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MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 03:59 PM

Honestly what good ever comes out of a chicks mouth?

half the time they get away with stupid shit because they are cute. and well fatties, no one cares what they do anyway.

anytime a woman chimes into a conversation your IQ literally lowers.

All i think about when they are talking is somehow twisting what they are saying to eventually get me laid.

honestly the entire time a girl talks to me all i do is undress them with my eyes and picture their O face with my cock in them.

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 04:00 PM

women will literally read this thread and get wet because of how real i am. how fucked up is that?

xenigo · 01-11-2010, 04:06 PM

Sounds like you should try hanging out in a place like Palo Alto or Berkeley... you'll be the guy that will lower most of those chicks IQ's.

Maybe try to find hot women who work for Google and see if you can hang. I doubt it.

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Sounds like you should try hanging out in a place like Palo Alto or Berkeley... you'll be the guy that will lower most of those chicks IQ's.

Maybe try to find hot women who work for Google and see if you can hang. I doubt it.

ive dated independent women who are smart and have good jobs. pretty sad if the only place you can find smart ones is at a university wouldnt you say?

i dont "hang" with women, i feed them a stiff cock and let them go back to their boyfriend. he can compare notes with her all he wants.

women dont talk about intelligent things. they talk about "what an asshole their boyfriend is" "i am getting fat" "did you see oprah" "did you read about that celeb". this is worldwide it doesnt matter what education level.

The women who work for google are just their due to the "poon" factor. any man could do the job better.

TheDoc · 01-11-2010, 04:31 PM

My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

RachelPanda · 01-11-2010, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

gay ass Canadian pimp

I love that I saw that today...put a really funny picture in my head

Deej · 01-11-2010, 04:41 PM

Awesome, Meta is back on track

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

I dont have a need to call women "hoes" maybe if you had some respect you wouldnt be a lonely old man.

here is a tip:

women want to HAVE FUN, and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak. then not have to wake up and be worried as being judged a "hoe" just for fucking a true thoroughbred stallion like myself.

chupachups · 01-11-2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Awesome, Meta is back on track

Ah yeah

Jarmusch · 01-11-2010, 04:48 PM

Preach on brother MetaMan

weekly · 01-11-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

Go for smart American moose hunting girls like...hmmmm...who comes to mind....Sarah Palin. The pride of America.

xenigo · 01-11-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ive dated independent women who are smart and have good jobs. pretty sad if the only place you can find smart ones is at a university wouldnt you say?

women dont talk about intelligent things. they talk about "what an asshole their boyfriend is" "i am getting fat" "did you see oprah" "did you read about that celeb". this is worldwide it doesnt matter what education level.

Intelligent women do talk about intelligent things. I'm not with the ones you're talking about for the reasons you're listing...

It sucks that you have to find them at a university or major corporation but at least you have access to where they roam freely in their natural habitat.

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Intelligent women do talk about intelligent things. I'm not with the ones you're talking about for the reasons you're listing...

It sucks that you have to find them at a university or major corporation but at least you have access to where they roam freely in their natural habitat.

i have corrupted so many of these chicks. they are just as easy if no easier. most of them are closet freaks and are just looking for someone they can trust to bring it out of them.

i met this one chick would barely give a handjob the firstime and by the time i was done moulding her she was licking ass and taking it in the pie hole.

trust me after you flip a switch you find out they are deep down just like the rest.

TheDoc · 01-11-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I dont have a need to call women "hoes" maybe if you had some respect you wouldnt be a lonely old man.

here is a tip:

women want to HAVE FUN, and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak. then not have to wake up and be worried as being judged a "hoe" just for fucking a true thoroughbred stallion like myself.

A tip from you... that's clearly as brilliant as the conversations you're having with your hoes.

TheDoc · 01-11-2010, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Go for smart American moose hunting girls like...hmmmm...who comes to mind....Sarah Palin. The pride of America.

Maybe moose hunting kills the brain?

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

A tip from you... that's clearly as brilliant as the conversations you're having with your hoes.

wtf is this "conversation" you speak of?

i dont go out for coffee and tea with women. WTF are you a pussy?

SEE THREAD TITLE
When women start TALKING i STOP LISTENING:

Spunky · 01-11-2010, 05:15 PM

I hate when they want a conversation while I'm watching a hockey game

TheDoc · 01-11-2010, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

wtf is this "conversation" you speak of?

i dont go out for coffee and tea with women. WTF are you a pussy?

SEE THREAD TITLE
When women start TALKING i STOP LISTENING:

Ahh, I see the problem now... you think you're picking up an actual women. They aren't women, they're hoes... hoes that just had another mans load blown into them before visiting you.

Doctor Feelgood · 01-11-2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Honestly what good ever comes out of a chicks mouth?

half the time they get away with stupid shit because they are cute. and well fatties, no one cares what they do anyway.

anytime a woman chimes into a conversation your IQ literally lowers.

All i think about when they are talking is somehow twisting what they are saying to eventually get me laid.

honestly the entire time a girl talks to me all i do is undress them with my eyes and picture their O face with my cock in them.

CunningStunt · 01-11-2010, 10:22 PM

The only time I talk to my wife is when I want sex or dinner.

The only other woman I talk to is the local barmaid, and she knows what's good for her. She serves men their beer like she's meant to.

Other than that, women should just shut up. Mostly they are boring and want to talk about trivial shit. Men are worse.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 01-11-2010, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

Holly · 01-11-2010, 10:27 PM

What?

...

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Why dont you just put TheDocs dick in your mouth that way you can be done sucking mine?

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

What?

...

i know you are looking to get tamed. like a grey wolf and i am chief longcock.

i would have you washing my clothes and have you thank me for even giving you the chance to do them.

MrMaxwell · 01-11-2010, 10:37 PM

And you called me this and that
LoL over here
Please

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

And you called me this and that
LoL over here
Please

hey sorry i dont speak stupid you are going to have to find a translator, pretty sure fletch speaks stupid and english fluently i suggest hiring him.

Holly · 01-11-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i know you are looking to get tamed. like a grey wolf and i am chief longcock.

i would have you washing my clothes and have you thank me for even giving you the chance to do them.

What? Were you talking to me?

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

What? Were you talking to me?

ill do the question asking around here.

is my laundry done yet?

Holly · 01-11-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ill do the question asking around here.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.

MetaMan · 01-11-2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.

its all good we will use hand signals from here on in.

when i snap it means i need my pillow fluffed.

women need a man to show them the proper path. women think with emotion and need to be tamed with a long snake. they become timid it is like breaking in a wild horse.

Holly · 01-11-2010, 10:54 PM

Are you still talking to me?

CunningStunt · 01-12-2010, 02:44 AM

I'm confused, is Jesusland in Canada? I always thought it was in the bible belt? Utah and the rest of it - or is that mormons?

Mormons and Jesus are the same aren't they?

LoveSandra · 01-12-2010, 02:51 AM

agree with you

MrMaxwell · 01-12-2010, 03:09 AM

GFY my balls
You're far past being a properly dominant leader right into being an emotionless dictator
You know, some guys like being that way... I don't give emotional or physical beatings to my women

The do suck when I say, cook what I want, and everything else
And no, I don't listen to empty minded rambling

But you're offensive... I LOVE women.. they actually are not objects.. they are angels
Well some of them really do make objects of themselves

Nevermind
If that's your type enjoy
But where's the challenge
And they're not as good at sucking

digitaldivas · 01-12-2010, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

women will literally read this thread and get wet because of how real i am. how fucked up is that?

lmfao, your a fucking trip meta

MrMaxwell · 01-12-2010, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by digitaldivas

lmfao, your a fucking trip meta

The fucked up part is that it's true
There are so many women out there just begging to be beat on mentally and physically
It makes me sick

Women love ME for how REAL I am but for different reasons... I GENUINELY LOVE and APPRECIATE women... like him, I don't tolerate one half ounce of bullshit.. and I get what I want from them... I'm talking about WHAT I want WHEN I want HOW I want, without question...... but without discounting or belittling them

I firmly believe that discounting and belittling women comes of ones own deep down INSECURITIES with ones self image

Meta Man you can insult me all you want, you self absorbed buttplug, but being male makes YOU the inferior sex. Period. Always has, always will. Understanding that is the first step to survival and opens alot of doors. I'm not saying that you allow them to know it. I'm saying that you had better know it.

digitaldivas · 01-12-2010, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

The fucked up part is that it's true
There are so many women out there just begging to be beat on mentally and physically
It makes me sick

Women love ME for how REAL I am but for different reasons... I GENUINELY LOVE and APPRECIATE women... like him, I don't tolerate one half ounce of bullshit.. and I get what I want from them... I'm talking about WHAT I want WHEN I want HOW I want, without question...... but without discounting or belittling them

I firmly believe that discounting and belittling women comes of ones own deep down INSECURITIES with ones self image

Meta Man you can insult me all you want, you self absorbed buttplug, but being male makes YOU the inferior sex. Period. Always has, always will. Understanding that is the first step to survival and opens alot of doors. I'm not saying that you allow them to know it. I'm saying that you had better know it.

Yeah I know, thats why I lol'd, as for me, what can I say, I travel the U.S. worshipping womens feet<see sig. I fucking love them. It's all levels of self esteem. And you just attack it from the "weakside", whatever that "weakside" may be. Although the only levels of manipulation I am really into is getting them to do what I want, and it usually involves worshipping them and putting it all on film. I use my power for good, ... but stil...

MrMaxwell · 01-12-2010, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by digitaldivas

Yeah I know, thats why I lol'd, as for me, what can I say, I travel the U.S. worshipping womens feet<see sig. I fucking love them. It's all levels of self esteem. And you just attack it from the "weakside", whatever that "weakside" may be. Although the only levels of manipulation I am really into is getting them to do what I want, and it usually involves worshipping them and putting it all on film. I use my power for good, ... but stil...

I feel like spanking them is a form of ass worship
No one (but them) understands that, either
It can be one hell of an intimate experience
So don't feel too bad

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.. but to each of his own

digitaldivas · 01-12-2010, 03:35 AM

.....lmfao

Twisted Dave · 01-12-2010, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak.

Any woman who enjoys fucking a piece of meat from a cow has issues man!

Deej · 01-12-2010, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Twisted Dave

Any woman who enjoys fucking a piece of meat from a cow has issues man!

You misunderstand dave, because that shit was funny... See here some people buy cheap ass steak to fry in a pan and to tenderize them they pound it with a meat mallet.

So... laugh mother fucker!

ToBad · 01-12-2010, 06:00 AM

When was the last time you saw a girl change the channel to the Discovery Channel or any program that can give them a higher literacy?
No they choose to watch and talk about Stars on ice, and they seem to know everything about Idol participants. No wonder that girls and women get guys to lose interest once they start talking.

CarlosTheGaucho · 01-12-2010, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

here is a tip:

women want to HAVE FUN, and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak. then not have to wake up and be worried as being judged a "hoe" just for fucking a true thoroughbred stallion like myself.

TheDoc · 01-12-2010, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why dont you just put TheDocs dick in your mouth that way you can be done sucking mine?

haha, good lord I have heard high school kids come up with better shit than this..

Anyway, don't let me stop you from showing off more of that ghetto Canadian pimp stuff, you keep the board rocking with this knee slapping shit.

CaptainHowdy · 01-12-2010, 07:14 AM

I couldn't agree more... men who defend women are obscurantists.

Agent 488 · 01-12-2010, 07:27 AM

you need a real man.

dynastoned · 01-12-2010, 07:34 AM

rofl

a+ thread

MetaMan · 01-12-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

GFY my balls
You're far past being a properly dominant leader right into being an emotionless dictator
You know, some guys like being that way... I don't give emotional or physical beatings to my women

The do suck when I say, cook what I want, and everything else
And no, I don't listen to empty minded rambling

But you're offensive... I LOVE women.. they actually are not objects.. they are angels
Well some of them really do make objects of themselves

Nevermind
If that's your type enjoy
But where's the challenge
And they're not as good at sucking

what the hell are you talking about? i love women also. i do not dis respect them i am just real.

this goes for EVERY woman, the second you put yourself in "friend zone" you arent going to get shit. if you signed up to take women out for coffee and give them massages that is your deal. for me why the fuck would i do that?

women will view you as a weak male if you are not willing to at least admit with yourself you want to get in their pants. they love it. this is the 1950s anymore, this may surprise you but women have sex. GASP and no matter how old, shape size or color most have gobbled on enough knobs to fill a football team. GASP GASP!

what makes people think just because a female is intelligent they dont want to get their brains blown out? these ones want it even more because they are "empowered".

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Originally Posted by ToBad

When was the last time you saw a girl change the channel to the Discovery Channel or any program that can give them a higher literacy?
No they choose to watch and talk about Stars on ice, and they seem to know everything about Idol participants. No wonder that girls and women get guys to lose interest once they start talking.

my sister has 2 degrees and is head of HR at a big company in calgary and she is only in her late 20s, and guess what she turns on when she watches TV? bing bang boom. these nerd loser guys are the types who take women out for coffee and talk about the most boring shit and wonder why they do not get laid.

lots of these loser dudes who think they are "intelligent" dont realize how much substance they lack.

take TheDoc for instance. imagine being a chick and having to sit with this guy for 2 hours? talk about having the need to put your brain on pause.

Agent 488 · 01-12-2010, 09:29 AM

i disagree. TheDoc the knowledgeable about every subject known to man.

MetaMan · 01-12-2010, 09:33 AM

it's like you go to the library and it's gone. and there is just one guy standing there with a name tag "TheDoc".

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	When women start TALKING i STOP LISTENING: Honestly what good ever comes out of a chicks mouth? half the time they get away with stupid shit because they are cute. and well fatties, no one cares what they do anyway. anytime a woman chimes into a conversation your IQ literally lowers. All i think about when they are talking is somehow twisting what they are saying to eventually get me laid. honestly the entire time a girl talks to me all i do is undress them with my eyes and picture their O face with my cock in them.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	women will literally read this thread and get wet because of how real i am. how fucked up is that?

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Sounds like you should try hanging out in a place like Palo Alto or Berkeley... you'll be the guy that will lower most of those chicks IQ's. Maybe try to find hot women who work for Google and see if you can hang. I doubt it.

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LoveSandra So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Just Blow Me Posts: 10,551	agree with you

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	GFY my balls You're far past being a properly dominant leader right into being an emotionless dictator You know, some guys like being that way... I don't give emotional or physical beatings to my women The do suck when I say, cook what I want, and everything else And no, I don't listen to empty minded rambling But you're offensive... I LOVE women.. they actually are not objects.. they are angels Well some of them really do make objects of themselves Nevermind If that's your type enjoy But where's the challenge And they're not as good at sucking

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	i disagree. TheDoc the knowledgeable about every subject known to man.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	it's like you go to the library and it's gone. and there is just one guy standing there with a name tag "TheDoc".