, I don't think I could do that. Then again, is a knife really going to help in case of an intruder? That was my thoughts.

I picture my 110 pound self with this huge blade trying to defend myself.

I think I would rather a gun.

Gun, or knife? or both.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-22-2008, 12:31 PM

I keep a loaded walther p99 in my bedside table. Hopefully never have to use it though.

ProducerCashDave · 08-22-2008, 12:33 PM

The weapon is in my pants cocked and loaded

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-22-2008, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

I I do not believe the gun is loaded

I think I would find out if it were my gun.

Dagwolf · 08-22-2008, 12:36 PM

I have a hunting knife handy, although I never consciously thought about putting it there for defense.

I also keep a Pu-36 explosive space modulator under my pillow but that's mostly for kinky stuff.

rhon23 · 08-22-2008, 12:36 PM

I do not own a gun but I do sleep with a screwdriver in hands reach. It will probabally never help me but it's the comfort of knowing it is there

[ScreaM] · 08-22-2008, 12:37 PM

My hands and legs are my weapons.

BradM · 08-22-2008, 12:37 PM

Yep. My fists.

cherrylula · 08-22-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

I think I would find out if it were my gun.

Its my husband's gun.

BIG gun!

Sosa · 08-22-2008, 12:37 PM

got a baseball bat on my wifes side of the bed.

cherrylula · 08-22-2008, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23

I do not own a gun but I do sleep with a screwdriver in hands reach. It will probabally never help me but it's the comfort of knowing it is there

I would not want to run into you in a dark room with a screwdriver. I know you are capable.

bobby666 · 08-22-2008, 12:39 PM

i bet this thread is not about european habbits

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-22-2008, 12:41 PM

my bf sleeps with a gun in his nightstand

Fletch XXX · 08-22-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

I think I would find out if it were my gun.

its mine, and it is not loaded. cherry doesny handle guns.

i am the one who will shoot you.

BusterBunny · 08-22-2008, 12:42 PM

i sleep surrounded by 8 ratdogs they are like a vicious school of piranha

LeRoy · 08-22-2008, 12:42 PM

Yes I called it a wife that will tear your head off and shit down your throat B4 breakfast

plyndrty · 08-22-2008, 12:43 PM

I have a 357 Magnum under the bed. I hope I never need to use it and I really don't want to kill anyone. I lived in "suit case city" near USF while I was going to college in the early 90's and bought the gun for protection and never got rid of it.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-22-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i am the one who will shoot you.

ME?

MetaMan · 08-22-2008, 01:10 PM

BUTCH ALERT

seeandsee · 08-22-2008, 01:18 PM

I have a full glass of water near my bed

gornyhuy · 08-22-2008, 01:18 PM

I have my Chi.

watch out. I will chi you to death, bitch!

Anthony · 08-22-2008, 01:19 PM

I have a pistol near.

G-Rotica · 08-22-2008, 01:20 PM

S&W .357 on the headboard. Safety off.

An unloaded gun is a useless gun.

CDSmith · 08-22-2008, 01:20 PM

I have various weapons within reach, but I'm not about to disclose them here.

Bad guys may be lurking.

_Richard_ · 08-22-2008, 01:58 PM

sleep with a knife under my mattress

Violetta · 08-22-2008, 02:00 PM

nobody in norway has guns. I have never seen one in real life.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-22-2008, 02:03 PM

I keep one in my head board unloaded, with the rounds in a neat box next to it.

It's a SW 9 MM

Skillz Unlimited · 08-22-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plyndrty

I have a 357 Magnum under the bed. I hope I never need to use it and I really don't want to kill anyone. I lived in "suit case city" near USF while I was going to college in the early 90's and bought the gun for protection and never got rid of it.

Sweet gun. I use to have one. I called it my baby canon. You gotta love revolvers. Now I keep a different gun in my night stand. I use to keep it loaded with one in the chamber but having kids changed that. Now I keep the gun and the clip in seperate places but close enought to where i can reach both at the same time

Supz · 08-22-2008, 02:17 PM

My gun

'This is my rifle, this is my gun, this ones for fighting, this ones for fun' :-)

Redmanthatcould · 08-22-2008, 02:22 PM

I sleep on a bed of nails, with a knife in my teeth.

It took some getting used to, but it does wonders for your posture and reflexes.

L-Pink · 08-22-2008, 02:23 PM

H&K 45 in my night stand .... My g/f keeps a Hitachi wand in hers.

.

cherrylula · 08-22-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

nobody in norway has guns. I have never seen one in real life.

Its ok, the USA has enough guns for the entire world.

MrMaxwell · 08-22-2008, 02:31 PM

Ruger .357
I keep it where you won't see it if you happen to make it to me without waking me

On a table or headboard beside you sleeping is not the best idea in the world

minddust · 08-22-2008, 02:33 PM

SIG P229 in my nightstand
Glock 22 under the mattress
all loaded & ready to "protect"

fatfoo · 08-22-2008, 02:52 PM

noooooo..........

CDSmith · 08-22-2008, 02:55 PM

I sleep with a fully loaded RPG under my bed.

No more wishing I had a rocket launcher when someone is breaking in this guy's house.

notime · 08-22-2008, 02:59 PM

I got a bad ass wife that will fuck up any intruder

I saw her kick a muggers balls once in the subway, damn that must have hurt
she got her purse back though

RyuLion · 08-22-2008, 03:12 PM

Nothing against anybody but I don't live "afraid".
I've lived in dangerous places like Mexico City, Argentina, Colombia, etc. and never needed a weapon to defend myself..

mikesouth · 08-22-2008, 03:17 PM

I have a variety of loaded guns within easy reach most of the time, I also have a concealed carry permit.

a knife, a screwdriver, your fists or your cock are no match for a loaded gun.

Why do I carry a gun....simple because carry a cop is too cumbersome and when seconds count the cops are only minutes away....

Jensen · 08-22-2008, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime

I got a bad ass wife that will fuck up any intruder

I saw her kick a muggers balls once in the subway, damn that must have hurt
she got her purse back though

hmm I'd like to see her fuck an intruder.. new dvd series perhaps?

VicD · 08-22-2008, 03:23 PM

I have a gummibat to kick some burglar's ass

CIVMatt · 08-22-2008, 03:25 PM

I keep a crazy Muslim in the closet

L-Pink · 08-22-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Nothing against anybody but I don't live "afraid".
I've lived in dangerous places like Mexico City, Argentina, Colombia, etc. and never needed a weapon to defend myself..

Who lives afraid? I live prepared, big difference.

RyuLion · 08-22-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

I keep a crazy Muslim in the closet

WTF man..that's gonna destroy you're whole house!

Z · 08-22-2008, 03:40 PM

I slept with a pistol on my headboard for years when I lived in the US. Usually one there and others in different places throughout the house.

Now I have a large, teak club by the bed and a machete between the mattresses.

tony286 · 08-22-2008, 03:52 PM

an alarm system and a 50 lb pit mix who is very protective of me.

SykkBoy · 08-22-2008, 04:02 PM

I have my iphone near the bed...if an intruder comes in, I'll distract him with useless apps....

I have a sword mounted over my bed, but would probably just injure myself getting it down if I chose to use it as a weapon...

Peaches · 08-22-2008, 05:25 PM

I have a 38 that a friend of mine rigged up with a holder to my bed. Since my bedroom is a loft and I have a small house, even a really really crappy aim will hit its mark

There's also a 22 rifle in there right now so if the 6 bullets don't stop them, I have back up!

Thankfully I still have 2 pugs who can still hear and will alert me to someone/something coming into the door. Getting into my room any other way would be physically impossible (plus even *I* would hear that since it would involve ladders and rock climbing equipment).

Hotrocket · 08-22-2008, 05:35 PM

yep, loaded and ready to go

one of the rules I live by:
"Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it".

pimpware · 08-22-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

i bet this thread is not about european habbits

Yeah, what he says !

C'mon, all this talking about guns, are those guys serious ?

It's somehow hard to an average European (not a criminal guy) to imagine the need to sleep with a gun under the bed, holy shit.

Is this the reallity of US ? Or you guys are just kidding ?

Sleeping with fear, that's not good for your health for sure.

08-22-2008, 12:29 PM	#1
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Do you sleep with a weapon by your bed? I was making the bed the other day, and I realized we have a few weapons near the bed. A boot blade right on the nightstand, a really long baton looking thing that opens up to a really long knife, and a shotgun under the bed. I do not believe the gun is loaded, but the shells are ready to go. I've heard of people sleeping with a loaded gun close by, I don't think I could do that. Then again, is a knife really going to help in case of an intruder? That was my thoughts. I picture my 110 pound self with this huge blade trying to defend myself. I think I would rather a gun. Gun, or knife? or both.

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