Just got jury duty.... - GoFuckYourself.com

munki · 08-25-2008, 01:40 PM

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

klaze · 08-25-2008, 01:49 PM

This is why I have a tattoo of a snake on my neck.

After Shock Media · 08-25-2008, 01:49 PM

Oh noes. What is the big deal.

munki · 08-25-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Oh noes. What is the big deal.

Metal detectors take a really fucking long time for me to get through... a couple people here have been stuck behind me on one and can vouch... lol

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-25-2008, 02:00 PM

take the Jacob's Latter out!

BradM · 08-25-2008, 02:01 PM

"I do not believe in the United States Legal system, and believe we should instead of having a court system deal with all criminals in a USSR fashion - shoot first and don't bother asking any questions. I would suggest finding someone else to fill my spot."

Easy way out.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-25-2008, 02:03 PM

Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.

BradM · 08-25-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.

Nah. They jail you now for that. Too common of an excuse.

LeRoy · 08-25-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.

Works for me

munki · 08-25-2008, 02:10 PM

Time to grow the mohawk back before call date...

greg1 · 08-25-2008, 02:29 PM

wow...it's a honor))) how can you got it?)

Sosa · 08-25-2008, 02:32 PM

luckily i haven't had to do it yet.

tony286 · 08-25-2008, 02:34 PM

go its an interesting experience. I actually served once, been called another three times. One was for the grand jury, I was disappointed I didnt get it.

PervertInPueblaMexico · 08-25-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

Tell them you hate **Insert random racial slur here*** , rinse, repeat if necessary.

Ditto. I registered to vote, next thing you know, jury duty. I used exactly this to get out. It will work.

GrouchyAdmin · 08-25-2008, 06:00 PM

I prefer to tell them that it's hard to be impartial when everyone's out to get me.

That raises a few eyebrows, AND gets a dismissal.

Stop by on the way and get $1 worth of aluminum foil.

After Shock Media · 08-25-2008, 06:00 PM

And most of you think the jury system will save your porn ass if you end up on trial, lolz.

rhon23 · 08-25-2008, 06:10 PM

I had it in January. Sat there for 8 plus hours while they called about 6 people to serve then it was done and I got to go home and done with it. Just suck it up and go. They have heard every excuse you can come up with so dont even bother trying.

08-25-2008, 01:40 PM	#1
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Just got jury duty.... FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

08-25-2008, 01:49 PM	#3
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Oh noes. What is the big deal. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

08-25-2008, 02:10 PM	#10
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Time to grow the mohawk back before call date... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

08-25-2008, 06:00 PM	#15
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I prefer to tell them that it's hard to be impartial when everyone's out to get me. That raises a few eyebrows, AND gets a dismissal. Stop by on the way and get $1 worth of aluminum foil. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

08-25-2008, 06:00 PM	#16
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	And most of you think the jury system will save your porn ass if you end up on trial, lolz. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

08-25-2008, 01:49 PM	#2
klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	This is why I have a tattoo of a snake on my neck.

08-25-2008, 02:00 PM	#5
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	take the Jacob's Latter out!

08-25-2008, 02:01 PM	#6
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	"I do not believe in the United States Legal system, and believe we should instead of having a court system deal with all criminals in a USSR fashion - shoot first and don't bother asking any questions. I would suggest finding someone else to fill my spot." Easy way out.

08-25-2008, 02:03 PM	#7
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Tell them you hate Insert random racial slur here* , rinse, repeat if necessary.

08-25-2008, 02:29 PM	#11
greg1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 141	wow...it's a honor))) how can you got it?)

08-25-2008, 02:32 PM	#12
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	luckily i haven't had to do it yet.

08-25-2008, 02:34 PM	#13
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	go its an interesting experience. I actually served once, been called another three times. One was for the grand jury, I was disappointed I didnt get it.

08-25-2008, 06:10 PM	#17
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,264	I had it in January. Sat there for 8 plus hours while they called about 6 people to serve then it was done and I got to go home and done with it. Just suck it up and go. They have heard every excuse you can come up with so dont even bother trying.